#1
Alcohol is haraam... Get your shit together!
#2
today i drank:

1 glass of water with a vitamin tablet dissolved in it

thats all. i hope to drink in the future:

coffee
tea
water
diet cola
david cameron fucked a dead pig
#3
i really need to stop drinking and become a good communist
#4
i plan on getting drunk tonight for the first time in a long time. just a lil' drunk though.
#5
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#7
when i become a discount dominica doctor ill treat you guys all for free, so just try to survive for a bit longer.
#8
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#9
well i did say discount doctor, not fancy big shot
#10
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#11
u r gay
#12
stop the old-styled forums biggotry
#13
will these forums never know peace
#14
why wasn't the OP banned for this
#15

thirdplace posted:

why wasn't the OP banned for this

because i get results

#16
Moreover, the world exists for another purpose than the exploitation of foreign countries by British factory-owners and landlords who keep armies of workers at monotonous labour. England has more than her rightful share in the world’s production, and the pity of it is that so much of the revenue from her industries is wasted upon purposes of armament when it is not squandered on drink and gambling, betting, and luxuries.
#17
there's nothing wrong with drinking or smoking weed
#18

methlabretriever posted:

there's nothing wrong with drinking or smoking weed



mods, ban this chucklefuck

#19
i quit drinking last night

then i resumed again this morning
#20
i have a beer or two and watch seinfeld re-runs
#21
no. i don't want to
#22
the other day i took the gre and then immediately faced half a handle of hennessy
#23
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#24
we're all sinners and probably too hard on our precious selves
#25
cheers to the op
#26
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#27
you know best, LUNAR_BEAVIS
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#29
a jaundiced, emaciated hand feebly grasps your shoulder

no... don't go... stay with usss... forever...
#30
drunk's
not
dead