Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
we're all p messed up at the rhizzone i think its just that our problems are more along the lines of the insufficiency of the Real rather than 'i havent talked to a human being in four days and i want to die'Agreed bit i prevent myself from wallowing in self-pity or excessive ennui by reminding myself i at least have a more comfortable and in many ways rich life than 90% of people who've ever lived on the planet.
And then people are all like “oooh but it’s still empty, in the past people had something to live and die for” as if arbitrarily dying scared and alone on a muddy battlefield in crimea or yucutan is somehow more noble or Real. I don't buy that
i talk about this w. my friend a lot, basically that if you're concerned with authenticity you've already given up the ghost as far as that's concerned and you're living a wonderful life. it's in figuring out how to deal with the "oooh it's still empty," because it can still be empty even if we acknowledge that it's much better than most people have had it in history
Impper posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
we're all p messed up at the rhizzone i think its just that our problems are more along the lines of the insufficiency of the Real rather than 'i havent talked to a human being in four days and i want to die'Agreed bit i prevent myself from wallowing in self-pity or excessive ennui by reminding myself i at least have a more comfortable and in many ways rich life than 90% of people who've ever lived on the planet.
And then people are all like “oooh but it’s still empty, in the past people had something to live and die for” as if arbitrarily dying scared and alone on a muddy battlefield in crimea or yucutan is somehow more noble or Real. I don't buy thati talk about this w. my friend a lot, basically that if you're concerned with authenticity you've already given up the ghost as far as that's concerned and you're living a wonderful life. it's in figuring out how to deal with the "oooh it's still empty," because it can still be empty even if we acknowledge that it's much better than most people have had it in history
This is why i wish i was born with downs syndrome
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
Yeah that's what I said. And as I sat there writing the message I was like, 'this is really weird...'
your message was extremely Earnest, about a thousand times more earnest than i would ever write. it was so earnest it would sort of be like.. wow, how rude, if she doesn't respond...
Impper posted:
also: do you think i should invite her out on a friday to come out w. some peeps, or make it more like a date date. p0rblems
well she wouldnt be going if some level of mutual interest hadnt been established so maybe its better not to go through the intermediary stages..... on the other hand you would be subjecting her to the full force of your personality. if she likes houellebecq maybe thatd be ok tho
deadken posted:
ive never done the online dating thing. it seems weird, all the messages look to be a bit over-formal, and yet off you go and try to fuck a person based on screen words... iono. go w/ honour impper
My gf of 2 years i just broke up with i met on internet dating. You should try it Ken....year it's a weird kind of style that people e-flirt with but i can be more charismatic on a keyboard than in a bar hahaha.
Like instead of having to time a cheeky comment and wink when you're drunk and it's crowded and dark, you can just review your message for maximum flirtatious smiley effect....and so on and so forth
Impper posted:
your message was extremely Earnest, about a thousand times more earnest than i would ever write. it was so earnest it would sort of be like.. wow, how rude, if she doesn't respond...
Yeah I know it was but that was the whole point. I had a whole cohesive strategy man I wanted her to not know if you were joking w/r/t the Houellebecq thing bc the rest seemed so earnest and normal.
babyfinland posted:
what pesonality
i wasnt going to say this but how about you stop taking shots at me
Impper posted:babyfinland posted:
what pesonalityi wasnt going to say this but how about you stop taking shots at me
lol ok you know im jp
deadken posted:
irony works in person to an extent but i think you gotta be a bit cheesily earnest if youre doing the Online Dating Description Page Thing
Yah this is definitely right. the best profiles on guys are always pretty earnest
It's a weird kind of style that people e-flirt with but i can be more charismatic on a keyboard than in a bar hahaha.
Like instead of having to time a cheeky comment and wink when you're drunk and it's crowded and dark, you can just review your message for maximum flirtatious smiley effect....and so on and so forth
deadken posted:
irony works in person to an extent but i think you gotta be a bit cheesily earnest if youre doing the Online Dating Description Page Thing
If she's any good she'll be able to recognize well-written irony....
deadken posted:
irony works in person to an extent but i think you gotta be a bit cheesily earnest if youre doing the Online Dating Description Page Thing
Yah this is definitely right. the best profiles on guys are always pretty earnest
EmanuelaOrlandi posted:Impper posted:
your message was extremely Earnest, about a thousand times more earnest than i would ever write. it was so earnest it would sort of be like.. wow, how rude, if she doesn't respond...Yeah I know it was but that was the whole point. I had a whole cohesive strategy man I wanted her to not know if you were joking w/r/t the Houellebecq thing bc the rest seemed so earnest and normal.
