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[account deactivated]
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since i started dytd my brain has atrophied too bad to read anything so i'm way ahead of you
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I faved this on Twitter but my assumption was that it was a joke on no fap November where people pledge not to poop for one month in order to retain their essence.
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(Storms in and slams down a printed copy of an Atlantic article about social media) I'M OUT
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done.
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Sorry, I'm just a self-hating Jansenist, not a Calvinist. My self-denial has limits.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/01/opinion/sunday/fall-of-the-house-of-bush.html?_r=0

There. I did it. Now take me out now.

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Poronto
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iom taking the pledge not to defecate
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Poronto
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i already bnroke it oops
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mt.real
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it's important to only read ideologically correct writing that you know the value and conclusions of before you read them
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mt.real
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pooping 4 life
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Kurdt
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welcome home
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tpaine posted:

is that why you never read my book ;p

what th fuck discipline you have his book somewhere???

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drwhat posted:

it's important to only read ideologically correct writing that you know the value and conclusions of before you read them



this but unironically

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it's important to spend all of your time exhaustively plowing through every single work produced by the world's idiots, hacks, and propagandists, because-
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post goodreads™ in this thread. i would contribute and paste some fark.com links into here but coincidentally ive sworn off copy and pasting for the month of november
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Mike Nelson here.
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shriekingviolet posted:

it's important to spend all of your time exhaustively plowing through every single work produced by the world's idiots, hacks, and propagandists, because-

because our seinfeld gimmick was the highlight of LF

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mt.real
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shriekingviolet posted:

it's important to spend all of your time exhaustively plowing through every single work produced by the world's idiots, hacks, and propagandists, because-


*jumps repeatedly up and down and while pressing the airhorn button over and over on an iphone app*

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shriekingviolet posted:

it's important to spend all of your time exhaustively plowing through every single work produced by the world's idiots, hacks, and propagandists, because-


but what about everyone who isn't a rhizzone poster?

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http://nofreewill.bandcamp.com/peoplewhopaymewhy


i'll write a book on how dumb posting here was if you don't pay me to record an album

called Ecocide

anyways if u show up in an unmarked box it was because

i just accidentally organized myself as a freelance journalist/musician/poet/frontpage-article-ist/private/insane/free persyn

anyways

manhood

was fun

im off to fuck chicks in beirut

which is me playing beer pong in lebanon with an ak-47

medicin sans frontiers is my hot dick


anyways


political-anti-pro-capitalist bitcoin-conomies of free eyeballs


eripsa

thats me watching him google himself and pay me to unfuck


hell i had one good conversation with a singularitarian

prayed in infinite puzzle rooms (dungeons? mosques???)

east LA is like my fucking homeboy

E

a homeless dude who just watches owls

typing posts high on raw smoothies

btw i will fucking mail you

BEERS/SCOTCHES/BOOKS

fuck you for not believing in me


im applying for central casting

as the dark fucking lord of inception

hell I have tpaines fucking pdf engraved on my brain

anyways, NEVER FUCKING PAY ME AGAIN, or i keep posting

instead of reloading and being in russia/france/mtl/djing my way into

anti-con grey wizards of victories

now im gonna record an album of me selling out as

VICE news to africa, RED FLAGS to

never fucking staying still

thats a poem for rhizomatic dances through

I AM THE ULTIMATE PEN TESTER

that means i fuck, kill, maim, destory, and actually love

just being really fucking nice

and so anti-creepy that im ok

with being not a shadow

this dark fucking JOKE

of a site is my alibi

to actually go live in Istanbul

found 3.1.3.1.3.1

sufi.mysticism.exes(infinitelyproceduralmosquearchitectures)

anyways I AM ACTUALLY THAT NAVY SEAL/CIA/VICE NEWS GUY/MOLLYS CRABS>APPLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

fuck you i gotta go record an album of me dropping

panties (thats the ambient soundtrack of pron being unfucked by me)

i record sex therapy sessions via

well

idk

im forming the straightest whitest least revolutionary club in the world:

EAST LA REBEL ANTIGUN MOTORCYCLE FUCKJOB CLUB
http://bit.ly/1MdBR22

and moving to SE asia, ie my Zomia, later
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you know when you get stuck in a social situation with someone who has aspergers or no social skills and you feel bad for them so you try to be encouraging but not too encouraging because you want them to stop talking? Well nofreewill that's how I feel reading your sad poems.
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Kurdt
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scrollwheel workout
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Poronto
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gyrofry posted:

scrollwheel workout



since pinkninja went fruity my index finger has been getting stronger and stronger.thanks pink ninja my prostrate gland is really feeling the benefit