#281
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wait khamsek is saying "my guy" now? hahahah that shit. whenever jools said that irl it terrified me
#282
penitent
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does he say it irl. lol
#283
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discipline posted:
please post highlights



hell no i dont want any part of you guys beef with the 'dip

#284
penitent
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i say bruv irl. a whole bunch
#285
penitent
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cleanhands posted:

discipline posted:
please post highlights

hell no i dont want any part of you guys beef with the 'dip



i do. highlights. post em at me. stories of tear-sodden masturbation sessions. gibs me dat. its the only way i can get off these days

#286
Nippon
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beef dip
#287
Nippon
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just the dip, of my beef
#288
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i said it irl a couple of times to impper, then when i saw his horror i kept saying it to him
#289
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deadken posted:
does he say it irl. lol

i get the sense that he never says any of the shit he was saying except that like he was doing it to troll me or something. he said a lot of shit, my guy, bro, hard bro, and a lot more, t hat i can't remember, because, i do not have a functioning memory

#290
penitent
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ive started saying bro. its semi-ironic now but soon it wont be
#291
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it was his accent combined with those words more than anything else. also i dont think he said anything properly british, this one girl told him that she thinks he's from ohio or something Lol
#292
penitent
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god DAMN it will SOMEONE post the wank stories!!!
#293
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i couldnt bring myself to say "my ninja"
#294
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bruv is a really london thing p much everyone else in the uk says mate
#295
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i just wrote impper a message for him to send on a girl to okcupid and apparently he sent it
#296
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yeah i just sent it. i've sent much worse. here's the message for those interested:

I found your profile interesting not only because of your intellectual interest but also because you are concerned with issues of education, community work, etc... I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or trying to look like a saint in an OKCupid message or whatever, but I have similar interests and try to make that a part of my life. I also noticed you enjoy French literature - some of my friends have told me I "live Huellebecq," but that's not for me to say. Also anyone who likes Pygmy Lush can't be too bad. Hit me back if you feel like it.


#297
Kurdt
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that's disappointingly unremarkable
#298
penitent
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cleanhands posted:
bruv is a really london thing p much everyone else in the uk says mate



not really, i got a bunch of scouse mates who say bruv

#299
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I only did it so I could write the some of my friends have told me I "live Huellebecq," part, the rest I just phoned in.
#300
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i once sent this

#301
penitent
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if shes actually read houllebecq ur probably fucked
#302
penitent
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ice cube-ian
#303
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houellebecq lives very well. he's a depressed alcoholic loner whose only contact with people is through the media
#304
penitent
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impper post ur okcupid lol
#305
Nippon
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deadken posted:
for a lot of wddps i think feminism is just an elaborate justification for self-hatred



actually it's just basic nerd fear of sex + hatred of society as well as weird paradoxical self-hatred where the cold comfort is that at least they arent evil and ignorant like everybody else

#306
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Did she respond? I bet the chick I wrote that message for will respond to you.
#307
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for some reason on okcupid i rarely get much of a "friend" match with girls. that 68% on that one was literally the highest i ever got, usually average around 15% at most, wit h0% on a good amount of them. my friend always has like 80s-100s on that rating
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deadken posted:
impper post ur okcupid lol

i completely change it every time i log on. this time i tried to make mine less pretentious, but, i think i made it like 10x more pretentious in trying to do so

#309
Kurdt
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Impper posted:
for some reason on okcupid i rarely get much of a "friend" match with girls. that 68% on that one was literally the highest i ever got, usually average around 15% at most, wit h0% on a good amount of them. my friend always has like 80s-100s on that rating


maybe its the rapenovel

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deadken posted:
if shes actually read houllebecq ur probably fucked



I mean that was the point. If she has read it she's either gonna be appalled or think it's a funny joke. If she hasn't she'll just be like 'Oh it's a French author.' At that point, if she googles Houllebecq he's probably fucked that way too.

#311
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do you think ok cupid can tell i've written multiple rape novels?
#312
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POST THE GOD DAMN OKCUPID
#313
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its way too pretentious right now, and, therefore, i would not prefer to post it
#314
Nippon
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rapenovel: the novel that rapes
#315
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my novel has already caused a backlash and generated a bad meme, albeit that is all negative publicity, i still have only about 40 sales. what can i do to get publicity. please advise
#316
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I told you man people only like books by Jews. Make a pseudonym that's like Knesset Shemesh Tzva Hahagana LeYisra'el or some shit and maybe people will take you seriously.
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Nippon
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Impper posted:
my novel has already caused a backlash and generated a bad meme, albeit that is all negative publicity, i still have only about 40 sales. what can i do to get publicity. please advise



pay off some high ranking beard wizard in islam to say that it is haraam

#318
Nippon
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go somewhere public, call the local media, get a dude to record you for liveleak, announce that your book is an arcane suicide note, explode your head with a shotgun
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:
I told you man people only like books by Jews. Make a pseudonym that's like Knesset Shemesh Tzva Hahagana LeYisra'el or some shit and maybe people will take you seriously.

this will be my pen name for next book

#320
Nippon
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alternatively do all of that, but go on a shooting rampage before blowing face off