corey posted:marriage souns like the worst kind of hell
It's not so bad. You can get married to a man if you prefer. Pretty soon, the way things are going, you'll be able to get married to multiple people, or a rodent, or an abstract concept like "parity" or "manufacturing," or to a predicted elementary particle, or even to hold the status of "married" without another party being involved. At this point, the doors to Hell will burst open and all forms of fire and demon will flay your skin for eternity. because you didnt vote.
swampman posted:corey posted:marriage souns like the worst kind of hell
It's not so bad. You can get married to a man if you prefer. Pretty soon, the way things are going, you'll be able to get married to multiple people, or a rodent, or an abstract concept like "parity" or "manufacturing," or to a predicted elementary particle, or even to hold the status of "married" without another party being involved. At this point, the doors to Hell will burst open and all forms of fire and demon will flay your skin for eternity. because you didnt vote.
im going to get married to Electromagnetism, get divorced, and take half its shit
Here's my idea for the cafe/coffee shop table of the future.
You buy a drink or food item. It has a bar code/NFC. Each purchased item is good for 15 minutes of table time. If you buy a drink and a sandwich, you get 30 minutes of combined table time.
Your table has a bar code reader/NFC. You scan the item you bought. The timer starts. After your time is up, a small light embedded in the table, or above it, flashes yellow. You then have 5 minutes to either buy a new drink, or GTFO. After 5 minutes, the light flashes red.
New patrons with food/drinks looking for a place to sit need only find a table with a sprawled out hipster and a flashing red light, wave over a cafe employee, and whooosh, no more seating shortage.
cars posted:i miss the jobs thread
Here's my idea for the cafe/coffee shop table of the future.
You buy a drink or food item. It has a bar code/NFC. Each purchased item is good for 15 minutes of table time. If you buy a drink and a sandwich, you get 30 minutes of combined table time.
Your table has a bar code reader/NFC. You scan the item you bought. The timer starts. After your time is up, a small light embedded in the table, or above it, flashes yellow. You then have 5 minutes to either buy a new drink, or GTFO. After 5 minutes, the light flashes red.
New patrons with food/drinks looking for a place to sit need only find a table with a sprawled out hipster and a flashing red light, wave over a cafe employee, and whooosh, no more seating shortage.
this is beautiful
discipline posted:do u want me to write for your paper yarles
i dont know. I think we want to keep it extremely local for now.
stegosaurus posted:I'm a terrible fucking liberal constantly
same
stegosaurus posted:discipline posted:do u want me to write for your paper yarles
i dont know. I think we want to keep it extremely local for now.
*leans very close to your face* do you want me to write for your paper yarles.
cars posted:i miss the jobs thread
Here's my idea for the cafe/coffee shop table of the future.
You buy a drink or food item. It has a bar code/NFC. Each purchased item is good for 15 minutes of table time. If you buy a drink and a sandwich, you get 30 minutes of combined table time.
Your table has a bar code reader/NFC. You scan the item you bought. The timer starts. After your time is up, a small light embedded in the table, or above it, flashes yellow. You then have 5 minutes to either buy a new drink, or GTFO. After 5 minutes, the light flashes red.
New patrons with food/drinks looking for a place to sit need only find a table with a sprawled out hipster and a flashing red light, wave over a cafe employee, and whooosh, no more seating shortage.
i have a similar idea except they just break out increasingly smaller tables and chairs for each new patron that enters the restaurant. ill name it Zeno's Bar & Grill
Superabound posted:cars posted:i miss the jobs thread
Here's my idea for the cafe/coffee shop table of the future.
You buy a drink or food item. It has a bar code/NFC. Each purchased item is good for 15 minutes of table time. If you buy a drink and a sandwich, you get 30 minutes of combined table time.
Your table has a bar code reader/NFC. You scan the item you bought. The timer starts. After your time is up, a small light embedded in the table, or above it, flashes yellow. You then have 5 minutes to either buy a new drink, or GTFO. After 5 minutes, the light flashes red.
New patrons with food/drinks looking for a place to sit need only find a table with a sprawled out hipster and a flashing red light, wave over a cafe employee, and whooosh, no more seating shortage.i have a similar idea except they just break out increasingly smaller tables and chairs for each new patron that enters the restaurant. ill name it Zeno's Bar & Grill
amazing
swampman posted:corey posted:
marriage souns like the worst kind of hell
It's not so bad. You can get married to a man if you prefer. Pretty soon, the way things are going, you'll be able to get married to multiple people, or a rodent, or an abstract concept like "parity" or "manufacturing," or to a predicted elementary particle, or even to hold the status of "married" without another party being involved. At this point, the doors to Hell will burst open and all forms of fire and demon will flay your skin for eternity. because you didnt vote.
new organizing strategy: everyone gets married to the infallible revolutionary science of Marxism/Leninism.
stegosaurus posted:I did the talk
congrats on successful real life events. been trying to get some folks in my area active again but us all hating each other has been a significant obstacle ._.
stegosaurus posted:https://twitter.com/xManorx/status/623653680353447936 its good to be attacked by the enemy
interesting. if i were to coordinate the defacement of a labor piece I'd try to make it look like "random vagrancy" not an obviously coordinated operation lmao
I guess they're banking on free propaganda points from pissing and moaning when commie mutant traitors scrub out the Sacred Flag?
stegosaurus posted:My cde in the union thinks it was some reactionary co workers of his
it seems bizarre to me for that sort of thing to emerge organically in that environment, but I guess the states really are a different place
stegosaurus posted:It's weird to me as well but this is the most absurd and pathetic of all possible worlds
true enough. we once had to deal with being the obsession of an obviously mentally ill dude, who had nonetheless been trained for org busting at an ontario thinktank. the whole thing was profoundly sad
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stegosaurus posted:
you look much better than your av. cool talk. thanks