#41
cracked and gawker and the guardian keep a pen of impoverished bloggers around to write clickbait articles that use the language of liberalism to make deliberately bad arguments just to cause debates on facebook walls. boniface does the more respectable side of this, which is to make slam-dunk articles about things that everyone already agrees on so that they can share it with their friends and feel proud. like his articles are like "no, hitler, jews aren't parasites - and you were wrong to gas them".

a lot of articles are go beyond one-uppers centered on "do more" politics. like say the nation posts article saying "we need body cameras on cops". then gawker writes an article saying "we need to do more than put body cameras on cops - we need to hold cops responsible for their crimes", then jezebel might put "we need to do more than hold cops responsible for their crimes - we need real community control". then another blog writes "community control is bullshit - why we need to go beyond cops". and each of them fits a niche.
#42
ok but so what?
#43

getfiscal posted:

cracked and gawker and the guardian keep a pen of impoverished bloggers around to write clickbait articles that use the language of liberalism to make deliberately bad arguments just to cause debates on facebook walls. boniface does the more respectable side of this, which is to make slam-dunk articles about things that everyone already agrees on so that they can share it with their friends and feel proud. like his articles are like "no, hitler, jews aren't parasites - and you were wrong to gas them".

a lot of articles are go beyond one-uppers centered on "do more" politics. like say the nation posts article saying "we need body cameras on cops". then gawker writes an article saying "we need to do more than put body cameras on cops - we need to hold cops responsible for their crimes", then jezebel might put "we need to do more than hold cops responsible for their crimes - we need real community control". then another blog writes "community control is bullshit - why we need to go beyond cops". and each of them fits a niche.


jodi dean on communicative capitalism

#44
goatstein do you have a boston accent yet
#45

c_man posted:

ok but so what?

so this is why my faith is in samuel kriss, who will bring it all down from the inside.

#46
If boniface had three wishes, he would wish that the republicans would lose all elections, that the democrats would be cool, and that a thesaurus microchip be implanted in his brain
#47

gyrofry posted:

goatstein do you have a boston accent yet



nah the only people who have boston accents are working-class whities under the age of 35

#48
*holding knife to balls* Well did we decide about trans women yet???
#49
The Jezebel website called and they're all outa your articles!
#50

discipline posted:

I have six or seven marble sized cysts on my ovaries and when one bursts I literally go into shock so yes we should be given free heroin (also to deal with pain of being a not-quite-person and alive) and menstrual leave

have you considered bursting them all at once just to get it over with? maybe not while you're driving

#51

discipline posted:

I have six or seven marble sized cysts on my ovaries and when one bursts I literally go into shock so yes we should be given free heroin (also to deal with pain of being a not-quite-person and alive) and menstrual leave



that shit seems like the worst. I have a really cool friend who has bad endometriosis and suffers from hella ovarian cysts and i eventually had to just go ahead and unfollow her because the endless sickposting had become a demoralizing and exhausting nightmare. And that was just from reading her posts on Facebook!, im sure on her end of the situation it was probably like, twice as bad

#52
i think a while back she twittershamed Dr. Drew into offering a half-assed on air apology for being retarded about endometriosis on tv or something
#53
dr. drew is cool because he's got confident doctor voice about virtually any topic. he'll also be like ah your doctor told you to take two tylenol-3s after your surgery and you took three? you're a heroin addict. that's what opiates are. you have to get into a program. work the steps. otherwise you will die. people die of this disease every day. it's no joke, tammy.
#54
dr. drew used to tell girls on loveline that they shouldn't worry about their virginity but should instead strive to be chaste (he said chaste) because morality requires us to constrain our urges or whatever. also whenever a woman called and was like i'm thinking about an abortion he would tell them to give it up for adoption because abortion was wrong. he's also ramble on about how 'marijuana addiction' makes you schizophrenic and stuff. what a bad person to have on the radio. it was funny to listen to them though and that's what matters.
#55
all of tumblr should contact dr. drew by phone/email immediately
#56
There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your “female side,” physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

If you’re a grownup, you’re already developed, and you’re able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren’t so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you’re giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby’s endocrine system just can’t cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it’s a classic example of a cure that’s worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow’s milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don’t even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it’s far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it’s too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

Worse, there’s now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!

There’s also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That’s why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.

In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that “soy prevents cancer.” It doesn’t.

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it’s perfectly safe because it’s fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.
#57
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#58
the molecular structure of soy. the soy molecule
#59

getfiscal posted:

c_man posted:

ok but so what?

so this is why my faith is in samuel kriss, who will bring it all down from the inside.



haha i enjoy that documentary by lewis lapham about the american ruling class that follows a bunch of earnest ivy league liberals who feel the pain of the poors all stoked to "change things from the inside" by getting jobs at goldman sachs

spoiler: they don't

#60

getfiscal posted:

dr. drew is cool because he's got confident doctor voice about virtually any topic. he'll also be like ah your doctor told you to take two tylenol-3s after your surgery and you took three? you're a heroin addict. that's what opiates are. you have to get into a program. work the steps. otherwise you will die. people die of this disease every day. it's no joke, tammy.



he literally diagnosed a woman with "Making-Up The Existence of Endometriosis Syndrome" (historically known as "Hysterical Womb"), vicariously, through her boyfriend, who seemed to not really be sure what endometriosis was, and against the independent diagnoses of multiple non-television medical professionals

#61

gyrofry posted:

There’s a slow poison out there that’s severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it’s a “health food,” one of our most popular.

Now, I’m a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it’s organic. I state my bias here just so you’ll know I’m not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I’m speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they’re all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you’re also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you’re a woman, you’re flooding your system with a substance it can’t handle in surplus. If you’re a man, you’re suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your “female side,” physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

If you’re a grownup, you’re already developed, and you’re able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren’t so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you’re giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby’s endocrine system just can’t cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That’s why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today’s rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because “I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t homosexual.” No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can’t remember a time when excess estrogen wasn’t influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it’s a classic example of a cure that’s worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow’s milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don’t even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it’s far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it’s too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

Worse, there’s now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!

There’s also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That’s why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.

In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that “soy prevents cancer.” It doesn’t.

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it’s perfectly safe because it’s fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.



#62
clearly they should be in a state of perpetual pregnancy, insemenated with the seed of the greatest american gladiators of the current season. that way they can avoid the pains of menstruation