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http://www.espnfc.us/fifa-world-cup/story/2468193/fifa-officials-arrested-over-corruption-charges

FIFA officials arrested over corruption charges, face U.S. extradition

Swiss authorities are arresting several top FIFA officials and plan to extradite them to the United States, where they will face federal corruption charges.

The New York Times reported that more than a dozen plainclothed Swiss law enforcement officials arrived unannounced at Zurich's Baur au Lac hotel in the early hours of Wednesday morning as leaders of FIFA gathered for their annual meeting.

The charges allege there has been widespread corruption throughout football's governing body over the past 20 years, involving bids for World Cups as well as marketing and broadcast deals.

Six officials were initially arrested, though more than 10 officials, including vice presidents Jeffrey Webb and Eugenio Figueredo and former executive committee member Jack Warner, face charges of wire fraud, racketeering and money laundering, according to The Times.
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pictured, a fifa executive being harshly disciplined for corruption:
#4

c_man posted:


same

#5
My initial reaction was surprise that america would arrest rich people and charge them with crimes but then i looked at the names and they're all latino and a few blacks so I understand
#6
5xLn-X8YJRg
#7
This is because of John 'Stewart' Oliver
#8
Is it cuz they want Russia not to have FIFA cup
#9
Soccer isn't cool to me. Hey cosmopolitan brooklynite hippos: this sport is still bad. Are you mad? Baby need bottle? Haha.
#10
it's really fun to play and is in fact the greatest game ever created and is communist as hell
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NoFreeWill posted:

it's really fun to play and is in fact the greatest game ever created and is communist as hell



-90% pointless dithering
-5% trying to game the system
-4% something that looks like it might be a success but is not

checks out

#12
I thought you'd like soccer goat because you run a lot. Or have you gotten obese. No judgment.
#13
I'm not a soccer player / I just run a lot
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getfiscal posted:

I thought you'd like soccer goat because you run a lot. Or have you gotten obese. No judgment.



all team sports involve running a lot

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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

getfiscal posted:

I thought you'd like soccer goat because you run a lot. Or have you gotten obese. No judgment.

all team sports involve running a lot

Not Curling.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/05/27/a-body-count-in-qatar-illustrates-the-consequences-of-fifa-corruption/

that said, i doubt the US is prosecuting these ppl over labor rights concerns tho.

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getfiscal posted:

le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

getfiscal posted:

I thought you'd like soccer goat because you run a lot. Or have you gotten obese. No judgment.

all team sports involve running a lot

Not Curling.



false. curling is not a team sport despite what you and my gym partner say on arm day

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Not water polo. Not slam ball.
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Not ice hockey. Not cheerleading. Not League of Legends.
#20
There's no such thing as "team" sports, because at the end of the day we're all utterly alone in this cold unfeeling universe
#21
soccer is so great that as a kid you can literally smash a coke can and kick it around with friends

it makes basketball look like horse polo
#22
Accessibility doesn't make something good. You don't even need a coke can to have sex and look how awful that is.
#23

getfiscal posted:

You don't even need a coke can to have sex


well well well looks like someone is a bad communist who never went to cuba

#24
I think 4 months in China was good enough to get a sense of what communism is like.
#25
if you mean chinese whores prefer pepsi then maoism is wrong
#26
When I was in China all the coke cans had World of Warcraft stuff on them for a contest or something. Nerds....
#27
every news story like this is just some rich people got some other rich people mad and there will be some light slapping, it's not really worth the electrons and photons
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NoFreeWill posted:

it's really fun to play and is in fact the greatest game ever created and is communist as hell



the only communist sport is Farming

#29
Gonna do zero research on this but if the Americans are spearheading a """corruption""" investigation of officials in popular capitalist sports then u better believe it its about Russia sanctions. Cheers & good bye *kicks WoW can on down the road*
#30
i didn't do any research either, but Russia and Qatar world cup bids could possibly be undone by this... so you're right.
#31
The FBI dgaf about Qatar and trying to overturn that vote would involve upper govt echelons taking a brief moment to subside from sucking bourgeois petrolarchy arab cock to care about slavery or sports, it's almost definitely because fifa is letting Putin The Bad Man host The Big Game. Possibly also because there was also a motion to Be Mean To Israel by suspending their national soccer team for being racist genocidal monsters
#32
they should have known better than to touch the bribe money with their hands
#33
apparently also Israel wants Palestinian efforts to get them suspended from competition quashed
#34
overheard commentary about this seems to boil down to "FIFA is so bad! America is so good."

perfect pr coup, good job guys and gals on the job
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FOE FUM FI FA
I SMELL THE CUM OF A COUP D'ETAT
#36
Coup d'etat... it's..... pronounced the same as.... oh my gOD.. CUDA TAT
#37
coo day tay