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Kurdt
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I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at space, since I'm positive we won't have a decent table. But we do. And relief washes over me in an awesome wave.
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i was worried for a moment there rhizzone
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Kurdt
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what if i am carles
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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tpaine posted:

no shittin', huey just tossed out there off-handedly that he was worried about having contracted an std in the philippinnes, but that he wouldn't go into why because of how crazy the feminists were on this forum or something similar.



turns out he was right

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Mike Nelson here.
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alright so if this is one of you you should probably print out some of the posts and show your psychiatrist:

http://twitter.com/MeinyKampfappel
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Online
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as long as we have huey and henry we will survive.
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political car tune
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what if i have been podcasting this whole thing?
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conec posted:

"getfiscal @getfiscal ยท Jan 3
thinking about going into sex work. niche: hot models only. if i have a panic attack and start crying they still have to pay though."

yeah, joke about sex work. it`s really funny.

"@getfiscal
me: hey let's stop for mcdonald's
my wife: if you get any fatter i will fuck my way through craigslist again
me: i don't even care, yulia"


not funny

"@getfiscal
bae: come over
me: i can't
bae: my parents aren't home...
me: if you saw your dad in a porno would you puke? doesn't have to be right away.

^ not funny.

i filter my okcupid messages by the highest attractiveness metric and body type: frail and i still have to spend hours each day reading them

yep. not funny



would you say that these jokes are problematic

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#134
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if only everyone adored you. You could get putrid nazi tattoos and nobody would mind
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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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conec posted:

i`m just going to go out on a limb and guess that no one he`s cared for has been a prostitute. a lot of you are just lucky.



i did actually and they made a broadway play out of the story.

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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discipline posted:

Pretty cool how VICE requires you to post comments with your Facebook account



within 5 years Facebook will become Disqus, Disqus will become an app-sharing app, and having a Myspace profile will be ironically cool again

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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TheIneff posted:

molly crabapple is an incredibly dull writer wow



the lurid shit costs extra. Purple Prose = $40. Onomatopoeia = $60. "Greek" = $100. just make sure to place the bitcoins on her virtual nightstand, NEVER place the cryptocurrency directly into her bitwallet

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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discipline posted:

that's all well and good but this is the ol' "I swear I didn't know she wasn't 18 officer"



IF she didnt tell bhpn about being an prostitute until after intercourse AND if bhpn would not have consented to sex with her if he had possessed full and accurate knowledge of her sex worker status THEN bhpn was literally Raped

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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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conec posted:

Superabound posted:

Purple Prose = $40

Ddid somebody say Purple Prose?>??



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political car tune
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dPWnsQsUxNo
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Mike Nelson here.
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discipline posted:

Pretty sure the reason Donald has never skyped with me or talked to me on the phone is because he knows I will fall for him 100% and he doesn't want to put our friendship at risk.

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Mike Nelson here.
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those tweets were supposed to be stupid anti-jokes making fun of dumb people who would think like that but i take responsibility for them because i didn't appreciate they might be archived by people who would take them in the least charitable light to score points against me
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political car tune
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Go Galt, Getfiscal
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#148
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getfiscal you monster i lost all respect for you after reading those tweets
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also im glad ive never done or said anything sexist that a crazy tween could hold against me on the internet
#150
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getfiscal would you care to address the damning photoraphs of you on that plane with jeffrey epstein during the sex slave days?
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Mike Nelson here.
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conec posted:

it bothered me that someone said u arent nasty about women, so i immediately went to your twitter. it took maybe 2 minutes to skim through and copy + paste. maybe a bit unnecessary, but it was done in a flick. imo u have gross attitudes but whateva. most ppl so it just means youre normal

alright.

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theineff stop liking my posts ur far worse than even conec
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#155
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seriously khamsek can u change my name to Emanuela Brolandi im rly pissed i didnt' think of that when i registered
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

theineff stop liking my posts ur far worse than even conec



cry about it write about it sing about it die about it and i'll buy the posthumous ep dickhead

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conec posted:

shut up u lame cunt



you know you stealth edited i object

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you're a really hateful / crazy person conec i reccomend therapy