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in love now, with the whole universes of all womens

sorry i'm a liberal illiberal drinker, so sober

i should be committed to the revolutionary

dugnoens now known as the Anti-Psychiatric Institute For Advanced Study of Pink-Ninjutsus

also i'm speaking to some black africans next week in long beach

so muslim i might be CIA babby finlandia

alright, world peace, global climactic optimum maintenence imout

*drops micdrinksglasses*

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Poronto
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this final dramatic exit is kind of starting to drag
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UNUSUALY COOL
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to impress your forum buddies,why not talk to a news anchor about a public figure but pretend you've confused him with edward scissorhands?
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fuck you
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gas thread
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n/m

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cars posted:

to impress your forum buddies,why not talk to a news anchor about a public figure but pretend you've confused him with edward scissorhands?

i had the opportunity to go on both CNN & Inside Edition to promote awareness of the Fail AIDS pandemic but didn't. you know what it's like living w/ that on my conscience?

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should really post the video, it's too good

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HenryKrinkle posted:

i had the opportunity to go on both CNN & Inside Edition to promote awareness of the Fail AIDS pandemic but didn't. you know what it's like living w/ that on my conscience?



if i had to guess, neither funny nor acceptable

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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vincent price craft teh handes
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"Hendren came up with the egg challenge"
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hi
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https://archive.is/RAHo9
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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All it takes to get in the news is to wait until a massive murderer is unloosed, and start tweeting "people are running everywhere" btw
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i may interview donald thru youtube later

also not claiming i set it up but i was a fan of scissorhands in college

also i talked to some chaplain guy whose wife is ex-pnatther

about my poetry and maybe some standup comedy at an interfaith discussion group

sorry if i'm freaking anyone out

also i'm doing good

feeling safe, sane, sober, and secure

logically, operationally, therapist said i wasn't even manic, just sane

and actually in love btw (the woman shall not be named)

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Kurdt
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christ not another one
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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NoFreeWill posted:

also not claiming i set it up but i was a fan of scissorhands in college

Edward Scissorhands had its limited release in the United States on December 7, 1990. The wide release came on December 14, and the film earned $6,325,249 in its opening weekend in 1,372 theaters. Edward Scissorhands eventually grossed $56,362,352 in North America, and a further $29,661,653 outside North America, coming to a worldwide total of $86.02 million. With a budget of $20 million, the film was declared to be a box office success. The New York Times wrote "the chemistry between Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder, who were both together in real life at the time (1989–1993), gave the film teen idol potential, drawing younger audiences."

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NoFreeWill posted:

i may interview donald thru youtube later

also not claiming i set it up but i was a fan of scissorhands in college

also i talked to some chaplain guy whose wife is ex-pnatther

about my poetry and maybe some standup comedy at an interfaith discussion group

sorry if i'm freaking anyone out

also i'm doing good

feeling safe, sane, sober, and secure

logically, operationally, therapist said i wasn't even manic, just sane

and actually in love btw (the woman shall not be named)



I'm glad you're doing well Anti-Communist Pink Ninja!

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cars posted:

to impress your forum buddies,why not talk to a news anchor about a public figure but pretend you've confused him with edward scissorhands?



just came here to empty quote this

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swampman posted:

All it takes to get in the news is to wait until a massive murderer is unloosed, and start tweeting "people are running everywhere" btw

has anyone seen impper lately?

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NoFreeWill posted:

wasn't even manic



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