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getfiscal posted:

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oh shit you're in egypt for the new year too? im in jerusalem picking up some friends on my way to giza to meet with obama and our other reptilian brethren under the pryamids but we should meet for drinks in ramallah afterwards if you're free.
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let me ask you, have you ever gone out on a date with a rhizzoner?
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it's ok. if all goes according to plan I'll be able to leave this stinking planet and return home to my estate on Draco-7
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discipline posted:

The English language newspaper is just a bunch of private sector press releases


Wow. I cant even imagine what that would be like

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discipline posted:

EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

let me ask you, have you ever gone out on a date with a rhizzoner?

I went out with roseweird once and while she is very pretty and smart, I don't know, I think we were into other people at the time




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id date roseweird. or any of you really. at least now that i am again Gainfully Employed and can keep you rolling in the fine animes, amphetamines, and $10 forums accounts to which you are accustomed
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no custom text, no deal.
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how was cairo / how was your birthday
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i wouldnt want to date a rhizzoner. i feel like there'd be too much pressure to live up to my forum persona, and im just not that stupid and bigoted in real life.
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i will only date feds i meet on here. i cant deal with the drama of dating someone who cares deeply about politics. you need to be able to leave that shit at work.
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stegosaurus posted:

i will only date feds i meet on here. i cant deal with the drama of dating someone who cares deeply about politics. you need to be able to leave that shit at work.


could you date a fred

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call now to join AA Greyverse. The only universe that caters specifically to senior citizens.
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i was reading a bit about the israeli election. israel sucks bad. labor and livni/hatnuah fused their list to put forth this idea of rotation where they'd split their term halfway (labor first). the idea that someone like livni is considered the dovish candidate is so pathetic.
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discipline posted:

getfiscal posted:

how was cairo / how was your birthday



it was too short of a trip but served its purpose. even though it's really exhausting to speak in arabic all the time because everyone is so chatty and verbose and egyptians speak super fast with a thick accent, I like egypt a whole lot and it's too bad I can't live there rn.



my birthday was good because I got to eat koshary at abou tarek's and it's my favorite food ever.


Instagram it

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discipline posted:

pretty much everything about israel is so pathetic, sorry to burst your bubble here


Except for their Palestinain kill:death ratio which is very good

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discipline posted:

pretty much everything about israel is so pathetic, sorry to burst your bubble here

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discipline posted:

pretty much everything about israel is so pathetic, sorry to burst your bubble here

Except for their Palestinain kill:death ratio which is very good

https://twitter.com/yarles_p/status/500119489124761600

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roseweird posted:

being, unknown to myself, a secretly brainwashed cia psyops experiment.


that's capitalism

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i have never been on a date in my life
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people have been telling him to take his wife out for years, so good luck