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Hello my fellow shaved pube rhizzoners. Sound off in this thread. Once we've established a roster, we can trade tips and stories and campaign for awareness of our lifestyle.
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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Ground floor
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as an ecological marxist i refuse to shave my pubes since such rampant deforestation destroys an important ecosystem vital for the smallest microbe to the largest crab
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Still waiting on membership of course but once we get settled in I was hoping we could discuss if "manscaping" is an acceptable term to marxists.
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Occupied Aztlan
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i unironically do this
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You always go with the grain, never against. Try not to be fat in any way whatsoever. Manspreading is rightfully seen as an urban faux pas, but there are times when one must accept that if circumstances do not allow for the proper observation of public social decorum without risking injury then it is fine to ignore those types of rules, albeit with responsible discretion. Avoid dairy and red meats.
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Anyway, delete thread
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Online
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Poronto
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no one here is old enough to grow pubes OP
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Guys be serious we can joke around later once we have our full roster and have decided on our group song and flag.
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Urbandale posted:

i unironically do this



Thank you. Welcome, brother.

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ive been thinking about getting a perm but every time i ask about it at the barbershop they just call the police
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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ilmdge posted:

lmao

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I don't think I could go through with it. I'd miss the smell.
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do yall think its necessary to have one set of clippers/razor for face and a different one for your pubes. asking for a friend
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Personally I use the same razor as for my head. For my face I use an electric because I like a little stubble.
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Poronto
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tpaine posted:

agreed, keven. nothing better than kissing a stubbly guy.



trim your pubes with kitchen scissors for true stubbliness

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Online
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tpaine posted:

didn't arisvelushoutsus or whatever make that

yep, just happened over it yesterday and wanted to repost it. you can tell it's old too cuz the last posters are jeffery and "daddyholes"

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tpaine posted:

agreed, keven. nothing better than kissing a stubbly guy.


Now hold on a second: this makes it sound like we're both gay men.

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i can see trimming pubes with kitchen scissors cause i like to put a little bit of myself into every meal i cook
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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how come asians dont shave their pubery
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I'm taking this as a tact admission of your wife not shaving her pubes and thus I'm striking you from the rolls. While pubes of all sizes are acceptable in the world, only a nearly trimmed or fully shaved pubic area is allowed in the rhizzone shave pube support and socialism empowerment group. Our meetings will be public but non members may only speak if they're an invited guest.
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Occupied Aztlan
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wait i dont care if my SO shaves, i just like to be shaved for myself. makes your dick look pretty.
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(In mst3k theme voice) pube shave roll call: Keven. Ur-bandale. Crrrrrrrroooow.
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Poronto
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sticky pube shave roll call. for shaving sticky pubes
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Poronto
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take your sticky pubes and shove em. eat shit sexhavers
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Occupied Aztlan
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Urbandale posted:

wait i dont care if my SO shaves, i just like to be shaved for myself. makes your dick look pretty.



conec prefers bushy dicks for some reason

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This is exactly what I'm talking about. Conecs unrelenting attempts to squash my creative social expression have gone too far. Please make me thread moderator so I can create a welcoming area of open discussion and casual friendship without those who simply can't stand to see anyone have a good time.
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That said, this thread is about pube shaving. Shaming or harassing people for their sexual preferences doesn't seem in line with our mission, to me. While shaved pubes feel better, provide more clothing options, and are more hygienic, there is no call to make degrading remarks about the choices of the larger rhizzone community. I hereby issue an official citation to urban dale.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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conec posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

how come asians dont shave their pubery

you`re a pig. impale yourself



I'd like to immediately say that your hypothesis is incorrect, as I can find evidence of thorny pube hedges in asian porno produced prior to my birth; however, porno produced worldwide in that era is known for still having pubery, a policy from which the West later moved away starting in the mid-1980s. So indeed it could have been my fault -the timing matches- but what causal force might be in play that would make my pure existence such a powerful influence on Asian cultures, and even if it were, would this crime, grotesque though it might be, really necessitate my self-impalation?

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Keven posted:

I'm taking this as a tact admission of your wife not shaving her pubes



dont quote kissinger at me

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