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"Jpg." - Hank Hill
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Conec has been vanquished but Jools and Khamsek still plot Semitically behind the scenes and must be impelled to grant my ultimate freedom. "It always seems impossible until it's done." - Nelson Mandela
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whats your beef with conec, goat man.
#3
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I was just sitting in le posting from exile thread minding my own business when an insane person kept trying to put me on ice. I forgive her as it is the fault of the system for allowing someone so clearly deranged to sleep their way to the middle, if indeed second-tier webforum moderator can be considered "the middle"
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Ah, I'm sorry to hear goon love has driven a wedge into your posting experience. I wish you the best, and pray the hordes of women cease their harassment. Perhaps it is the axe body spray and not the content of your posts? We can never be certain.

God Bless and Godspeed.
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Mike Nelson here.
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Hello Goat Stein. How are you today?
#6
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Goatstein is married while i, as always, dine alone

le_sigh_face
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maybe i should start showing women my posts
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AmericanNazbro posted:

Ah, I'm sorry to hear goon love has driven a wedge into your posting experience. I wish you the best, and pray the hordes of women cease their harassment. Perhaps it is the axe body spray and not the content of your posts? We can never be certain.

God Bless and Godspeed.



Ty

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Bless this mess
#11
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i actually had a wonderful dinner saturday night with a beautiful woman and her warm and loving family. i should really stop lying to you guys
#12
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fucked up if true
#13
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its cool how the thing that killed amerikkas innocence forever was the scandal that some negligible fraction of the people nixon was illegally spying on were politically relevant
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

its cool how the thing that killed amerikkas innocence forever was the scandal that some negligible fraction of the people nixon was illegally spying on were politically relevant


pretty sure we lost our innocence after we successfully seceded from the English Empire only to retain slavery for nearly a century afterwards

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we should bring slavery back imo.
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between robots and slaves we could probably get the freeman employment rate down to like 20% by 2025
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think of all the cool stuff we have now that would make slavery easier. like a cross between an iphone and a Genosha explodo-collar. genetic engineering. lobotomies. fertility treatments. vasectomies. tasers. and the better the robots get the less slaves we need. rejoice at the future
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we wouldn't need to be racist about it. in fact we could probably genetically engineer a new race that's like purple or something and all female. fffuUUuu they're parthogenesising
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Kurdt
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#20
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Estupido erotico Flanders
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i learned during my time as the only good mod before democracy was abolished that there is a secret mod forum and i make khamsek buttmad irl. its cool i guess
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90 minutes of intense exercise to burn 130 calories? Sounds plausible. I have never set foot on a treadmill in my life. Thanks Cracked
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If you need 2000 calories a day to maintain your weight you burn 130 calories in 90 minutes of posting fat acceptance on tumblr
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

90 minutes of intense exercise to burn 130 calories? Sounds plausible. I have never set foot on a treadmill in my life. Thanks Cracked


rather weak troll, 4/10. the jig was up as soon as they wrote "sugar AND carbohydrates" like dude, that's like writing "squares AND quadrangles" get it together cracked, your nerd-cred is unraveling by the minute

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cracked really went full on tumblr. they used to fail at humor instead of just not trying
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Prospero posted:

cracked really went full on tumblr. they used to fail at humor instead of just not trying



6 Reasons Fatness Is Impossible to Cure You Won't Believe (Because They Are Fraudulent)

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im battening down the hatches for when institutions (and even the very same people writing these) do a 180 in reaction to the sjw fuckery. i read conservative talking points like actors memorize scripts, so i'll fit in like oscar schindler in his earlier days (u know, before the hack SOLD OUT)
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securalist islam defenders will argue that the thing about headscarves or burkas is not textually supported and that the koran only requires that islama mamas "dress modestly." but if mohammed wasn't literally receiving instructions from god why should we look to a 7th century pederast for fashion tips
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there's a redditoress asking for advice in the relationships forum because she just found out that her boyfriend has a tally mark tattoo commemorating all the guys he killed in iraq lol. actually the more lol part is everybody making excuses for her prince because That's Just How Some People Deal
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Hi r/relationships, I was hit on the head by a boomerang and my BF won't stop yelling "NOOO! NO MORE TALK! WE GO IN! WE KILL!" Should his boss hold him down before he tries murdering gasoline hoarders?
#32
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shhh, stop it! ive already done an hour's worth of exercise and if you fuckers dont stop making me laugh im going to have to consume another 80 calories today
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dont chew bro, science tells us the effort to chew 1 cal makes you spend 2 - that train leads to Skinnyville, capital of Losingainsburgh

after the pump, sit still and ask your spotter to inject whey into your veins
#34
UNUSUALY COOL
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rename this thread "Reddit"
#35
UNUSUALY COOL
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*puts chin in hands* Guys whats reddit all about. it seems like it would be a really bad place to spend time
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it may be... the best place
#37
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reddit only lets you post once every 8 minutes. how the hell am i supposed to Build Communism with that??
#38
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you can post more frequently than that if you don't have tons of down votes from pissing off assmad redditors
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le_nelson_mandela_face posted:

....if you don't have tons of down votes from pissing off assmad redditors



*clears throat, repeats more loudly this time* how the hell am i supposed to Build Communism with that??

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on that subject reddit has like hideously outrageously ignorant high school junior arguments against socialism which i attribute mostly to cultural ideology and also the fact that they are high school juniors, but also to the fact that commies are blithering shitbirds who manage to make "you get more money and control of your workplace" insanely complicated and unattractive