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im not tpaine but if viewing the show intervention has shown me anything, obesity is the price for avoiding organ failure in the face of alcoholism. this one 28year old guy was pretty skinny and svelt, drinking 3 pints of vodka per day, but he also had to consume by his vomit bucket and rarely ate. his organs gave up even after he'd been sober a month because his body couldn't repair itself. he had a necrotic hip
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heavily consistent drug abuse of any kind will leave some amount of physical damage and the attendant particular consequences associated for life (or close enough to it) and there's no escaping that unless you drew the winning genetic lottery card of "Drink daily, wake up Fabulous" but I'm basically sure by you making this post you're not in that category. but like you said, we're all going to Die.

mort.

D E A T H





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replace beer with liquor problem solved
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ethanol has a lot of calories, even drinking liquor will get you fat. easy solution: don't eat anymore, only drink. obtain 100% of your energy from ethanol.
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Because ethanol has a much lower boiling point than water it may be possible for the calorie conscious DYTDer to heat high proof liquor and inhale the vapor to intoxication although the mechanics of doing so without a lot of waste to the atmosphere or steam burning could be complicated.

Goon Project - lets engineer a mechanism to safely and efficiently distill alcohol vapor directly to the pulmonary system
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in the book gorky park, the protagonist arkady is saved when a bullet punctures his stomach because he only drinks vodka and doesn't eat, making it so that a bunch of sh!t doesn't end up floating around inside him; at least that's what i remember. (bad book don't read)

this could happen to you; better safe than sorry.
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MarxUltor posted:

Because ethanol has a much lower boiling point than water it may be possible for the calorie conscious DYTDer to heat high proof liquor and inhale the vapor to intoxication although the mechanics of doing so without a lot of waste to the atmosphere or steam burning could be complicated.

Goon Project - lets engineer a mechanism to safely and efficiently distill alcohol vapor directly to the pulmonary system



you will still gain energy from it. if you want to get drunk you will be gaining energy from ethanol, no other way to go about it.

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tpaine posted:

i'm atheist so you should already know what i look like.


...euphoric?

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conec posted:

jump roping and swimming are the easiest exercises for burning calories. 10 min jump roping is like 80 calories burned. swimming for an hour burns like 450 or so calories


Warning: Gout makes this increasingly difficult depending on severity of the symptoms.

Don't drink.

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gwarp posted:

MarxUltor posted:

Because ethanol has a much lower boiling point than water it may be possible for the calorie conscious DYTDer to heat high proof liquor and inhale the vapor to intoxication although the mechanics of doing so without a lot of waste to the atmosphere or steam burning could be complicated.

Goon Project - lets engineer a mechanism to safely and efficiently distill alcohol vapor directly to the pulmonary system

you will still gain energy from it. if you want to get drunk you will be gaining energy from ethanol, no other way to go about it.

first of all it's my understanding that the actual energy gain the body experiences from ethanol ingestion is far less than the simple calorie statistic. the processes of conversion and digestion are not necessarily directly correlated to lighting stuff on fire and measuring how much heat it puts out. When I was drinking a bottle of red wine every day for a while last year, I definitely was not gaining a pound every ~3-4 days as the estimated caloric content would suggest.

second of all if an effective method could be devised for vapor inhalation of alcohol, a substantially reduced amount would be necessary as the digestion process would be bypassed when vaporized ethanol is admitted directly to the bloodstream via the lungs instead of the lossy and destructive process of metabolism.

apparently this is all old news: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_inhalation

while I thought that it would be less physically damaging, as intoxication would set in with less alcohol overall, it seems that this is soemthing that the DYTD forum should embrace, as "Inhalation devices make it "substantially easier to overdose on alcohol." It appears that all that is needed is a cheap nebulizer and numbness is a few puffs away and death easily within reach.

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MarxUltor posted:



i don't know much at all about ethanol metabolism, but if you really wanted to bypass the liver for optimal absorption you might as well just inject it intravenously.

(edit: lol)

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conec posted:

jump roping and swimming are the easiest exercises for burning calories. 10 min jump roping is like 80 calories burned. swimming for an hour burns like 450 or so calories


swimming is my favorite kind of exercise

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gwarp posted:

MarxUltor posted:

i don't know much at all about ethanol metabolism, but if you really wanted to bypass the liver for optimal absorption you might as well just inject it intravenously.

(edit: lol)

the solution is buttchugging

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema

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When i stopped drinking this month I lost 10 pounds in a little over a week
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i'm really glad i was blessed with thin freak genetics, i can't even imagine what i'd look like by now otherwise
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When I quit drinking I lost Literally 50 pounds over the next year without working out or anything. I'd eat like 1 meal a day and maybe some snack stuff, when I drank. Just my story, well whatever.
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i lost 15 pounds in two weeks by switching back to liquor. tips: make sure you cut out one meal a day, switch your entire diet to poultry and greens and hang your favorite summer dress next to the mirror for thinspiration.
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what about the whole yale thing
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what is it about American Psycho that so many rhizzoners have seen it... oh wait
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tpaine posted:

it's a good film and we have good taste in shit? fucko?




lemme answer your two questions: a) of course you have a good taste in shit when your mouth spews it constantly b) fucko me? fucko YOU.

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i did a calorie study once and 75% of the calories I consumed over one weekend were from vodka and i'm basically a socialist adonis though YMMV
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did i say stop eating food in this thread yet?

oh yeah, i did hahahaha
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ride a bike 25-60 miles a day
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stop sugar
eat or drink tumeric, ginger, garlic. drink more water.

-animedad
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some fats up in heah