but first consider what slings of arrows full of outrageous fortunes it is

to suffer no more sleep IN FYAD we never trstd each other always JUST ENOUGH TO POST



ok one last GAME I DESIGNED FOR FYAD YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK COCKS AND JIZZ RULES

Rules:

1. you win

2. i am quitting posting

3. probably going back to lurking forever (occassionally i might even come back from the gym so tired)

4. i don't fall asleep without reading a few of your lazy-ass posts (new posters, infnite fyad, if ths forum went off internet i'd WRITE FYAD IN TEH SAND OF THE BEACH 12 TIMES FORE I DIE aint going nowhere

5. i'm just becoming an adult, in love with a beautiful woman, and taking charge of my damn internet addiction to FYADDICTION

6. i will be out there in the world making games (already made lots of good ones) and writing poems

7. yall poets so good i realized even my cousin isn't a rapper of brotherly silences

8. so deep i feel fell in and will never NOT BE FYAD FOR LIFE even just living it and eventually dying

9. all men are mortal, you guys are immortal ass fucking posters (bedsexiness)

10. don't think i ain't gonna be fucking virgins, being a virgin, and hell just having sex with that one woman i love until i die (if she lets me)

11. NOT COMMITTING SUICIDE: safe, sane, sober (no drugs anymore fyadrugspostings was enough), you think i need tcc to cure me to death?????

12. don't worry about me i'm fine (i might even write yall pms from time to time to praise your posts)


FINAL RULE PLEASE BEFORE IM BANNED

shoutouts to lowtax, shmorky, LOWTAX DAUGHT WHO A FUNNY KID QUEEN <3

all posters ever gone but never forgotten ( i heard archives and search work just well enough to never find all the posts or posters)

remember (memory don't work that well either , not even MAD STACKS OF RAM)

throw my scorpion ass in a slow-moving river of eternal charonybdic greek revolution syrian revolution fyadearthrotationalrevolution

independence freedom peace happiness all

and other things so dark we ain't even able to cope by posting irony about them




OK last play i make

1. please please please find a way (raiden, radium (RIP), scorpion, volte, WHOEVER LOWTAXES FAT RICH ASS NEEDS TO HIRE SO I AM SAVING THESE FORUMS MONEY POSTS)

2. sanity clarity calm, IM TYPING THIS IN ALL CAPS IM SO CALM CERTAIN AND CONVINCED YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN AND WILL

3. DONT EVER OFFER TO UNBAN DEBAN PERMABAN OR PROBATE ME

4. mods do whatever the fucking iks want

5. please





FINAL RULE B4 I DONT REALLY LEAVE JUST GO BACK TO LURKING

1. buy an avatar (sample the pink in my shitty MSpaint avatar please) for me

2. make it so small it's just one pink pixel that color

3. :fyadlove:

4. hell buy :fyadeath: and :fyadrebirth: if jack daniels and ruddha and :123fyad: if g0m wants yall too (u do3)

5. hell make it one subpixel so i won't even know ur posting it (just mouseover it (is that possible))

6. please one pixel didn't want this to be too complicated (too many damn smilies already)

8. i just wanted to be smaller than smallbart

9. goodbye, we're gonna be fine

Sincerely,
ThePinkNinja

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Superabound posted:

all anti-Communist posters eventually revealed as profoundly mentally ill. color me Pink--the color of not being surprised