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this year my 'last minute lazy moron who just realized they're going to a costume party' costume is the doomed former greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis, because with approx 2 more years of DYTD aging I will look identical to Yanis Varoufakis. I may, in fact, already be Yanis Varoufakis.

What are you being for halloween, rhizzone? For your convenience, I am going to preemptively eliminate the following costumes:
- A human being, the scariest monster of all
- A boring person who is too cool for costumes, the scariest monster of all
- A white "leftist", the scariest monster of all
- I'm already in costume everyday as a normal healthy person

The following costume is always acceptable:
- Spectre haunting Europe
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Im gonna shave put a bagel in the front of my jeans unbutton my shirt and be Spicoli.. yet to find some checkered vans tho
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Mike Nelson here.
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Uncle Buck.
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Also i DYTD but i exercise a lot and get good sleep so I have to say I think its the lifestyle not the drinking
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I'll be dressing no different from usual: As a proud white man who isn't ashamed.
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im going as an fbi agent. should i put "A. P. Lant" or "Pook, Cias" on my nametag?
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I'm going as a sexy drywaller.
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mt.real
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varoufakis looks like he works out a lot. i couldn't pull it off. my go-to financial celebrity lookalike is senor cardgage
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rick from walking dead
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Im gonna be a devil
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chickeon
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im gonna drink all the beer
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Mike Nelson here.
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my friend todd is in the er

im going as

the fucking socialized medical system of the future

when i move to canada/cuba/anywhere but here

also

medi-cal/socialized poverty is underfunded but it saved my ass
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stegosaurus posted:

I'm going as a sexy drywaller.


im going as a sexy nurse

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Marxsplainer
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im going as a sexy nurse but im gonna be smeared to the elbows with brownie batter and carrying a catheter bag filled with vodka lemonade (which i will be drinking)
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my aunt doesn't celebrate "día de las brujas" because dark forces are behind it's existence, so instead we're going to pray a bit or maybe sit in contemplative silence
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Occupied Aztlan
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tomorrow but w/e

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TheIneff posted:

my aunt doesn't celebrate "día de las brujas" because dark forces are behind it's existence, so instead we're going to pray a bit or maybe sit in contemplative silence



Kudos to your aunt, nothing good can come from Reformation Day.

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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im wearing one of those ISIS flag shirts but then under that im wearing another shirt with the CIA emblem
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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and then im shaving the Magen David into my chest hair
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like every year, gorbachev, but only because i happened to be born with the exact same birthmark
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tpaine posted:

15 minutes left on halloWeen 2015 listening to Ween forever bitcheszzz


is this off the elliot rodger spree soundtrack?

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dank_xiaopeng posted:

im going as a sexy nurse but im gonna be smeared to the elbows with brownie batter and carrying a catheter bag filled with vodka lemonade (which i will be drinking)



trip report: filled a colostomy appliance with rum + coke, catheter bag with vodka lemonade. playing slap the bag with the whole party, things got rowdy on the dance floor, tripped and spread brownie batter all over a white sofa. woke up with head inside of a paper bag in a strange house. my whole body hurts

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i had 3 drinks and lots of water and i feel pretty good today! i hope everyone was safe
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

dank_xiaopeng posted:

im going as a sexy nurse but im gonna be smeared to the elbows with brownie batter and carrying a catheter bag filled with vodka lemonade (which i will be drinking)



trip report: filled a colostomy appliance with rum + coke, catheter bag with vodka lemonade. playing slap the bag with the whole party, things got rowdy on the dance floor, tripped and spread brownie batter all over a white sofa. woke up with head inside of a paper bag in a strange house. my whole body hurts


i, too, got a little too rowdy. the worst part is there isnt even a good story, just a boring blackout

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some ukie nationalists made the effort to dress up as wehrmacht isis or kkk whereas others just dressed in their usual balaklavas & combat fatigues, looking at you igor
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Kurdt
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amateur night
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i djed someone's whole life by throwing my 1st turntable into the air

actually got naked for the only time in my life

and

got kicked out of a party for holding a black mass so fucked up that my ICU'd bandmate might survive

the shit/great medical system that i'm stopping abusing

i may record some albums

anyways my power is waning/waxing im not sure
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c_man posted:

i had 3 drinks and lots of water and i feel pretty good today! i hope everyone was safe


it was pretty fucking safe lol