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Working on my own I've just completed a retaliatory hack of North Korea's newest slogans for the year 2015. I am officially leaking these slogans here on the Rhizzone a few at a time until I get an official response from the North Korean government. I have gained control of 348 political slogans and they will be released here on www.rhizzone.net until the following demands are met:

1. A handwritten letter of apology to Seth Rogen and James Franco for North Korea's part in the hacking of Sony Pictures Entertainment.

2. The remanding to United States authority of any and all hackers involved in the Sony Pictures leak.

3. North Korea dismantles its nuclear weapons program and allows international arms inspectors to oversee the process.

4. North Korea accepts that the production of hemp can alleviate multiple production deficiencies and improve the quality of life of the North Korean people. Hemp is literally a miracle plant and its production in North Korea would expose the hypocrisy of the United States government which has made a plant (100% natural) illegal.

Until these demands are met, I will continue posting North Korea's newest political slogans and encouraging their use and distribution around the internet, robbing them of their efficacy and spiraling North Korea towards an abyss of chaos.
#2
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1. Let us all turn out in the general offensive to hasten final victory in the revolutionary spirit of Paektu!

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#4
App Developer/Libertarian/Dad
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2. Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!

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App Developer/Libertarian/Dad
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discipline posted:

Do you still live in BFE China bae


I don't feel comfortable revealing my location at the moment, I'm sure you understand why

#6
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3. Play sports games in an offensive way, the way the anti-Japanese guerrillas did!

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4. Let us carry out the lifetime instructions of the great Comrades Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il whatever the conditions without an inch of deflection and without a step of compromise!

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5. Let us model the entire army on Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism!

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#9
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I'm going to give the North Koreans a few hours to accede to my demands before I release more slogans, don't try to find me by the way, I'm posting from a library
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good god. it'll take at least a few hours to get in touch with my contacts at the north korean embassy in havana, could you please temporarily hold off for the rest of today? im positive theyll accede to these demands, i just need time, dammit, fsad.
#11
Dont Mess With Sucess
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6. Death to footy

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#12
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aerdil posted:

good god. it'll take at least a few hours to get in touch with my contacts at the north korean embassy in havana, could you please temporarily hold off for the rest of today? im positive theyll accede to these demands, i just need time, dammit, fsad.



6. Should the enemy dare to invade our country, annihilate them to the last man so that none of them will survive to sign the instrument of surrender!

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#13
Marxsplainer
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the good folks of /r/sloganfandom are gonna shit for this
#14
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7. Enrich the life of service personnel by making sustained efforts to develop soy bean farming, fishing and animal husbandry as the main thrusts!

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Mr Un this is Mr.fortune of the fortune 500. I need 500 sloganeers to run my companies
#16
Mike Nelson here.
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FSAD thread.... frig yes
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FSAD posted:

4. North Korea accepts that the production of hemp can alleviate multiple production deficiencies and improve the quality of life of the North Korean people. Hemp is literally a miracle plant and its production in North Korea would expose the hypocrisy of the United States government which has made a plant (100% natural) illegal.



http://www.nkeconwatch.com/category/pyongyang-hemp-textiles-co/

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OK we're upping the game you sons of bitches

8. Let the wives of officers become dependable assistants to their husbands!

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i think the high amount of upvotes are from the fact that you click + on the first one and it bumps you down directly over the next + on the next post. u know what i mean.
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im upvoting all of these because i love a good leak. also im drunk and watching project runway allstars
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