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Kurdt
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Earth status: sham'd
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i'm still pissed obama won the '08 nomination because i like the symmetry of voting for either a bush or a clinton for the rest of my life
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hi
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rfU3hI8ML30
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Occupied Aztlan
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honduran death squads arent a big deal because we'd have the first female president
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/587339431708856322
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Mike Nelson here.
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tpaine posted:

i wonder horrors our first lgbtqsw prez will support

i wonder what horrors your bed frame supports

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HenryKrinkle posted:

rfU3hI8ML30



lol. is thios real life?

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Kurdt
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I have been vomiting and shitting uncontrollably for the last 24 hours, which is likely just coincidental
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or is it fantasy... caught in a landslide, with
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Kurdt
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HenryKrinkle posted:

rfU3hI8ML30


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Hillary did a book signing in August near where I live. It was in an area with a bunch of rich democrats that were obnoxious joyful to meet her. They were wearing pins that said "I'm ready for Hillary" and stuff.

So I went on line for the signing. I had no idea what I was going to say to her, but I felt like I had to say something. It got up to her and denounced her with a wavering, autistic voice. When I started she had fear in her eyes like "Is Bonzibuddy about to pull a gun on me?"

I said "I don't know how you can say for you're for democracy if you helped crush revolutions in the Middle East and torture civilians." After I said that and she realized I didn't come to shoot her she reverted to Robo-Clinton mode and said "Well I hope you read the book and draw your own conclusions." The Secret Service then pushed me out of the book shop.
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I told this story to my mom and she got really excited that I had a book signed by THE Hillary Clinton
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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You should have shot her OP
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yeah!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!
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Mike Nelson here.
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you should have punched yourself in the face like 'the fight club'. it's legal but it still ruins their day. i mean you will still be arrested. your decision really.
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

You should have shot her OP


tonight on cnn: a special tribute to Hillary Clinton, martyred True American, who bravely fought and died for peace and justice, just like MLK! there will be a celebratory holiday and everything

kill me now

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Mike Nelson here.
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during bush jr's reign a lot of people on something awful would debate whether it would be a good thing if bush died from unnatural causes and the consensus was that 'cheney would be worse' rather than celebrating every blow against the hydra
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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getfiscal posted:

you should have punched yourself in the face like 'the fight club'. it's legal but it still ruins their day. i mean you will still be arrested. your decision really.

"Oh my god!! Hillary Clinton!! I'm so excited, nervous, to m-meet,... meet yuOBLLRAAA(puking FX)!!" Totally legal.

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*bulk orders ipecac* revolution is just around the corner, comrades
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Marxsplainer
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actually ipecac was discontinued due to concerns about side effects but the enterprising revolutionary could, if zhe were so inclined, make a powerful emetic in the home by boiling two tablespoons of ground yellow mustard in one cup of water. this post is for informative purposes only, i am not to be held responsible for any consequenses of misuse of this purely educational post
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Marxsplainer
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vomit direct actions would be pretty awesome, imagine waterfalls of puke just raining down from the gallery of the senate during a droning speech
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Next time I see her I'll just boil 2 tablespoons of ground yellow yellow mustard and scream "Just watch I do Hillary! JUST WATCH!" And throw up before the waters starts boiling
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that seems impractical
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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le me

le khamsek
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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Please change goatsein's name to Le Miserable
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Mike Nelson here.
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This meme is courtesy of Urban Dale.

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Occupied Aztlan
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came here to post that goddamn
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Mike Nelson here.
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i edited it to give you credit.
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YUNG JIRO AKA SHOWA STUNNA AKA
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white guy named tyrone. if he hadn't been a seal, i'd say he probably understood racism
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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vilerats racism was completely unremarkable for a white dude
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hi
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iirc vilerat posted something in LF to the effect that the laughable xhosa girl post was poorly thought out satire.
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Most of us have posted worse, I just hope when I get blown up by al qaeda I won't be remembered for being a goon.
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swirlsofhistory posted:

Most of us have posted worse, I just hope when I get blown up by al qaeda I won't be remembered for being a goon.


don't worry, you won't be remembered