#1
http://www.asvabpracticetests.com/asvab-paragraph-comprehension-practice-test/
#2
Oh great, Im going to try my best to succeed really good at the how to be a fucking slave test
#3
congrats you're not too stupid to be a slave lol
#4
i think the fact that there's a test to determine if you're basically literate and capable of comprehending the plot of Dora the Explorer is a good thing because it means that those who pass it and thereby kill for money are not actually literally retarded and therefore are legally responsible for their actions
#5
Now I know I have something to fall back on if "doing library inventory" or "busing tables" doesn't pan out.
#6
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#8

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goatstein shames us army into compliance

#9
goatstein shames us army into corpulence
#10
i got a 99 on that. nbd.
#11

stegosaurus posted:

i got a 99 on that. nbd.

For you? That's a huge deal likely indicating plagiarism

#12
since they hand it out to millions of kids in public schools in the u.s. yes probably
#13
the military has no illusions about the state of liberal education in our country
#14
I also scored very high on this.
#15
i took the shop class and fix-it test and bombed it because i dont know what a jerky spanner or a bumfuck ratchet or anything is. whither my booklearning
#16
failing trade knowledge is not a good trait for a marxist, comrade
#17
Having tutored people for the ASVAB and holding a degree I know if I joined I could score extremely well and secure a safe a cushy job full of power and privilege, good pay and benefits for my family.


Then again I would be part of the US military, so I continue to sit on my damp molding floorboards eating cold beans of out a can, sharing half with the dog.
#18
https://www.google.com/webhp?&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=grover%20house

there's just no way that wasn't done with a deliberate SEO or someone at google.
#19
you won the asvab. and here's your prize. that's right. it's Taco in a Bag
#20

MarxUltor posted:

https://www.google.com/webhp?&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=grover%20housethere's just no way that wasn't done with a deliberate SEO or someone at google.



it's easy to tell the difference between grover's house and groverhaus, one is built and maintained by private sector money and one through payouts from federal grants, the surprise is which is which