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The Life Philosophic With Slavoj Zizek
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Thread delivers
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*sniff* well you see liberal ideology *snort* finds things to be this way *wipes snot on tshirt* but here i claim it is actually the complete opposite! *sniff* and so on *ctrl-v and clicks submit to publisher*

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bump
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(reads thread title) Wuh-oh! This one is going to be a doozy.
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Keven posted:

bump



"Yesh pleash" --Slavoj Zizek

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Mods please sticky
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"Did somebody, fgghh, say cocaine" -Zizek
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its a good idea keven
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I will bump this thread every day till a complete version of the project "The Life Philosophic With Slavoj Zizek" is contained within these 4 walls.
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Back to the top
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Keven posted:

Back to the top

Ah.. the Gandhi approach. Gets results

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I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology.
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FSAD posted:

Thread delivers

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Thank you for stickying this.
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I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is The Trash Can Next To CVS: The CVS trash can
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I hope to see this project complete soon.
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Yo my name is Slavoj, i dont eat a FUCK
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Due to an unforeseen personal tragedy (I died) I will be unable to complete this project in the time frame I originally intended. Please accept my apologies and give me an extra two days - it should be done by Thursday.
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Unfortunately folks I had a minor set back yesterday - all my notes were blown out of my car! I was able to recover MOST of them so hopefully this won't set things back too far. The project (A complete rewrite of The Life Aquatic with Zizek in the starring role) (Lacan is eaten by the leopard shark on page three & is forced to return to the symbolic vis a vis his death) will move forwards and I hope to have a first draft up by Monday morning.
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good luck kev'
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Keven posted:

Due to an unforeseen personal tragedy (I died) I will be unable to complete this project in the time frame I originally intended. Please accept my apologies and give me an extra two days - it should be done by Thursday.

Get well soon.

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rip keven, cant wait for the posthumous (posthumorous?!?!!) release of The Life Philosophic With Slavoj Zizek
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

(posthumorous?!?!!)

humorous post.

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klackloy kleeklek
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hey kev if things get rly tight and u cant think of anything just WWSZD (what would slavoj zizek do) and plagiarize a white supremacist
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Keven posted:

Due to an unforeseen personal tragedy (I died)



Catchphrase

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The Life Despotic with Nicolae Ceaușescu
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Alright guys time for the Monday update. As you can see, this isn't the draft. Unfortunately over the weekend I went to a Halloween party dressed as a spy and due to a mixup with cabs I took the cab intended for an actual spy. The next 72 hours were extremely intense and I killed at least three people but unfortunately it left me with very limited time to work on this project. Some would say that keeping the launch codes for the X25 experimental orbital laser out of the hands of vaguely European gentlemen-terrorists is more important, but I know everyone was looking forwards to this and I left you down. The scene where Ned talks to Zizeks wife and we learn why he's become so attached to Ned - because all his ideas are plagiarized and the birth of Ned represents his last original creative effort - is a real tearjerker. Hopefully later this week I can finally get this to press, as it were. Cheers all.

- Keven
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Keven posted:

The next 72 hours were extremely intense and I killed at least three people

holy shit

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Just checking in to say, keep up the good work Keven. Stay safe and we're all looking forward to TLPWSZ.
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We're all rooting for you keven
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walkinginonit posted:

We're all rooting for you keven


if by rooting you mean through the dumpster behind mcdonalds, than yeah all of us are definitely rooting for you kev.

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<--------on pins and needles here (someone just threw them away(trash can))
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Alright guys. Progress has been made but unfortunately I remain behind schedule. As I was doing a rough outline of the ending (Zizek and crew descend into the depths to find the leopard shark only to realize that they are already seeing the leopard shark all of the time - the leopard shark is ideology. everyone cries while acoustic indie music plays, Zizek maintains an inscrutable mask somewhere between wistful longing and desire to fart.) I fell asleep and fell into a deep dream where a spirit came to me and told me this: there are seven doors, and seven crowns, and seven swords. Then coins fell and sang glory! Glory! Glory! When I woke up per the dreams instructions vis a vis my interpretation I sprung into action and walked into the wilderness to meditate and come into my power as the messiah of the Jews. - not Jesus but like the real one who they're still waiting for. My battery is about to die currently so I wanted to jot this out and get everyone an update. Hopefully I can juggle speaking to animals and trees en route to bringing the kingdom of God to earth with finishing this script, which I still consider my #1 priority. Stay safe out there everyone - roads are slippery today.
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ganbare, keven