Yeah I laughed at it hahaha
Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
ive never done the online dating thing. it seems weird, all the messages look to be a bit over-formal, and yet off you go and try to fuck a person based on screen words... iono. go w/ honour impperMy gf of 2 years i just broke up with i met on internet dating. You should try it Ken....year it's a weird kind of style that people e-flirt with but i can be more charismatic on a keyboard than in a bar hahaha.
Like instead of having to time a cheeky comment and wink when you're drunk and it's crowded and dark, you can just review your message for maximum flirtatious smiley effect....and so on and so forth
i dont have a car which could be porblem in la but lol i might actually, for a Larff... i think i'm more charismatic in person really tho, what comes across as a moody diatribe in text is rendered sparkling satire by my winning smile and undeserved good looks
gyrofry posted:
if you find a person online you think you might be interested in you should get their address and exchange pheromone samples before proceeding further
Trust me, if she lives in the same town she can already smell me even if we're both within our respective domiciles.
Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
irony works in person to an extent but i think you gotta be a bit cheesily earnest if youre doing the Online Dating Description Page ThingIf she's any good she'll be able to recognize well-written irony....
yeah but in general to describe a person.... you cant let yourself be characterised by the leering void deep within you, we've all got one after all
deadken posted:Impper posted:
also: do you think i should invite her out on a friday to come out w. some peeps, or make it more like a date date. p0rblemswell she wouldnt be going if some level of mutual interest hadnt been established so maybe its better not to go through the intermediary stages..... on the other hand you would be subjecting her to the full force of your personality. if she likes houellebecq maybe thatd be ok tho
the one who said she might go out w. me has barthes in profile but not houellebecq. whaddya think
Impper posted:deadken posted:Impper posted:
also: do you think i should invite her out on a friday to come out w. some peeps, or make it more like a date date. p0rblemswell she wouldnt be going if some level of mutual interest hadnt been established so maybe its better not to go through the intermediary stages..... on the other hand you would be subjecting her to the full force of your personality. if she likes houellebecq maybe thatd be ok tho
the one who said she might go out w. me has barthes in profile but not houellebecq. whaddya think
Theory Gyal? Go 4 It
Hi! how’s it going, my name is Impper. I’m a writer but I guess you can already tell. I like to write about emptiness and Kobe Bryant (but I’m NOT a rapist, j/k lol). So I hear you are a Jew, what do you think about Israel? I’m not anti-Semitic or anything but sometimes it seems like their treatment of the Palestinians retroactively justifies the holocaust, just a little food for thought.
Anyway I’ve got a hole that needs filling (mine not yours hahaha…well, we’ll see how it goes ) and thought you looked pretty cute in a calculated and gratingly self-conscious way. I reckon you might like me too, hit me up on kobewasframed@nazbol.ru if you’re interested
P.S. you would look better as a redhead
deadken posted:
christ i have so much shit to do and instead im dispensing online dating advice despite having never done it myself, on the rhizzone. im going to take some amphetamines.
Good speed in Cali?
Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
christ i have so much shit to do and instead im dispensing online dating advice despite having never done it myself, on the rhizzone. im going to take some amphetamines.Good speed in Cali?
dunno. coke's pretty decent, molly too. ive had this methylphenidate prescription since i was like 15
Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Hey Impper i wrote a message that you can send to that okcupid girl.
Hi! how’s it going, my name is Impper. I’m a writer but I guess you can already tell. I like to write about emptiness and Kobe Bryant (but I’m NOT a rapist, j/k lol). So I hear you are a Jew, what do you think about Israel? I’m not anti-Semitic or anything but sometimes it seems like their treatment of the Palestinians retroactively justifies the holocaust, just a little food for thought.
Anyway I’ve got a hole that needs filling (mine not yours hahaha…well, we’ll see how it goes ) and thought you looked pretty cute in a calculated and gratingly self-conscious way. I reckon you might like me too, hit me up on kobewasframed@nazbol.ru if you’re interested
P.S. you would look better as a redhead
lol
deadken posted:Ironicwarcriminal posted:deadken posted:
christ i have so much shit to do and instead im dispensing online dating advice despite having never done it myself, on the rhizzone. im going to take some amphetamines.Good speed in Cali?
dunno. coke's pretty decent, molly too. ive had this methylphenidate prescription since i was like 15
Ahhh cool, my mate has dexamphetamines (dexies) which i guess are similar. On NYE we crushed them up with E and valium and weed and smoked it out of bongs, good fun.
Impper posted:deadken posted:
imppers okcupid needs some serious revamping imo. i like the 'you should message me if you like to smash things' bit though. u should try to emphasise your more positive aspects i think, misery is profound but nobody wants a profoundly miserable fucki go through phases with it. sometimes it's pretty positive, sometimes it's one line or one word replies. i have no idea what i was doing on there today... but i just messaged a girl today with that profile and i might have a date coming up. i'm never sure what works and what doesn't, it seems random. so we'll see homie
that's what horoscopes are for