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Mike Nelson here.
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page 2 sniper
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#43
Mike Nelson here.
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we don't use that word here.
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tpaine posted:

*sprays getfiscal with snake retardant*



oh boy, when those snake proof suit guys find out they are gonna be PISSED

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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chickeon posted:

it didn't work i was right. eat shit nerds



well ok but first youre going to have to build shit a nerd proof suit

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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#50
objekt-a.tumblr.com
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#52
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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'Eaten Alive' viewers outraged man wasn't actually eaten alive
#53
mt.real
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i'll never believe the tv again
#54
"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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the suit wasnt even snakeproof, they had to pull the plug when a constrictor snake surprised them all by constricting and biting
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political car tune
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the guy who did the charlie the unicorn video from the dark ages of the internet does a live action video series called "Let's hit it with a car" where he hits various objects with his car in his backyard in the style of mythbusters. it is supposed to be parody but, like The Onion, has become truth instead. God is Dead
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App Developer/Libertarian/Dad
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PrSPuBYm-Cw

Grumpycat has a new movie out
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thats sooooo lf
#58
Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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man, Patton Oswalt is in EVERYTHING these days
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lol he's fat
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Kurdt
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‘Crocodile poison’ beer kills 69 in Mozambique
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Mike Nelson here.
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did patton oswalt get fat again. he got sort of lean for a while. then he had a kid i guess. i mean his wife had the kid. his stuff is unlistenable to me now, like david cross and few other of those guys. well i mean, i stopped listening to them after 2009 when they all flipped out at how happy they were with obama winning. anyway there are a bunch of opinions for you.
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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being an obamailure was acceptable in 2008/9 before it became clear he was useless
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Mike Nelson here.
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

being an obamailure was acceptable in 2008/9 before it became clear he was useless

sure it was.... sure it was

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Mike Nelson here.
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political comedy in america:

#65
political car tune
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i had a blackberry in 2009.
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im eating a blueberry right now
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Kurdt
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lol donald
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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gyrofry posted:

‘Crocodile poison’ beer kills 69 in Mozambique



lol what a bunch of gullible idiots. crocodiles arent poisonous

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Police investigation has discovered that the beer was likely poisoned with crocodile bile during the funeral. Those who drank the beer in the morning of the funeral day reported no signs of illness, while those drinking it in the afternoon got sick, according to authorities.



Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth.

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political car tune
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gyrofry was much better with a spacecooter avatar
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Kurdt
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discipline posted:

get a new av gyrofry

whatsamatta bae

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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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taking bets on how long until some hipsters make a crocodile bile stout
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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dont trigger me
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Sometimes pythons eat alligators and then they both lose

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chickeon
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yeah pythons are a huge problem there people are fuckin idiots
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chickeon
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well even if you killed all the people there'd still be a bunch of invasive snakes fucking everything up, there can be more than one problem