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hi
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United States Attorney Bill Killian said that the Federal Bureau of Investigation would take the lead on the case, which he initially called an “act of domestic terrorism” before backing away, saying that the investigation would determine how the crime should be labeled.
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im seeing some good 9-11 treatment on tv from this. they interrupted dr oz.



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Good.
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ISIS sleeper cell wizard apparently liked to party:

Officers said Abdulazeez was acting lethargic and slurring his speech.

He was pulled over after he reportedly failed to maintain the lane and was driving under the speed limit. He stopped at green lights, according to the report.

Officers smelled marijuana when they approached him. He had droopy eyelids and a white powdery residue under his nose. He told police he had crushed caffeine pills and snorted them. He refused a blood test and officers obtained a warrant to draw blood.

Officers noted that he showed signs of impairment during a field sobriety test.

He told officers that he had been around friends who were drinking and using marijuana. He was scheduled to appear back in court at the end of the month.

Court records show that he was also cited for speeding and not having insurance in March 2011 by Tennessee Highway Patrol.


http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/29567493/gunman-was-utc-grad-and-arrested-in-april-by-chattanooga-police

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support our troops (in dying)
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protect our children from this evil blight known as pipeweed, and the wizards who push it
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wasted posted:

ISIS sleeper cell wizard apparently liked to party:


Sounds like we got another hogwarts dropout, boys.

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Occupied Aztlan
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theyre gonna kill some kid they grabbed off the street but people talk about the 'stalinist show trials' as if they were an aberration
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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putting that Army recruitment center out of commission at least until the windows get fixed probably saved more soldiers lives than it took, in the long run
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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also, man do those Marines go down easy or what
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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I remember reading a story about a dude who when he was 19 was arrested for setting a cat on fire and throwing it off a roof and who later quit being a military recruiter because it was too vastly immoral
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discipline posted:

also I found out like 2 days ago that molly crabapple registered her LLC and also somehow moved in across from zuccotti park 2 weeks before occupy lmao


She just wanted to, y'know, hang out, in a limited fashion...
( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limited_hangout )

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discipline posted:

also I found out like 2 days ago that molly crabapple registered her LLC and also somehow moved in across from zuccotti park 2 weeks before occupy lmao


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discipline posted:

also I found out like 2 days ago that molly crabapple registered her LLC and also somehow moved in across from zuccotti park 2 weeks before occupy lmao


i'm assuming you mean 2 weeks before it was announced? because the announcement went out like 6 months ahead or something iirc. also she probably knew somebody from adbusters or whoever started it. still pretty opportunistic tho lol

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Marine asks 'why the military' after Chattanooga attack
USA TODAY
A Marine in Chattanooga, Tennessee is wondering why his fellow service members are dead after the FBI says Mohammod Youssef Abdulazees went on a 'lone wolf' style shooting rampage.

wait did that say USA Today or the onion?
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always nice to see these feel-good stories whenever late capitalism's got u feelin down
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now NYC is having a meltdown because some retired cop photographed brown people moving paintball guns from a minivan. but it's fun to watch white people who cherish the NRA scream about muslims having guns.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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the converse is also "pretty funny" how liberal gun-control activists actually think cops are somehow ever going to stop murdering unarmed black tweens long enough to take guns away from their fellow Klan brothers they just saw at church Sunday
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meet me in st louis
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recently uncovered amateur video of the attack

CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES


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will this Wizardry affect the warlock Necronomy?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/we-will-raise-interest-rates-says-bank-of-englands-chief-necromancer-20150717100218
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