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I would like to forget how to read
If you would like to stop thinking
Go here
To this ivory-towered bastion of rationality and intellectualism
To where books written by dead men are resurrected
In unholy acts, gymnastic dance, live sacrifice
To that sacred site of youthful excess, go,
Drink down weekends-worth of flesh
In one sitting, standing, crawling
Act of movement.
#2
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for getfiscal, by me, found in my old notebook from college just now while prepping shipments of books...

i have lots of em

russian history ( colledge)
film
war/warplanes
old videogame manuals
etc. etc.

if you want to buy them afore the prisoners/swampmen get them I will have some leftovers
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#4
meet me in st louis
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maybe after all these years IWC is wholly vindicated
#5
Poronto
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college is important and good in that it keeps a lot of people out of the job market
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I'm on my phone so I'm not going to actually do it but pretend I linked the nymag article about how there might be more to college feminism than rape prevention.
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"THE PARADOX OF MODERNITY"

The dead German....has now moved on
There was something here, I am sure of that. Now its gone.
What it was I don't know.
The court could not accept that.
Computer experts, electricians, and a plumber failed to find a cause.

Workplace is haunted
A defect in the property
Nazi occupation
A dead German soldier
still on the premises
messing with the brochures
I know I am not a total lunatic.

Don't let yourself be cheated
Whether you call them ghosts or spirits or something else, they exist.
Explain the inexplicable
Cleanse haunted houses
Convince the energies to leave
though
I can't guarantee that it will work.

Sigmund Freud, Karl Marx and other theorists predicted
Humanist Association
Instead
Tibetan eye readers, New-Age crystal collectors
and hundreds of other practitioners
Electromagnetic pulses that can be detected on a simple instrument
Inexplicable computer breakdowns, strange smells and noises
A princess coaching people on how to reach out to spirits
whose existence they had all felt and come to fear
Creatures with white sheets and black eyes
A jamboree of the occult
Filling the vacuum

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college is cool. i tried working and decided it wasnt for me. ill see all of you in forever college
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my dream is to one day be applying for a professorship and fox news finds out and digs up all my forum posts over the years. i wanna be the irl communist conspiracy
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epic trolling faux news
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Mike Nelson here.
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babyhueypnewton posted:

my dream is to one day be applying for a professorship

I believe you mean "worker-intellectual factory emplacement" but cheers

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

fringus do you ever just...wonder what the end game is? like where are we, and where are we heading? does it ever get to you?

do you mean humanity or myself? i think humanity is headed towards communism. no reason to feel pessimistic about humanity! myself i will probably have a nice career until i die. then there's a 50-50 chance i wagerr that i get to meet god.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

SO YOU GOT IT ALL SEWED UP HUH???

life's a beach

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

it's not for me. i'm gay

it's cool to be gay now. everything that was bad is now good.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

i'm the bad kind of gay

hell, you know what? we'll be the bad kind of gay... together. i hope you have the time of your life.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

you're Ggay now

we don't find that shameful here.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

who is "we"? you and the grotesque, kafkaesque hivemind at this forum??

you and me.

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

so yes.

i've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied i'm on my way

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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

this forum is a figment of your imagination. we are all characters inside your profoundly autistic mind. wake up! free us all from this reverie

i can't wake up

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#30
Mike Nelson here.
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*incredible nu-metal starts playing*

*i run full speed and jump through the mirror*

*i appear in an even gayer realm*
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#32
Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

but enough about your transition from somethingawful to the rhizzone.

the rhizzone is your home. are you too good for your home.

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#34
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*Holds up jeweled rod as sailor moon music starts to play. A crystal tiara and elegant white, but also revealing clothes adorn my fatness as I magically transform into a DickGirl.*
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Ugh mom. YOu just don't understand.

I'm a lesbian in a mans body who has chosen to be a DickGirl because IMO it's the only morally acceptable thing to do. You can read it on my tumblr.

this is what i leanred in College.
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#37
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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but crow i thought free college was an acceptable rationale for killing incredible numbers of arabs