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yeah i liked their earlier stuff better too, op
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the video is good. the music sounds like warmed over portishead but whatever.
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garotte all women discipline doesn't like with piano wire. female solidarity
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It's the late 90s in Russia I guess. I wonder if they'll invade Afghanistan in a few years
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discipline posted:

littlegreenpills posted:

garotte all women discipline doesn't like with piano wire. female solidarity

wow don't get this guy near a struggle session with his sarcastic wit! they'll have him running the show in no time



- jezebel commenter

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Mike Nelson here.
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speaking of struggle sessions, i made this today as a playful joke

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Alyokhina and Tolokonnikova don’t actually sing the vocals, the band says. The two musicians star in the video and are credited with its “concept” and production. The vocals and lyrics are largely the work of two other Russian bands, Jack Wood and Scofferlane.
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getfiscal posted:

Tolokonnikova


pardon?

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I need a blog
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Keven posted:

I need a blog



this would be cool but the couple stand up doing people i know who have blogs seem a lot less funny after i read their blogs where their jokes become essays. make sure this does not happen.

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i just wanna be a dog with a blog god damn you g-d
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richard hell returned from the dead for this?
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daddyholes posted:

Keven posted:

I need a blog

this would be cool but the couple stand up doing people i know who have blogs seem a lot less funny after i read their blogs where their jokes become essays. make sure this does not happen.



I just want some space where I can fart out longer form stuff.

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get a domain name like kevens-joke-dojo
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I think a lot of ppl who do stand up have an intrinsic understanding that the world is Bull Shit but unlike myself who sought higher gnostic truths in a secret building on a hill they mostly fart fuck through life and the end result is not very good social science. So no I don't think it's very useful or valuable to use the energy on trying to turn jokes in2 points.
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getfiscal posted:

get a domain name like kevens-joke-dojo



Bud you've known in your heart what the domain will be. We've been waiting for this moment. Wddp.biz is back

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Keven posted:

getfiscal posted:

get a domain name like kevens-joke-dojo

Bud you've known in your heart what the domain will be. We've been waiting for this moment. Wddp.biz is back

maybe you could write for richard kyanka's something awful. the only stipulation i can think of is that you'd have to move to kansas city and work out of his storefront. he needs someone there to sell grenade stickers. also it'd help if you most of your jokes were about video games and republicans.

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Keven posted:

I think a lot of ppl who do stand up have an intrinsic understanding that the world is Bull Shit but unlike myself who sought higher gnostic truths in a secret building on a hill they mostly fart fuck through life and the end result is not very good social science. So no I don't think it's very useful or valuable to use the energy on trying to turn jokes in2 points.



i agree most of the time except 2 year revirgining is real.

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aerdil posted:

i just wanna be a dog with a blog god damn you g-d

fuck god

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where da porn pixie at
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reality is about to disassociate, the world is becoming meta
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Only thing I know about Pussy Riot comes from that HBO doc on them I watched years ago where one of the members hired a lawyer separate from her peers who got her charges dropped because video evidence didn't support the prosecution's case. Jokes on that lady I guess as I don't see photos of her standing next to Hilary Clinton.

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people always say we should leave criticizing russia to the russians. these people are russians right.
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they're "russian" to get on the wrong side of the rhizzone if you ask me
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wasted posted:

Only thing I know about Pussy Riot comes from that HBO doc on them I watched years ago where one of the members hired a lawyer separate from her peers who got her charges dropped because video evidence didn't support the prosecution's case. Jokes on that lady I guess as I don't see photos of her standing next to Hilary Clinton.



that's nothing, i hear that rosa parks was a plant, martin planned to fill the jails to overflowing and that guy in the monkey trial actually knew there was a law against teaching evolution in Tennessee. brutal.

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chickeon posted:


punk as fuck

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tpaine i had always hoped you would continue with gusto your posts that are just fake russian phrases because they're good and tonight my dream came true. zhnok gravny.
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littlegreenpills posted:

garotte all women discipline doesn't like with piano wire. female solidarity



lol oh woa ironic misogyny goes hand in hand with genocidal imperialist apologia, wow! What a kawinky dink! Stop posting

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http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=QrWDHUg7zf8akBI50kNc2Q
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Rip lowtax
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getfiscal posted:

speaking of struggle sessions, i made this today as a playful joke



What's the joke