#41
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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conec posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

conec posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

how come asians dont shave their pubery

you`re a pig. impale yourself

I'd like to immediately say that your hypothesis is incorrect, as I can find evidence of thorny pube hedges in asian porno produced prior to my birth; however, porno produced worldwide in that era is known for still having pubery, a policy from which the West later moved away starting in the mid-1980s. So indeed it could have been my fault -the timing matches- but what causal force might be in play that would make my pure existence such a powerful influence on Asian cultures, and even if it were, would this crime, grotesque though it might be, really necessitate my self-impalation?

the only porn i`m interested in at the moment is one where someone bludgeons you to death



Violent pornography isn't my bag but I don't kinkshame.

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#43
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

Violent pornography isn't my bag but I don't kinkshame.


Found: One book titled "That really is my bag, baby!" by Goat N. Stein

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#45
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tpaine posted:


pictured: the first world left

#46
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i lost my flip-knife yesterday while applying for public housing by skating and then bussing and then hauling ass

my hustle game intensifies like the death-doom sound of crapitalism eating itself

anyways a good street taco is one by a dumpster in the projects where i ollied

i still haven't had sex

fuck

i g2g make some more FULL FUCKING LOS ANGELES MAYORAL COMMUNISM happen

but

i did shave a tiny bit of pubes for Manuel the persian carpet worker
pipa
cocain & heroin
15 years clean

those are quotes in my notebooks

anyways

i cut em off with a dull pocketknife

thats straight GTA 6 style carjacking

my dog and me steal free samples

a 600$ fur coat in a local thriftshop might get me my first persian wife

anyways its worth 10k and i need to buy it b4 xmas

my income is 0 tho

and im homeless

and actually

schizophrenic

please delete

capitalism 4 me

i may NEVER TAKE A POSTING HIATUS

because then my ip might be revealed

2 b

barack obama

your president

signing off,

vote for bernie

this game of 11-dimensional checkers is finished

vote from the deeded, titled, rooftops

for

my dj friend

nofreewill

emperor
of
EAST
WEST
SOUTH
and LAN oauth(ORTH)

coming never to a city near wherever the fuck brazilian, austrian, radical ecologist lady i made out with once in a park in SF which was so much better than sex i might actually have orgies so depraved we kill deadken at them is

hi
#47
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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i was born without pubes and God help me i'll die without them
#48
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Frankly the response to the rhizzone pube shave roll call has been underwhelming. I finally understand how difficult it is to organize.
#49
Mike Nelson here.
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they had a story that went viral about a young south asian woman who has a big beard because her religion says hair is sacred and everyone was like you go girl don't shave just because the man or whatever. sorry but that's weird. i would probably never marry a woman with a full beard. i mean obviously i wouldn't marry a non-catholic but yeah... a catholic woman with a beard... not putting a ring on it.
#50
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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you go girl. dont shave because of the man. do dont shave because of the Man. int the Sky
#51
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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"FUCK society's rules!" *follows another society's even more stricter rules*
#52
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Without rules there's just chaos. Only supremely talented and arrogant supermen like myself can flaunt them freely. If everyone did it its just noise. I salute beard lady for enabling greatness within herself.
#53
Poronto
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Superabound posted:

"FUCK society's rules!" *follows another society's even more stricter rules*



in which society is "don't shave" a more restrictive rule than "shave"

#54
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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littlegreenpills posted:

Superabound posted:

"FUCK society's rules!" *follows another society's even more stricter rules*

in which society is "don't shave" a more restrictive rule than "shave"



because thge penalty for shaving is Eternal Damnation while the penalty for not shaving is celibacy, which saves you from Eternal Damnation

#55
chickeon
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I'd marry a woman with a full beard
#56
Online
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Actually, the woman is called a "beard" in that situation, chickeon.
#57
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i shave situationally, ie fuck hipsters, even fuck the old

oh wait i met a 60s desert real estate dude

who probably had been growing it since may 68

or 69 ie the summer of fucking

anyways

my beard game is fucking anti-wack

mods rename me The Pink Ninja

or i shave my pubes and lose all my manpower

i aint never cutting grass

but mexican renegade command & conquer gardeniaing

is me having straight BAMBOO

and if i wanted 2 sue the president of a college for me doing work on her property that i wasn''t paid for

lmao

i would need to give a fuck about the legal system first
#58
UNUSUALY COOL
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the timing of this thread could not be better. i'm halfway through and in crisis mode, need some burly Klondike strats to finish this job
#59
Occupied Aztlan
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do it in the shower, use a fresh razor
#60
mt.real
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i don't shave anything because the bushyness hides my many copious fat rolls. my epic beard and pubes distract the ladies from my fat rolls, thereby increasing my procreation chances. you can find me at the club, if you would like to discuss and share more tips.
#61
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With a heavy heart I must formally resign from the Rhizzone pube shave club presidency and formally disband the rhizzone pube shave club. Reason: I'm growing my pubes back.
#62
Mike Nelson here.
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Keven posted:

With a heavy heart I must formally resign from the Rhizzone pube shave club presidency and formally disband the rhizzone pube shave club. Reason: I'm growing my pubes back.

It was never about the pubes. It was always about friendship. And that's something a razor blade can never end.

#63
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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getfiscal posted:

It was never about the pubes. It was always about friendship. And that's something a razor blade can never end.



you have to use an actual straight razor for that, Donald

#64
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dude, do the reverse hitler (ie charlie chaplin)

and shave just one spot

ur dick

i mean

you know


ur upper lip

that easy as hell 2 dance 3 me

twitch.tv/nofreewill

i streamed some counterstrike mexicanos

today i will be famous

tomorrow we die and live again

Terrorists ALWAYS

CTS never

b42

b45

b82

fuck yeah i manually buy even in pro matches

#65
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Keven posted:

With a heavy heart I must formally resign from the Rhizzone pube shave club presidency and formally disband the rhizzone pube shave club. Reason: I'm growing my pubes back.


am i really the first one to say that this is fucking bullshit?

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#68
Kurdt
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*sighs, unsheathes katana*
#69
mt.real
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discipline posted:

now that I've unstuck this thread and made keven mod, who wants to know about my pubic hair?


1 2 3 not it

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Sorry if this was unclear prev. But the rhizzone pube shave club is only open to men. When a man shaves his pubes that shows he's in touch, cares about his body, and is willing to make sacrifices in relationships. When a woman does it she probably just wants to wear questionable pants, which personally I find antifeminist.
#71
Poronto
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I want to know about everyone's pubes
#72
political car tune
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discipline posted:

now that I've unstuck this thread and made keven mod, who wants to know about my pubic hair?



Is it marxist? Does it refrain from consistently erasing class?