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Marxsplainer
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my names not jason!!!
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Marxsplainer
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my name-a Borat
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i got engaged and yes it was to the amphetamines lady
#807
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grats, to those who 'gaged
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#809
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my syntax was a little more on point but you got the gist of it
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tpaine posted:

my syntax is immaculate btw fucker. don't criticize my grammar, jason.

my name's not jason

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#816
Mike Nelson here.
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Congratulations to Goku Missile Crisis and Chairman Mao for their viable relationships. Condolences to TPaine because his wife died.
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#820
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My name is Jason. Jason Unruhe.
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meet me in st louis
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discipline posted:

No one will ever marry me



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km8AwsqNFw8

#822
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your dating quiz categorized me as a leader even tho i got 21 on charisma it makes no sense and now I wont' get married to the socially optimal match that algorithms have determined is my fate
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#824
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Thanks to all well wishers and also to tuppins for being his dang ol self, in this thread.
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#826
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Hey. I used to spend a lot of time on twitter, so being called a rapist apropos nothing is very triggering.
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Mike Nelson here.
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discipline posted:

No one will ever marry me

Owned

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political car tune
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getfiscal posted:

discipline posted:

No one will ever marry me

Owned


actually she's quite the opposite, as marriage is a form of ownership and oppression

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I was going to say I'd marry you discipline, cause American citizenship would help me crossing the border, and I could move to cali or florida or wherever.
But then I remembered marriage is a wonderful institution....and who wants to be committed to an institution!
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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discipline posted:

No one will ever marry me



how is that your decision instead of like your dad or the locally highest seeded beard dracula

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Mike Nelson here.
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Red_Canadian posted:

I was going to say I'd marry you discipline, cause American citizenship would help me crossing the border, and I could move to cali or florida or wherever.

you live in montreal and you aspire to move to florida? is your brain broken.

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Dont Mess With Sucess
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

discipline posted:

No one will ever marry me

how is that your decision instead of like your dad or the locally highest seeded beard dracula

Sorry, is this a dracula who is also a beard, or a dracula who consumes the beards of others to sustain xher unnaturally long life?

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Girl: wow you were really great tonight talking about smashing various ideological constructs
Rhizzone poster: (does the Napoleon dynamite run off stage out of the room)
Rhizzone poster: (later) finally I understand what the I'm in love now catch phrase means