#1
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when i get elected president what kinda shit should i do?
#2
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post two threads
#3
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that's a promise i can DEFINITELY keep
#4
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this is the official presidential policy thread ignore the other presidential policy thread mustang19 hacked my account and posted that bullshit
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Gimme money and I want to be a 26 year old Minister of Oil And Gas Eploration please. My father will give you a 2% stake in his pop corn Southwest distribution chain
#6
Mike Nelson here.
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i feel like there's probably some sort of business phone thing where one phone can be used for multiple numbers. and like the rings are different for each line. i mean i don't want to step on your phone game. i'm sure you've thought this through. i just feel like there's a possibility you could save money and fanny pack space. i'm not sure the degree of your complicity with the crime scene in new york though.
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yea there is it's called a pager and im about to order one on ebay and then contact a medical pager company in nyc to get it turned on
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Mike Nelson here.
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i didn't know they still had pagers.
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this isn't about which color motorola bravo im gonna get and what carat chain im gonna put on it to attach it to my belt, it's about what im gonna do when im POTUS so stop derailing th thread plz donny
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quick derail cuz ur not american so its not like you can vote for me anyways

getfiscal posted:

i didn't know they still had pagers.



they do, mostly for doctors and on-call medical staff bc it's more in your face than having your phone vibrate. i just figure i can consolidate my shit on one pager number and then return calls on one of my phones. tho i try not to do personal calls on my work phone or work calls on my pizza ordering / papa johns app phone and stuff like that

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Mike Nelson here.
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oh cool okay:

1. proclaim a new people's power with an associated constitution which is socialist.

2. appoint a new national 'red guard' as militia in each city.

3. give yourself the title of "protector of the people's constitution" and have people call you "beloved protector" and suspend presidential elections indefinitely.

4. nuke israel
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ill have to consolidate quite a bit of political capital before i can consider most of those things but i'll definitely keep those suggestions in mind.
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Mike Nelson here.
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

ill have to consolidate quite a bit of political capital before i can consider most of those things but i'll definitely keep those suggestions in mind.

thanks man. i appreciate it. good luck with the whole election thing.

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Kurdt
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its lumbar pack now
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fund a sequel to santa paws 2
#16
UNUSUALY COOL
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we are each called upon to live a sequel to santa paws 2. the movie ended with a message we were supposed to carry out in our daily lives.
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i've been asking my friends what the president actually does recently. i keep getting told he makes phone calls. i make phone calls. why am i not president. ir ead a history book in high school for fun
#18
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make pistol duels legal again, it's time to whittle down the crowd iykwim
#19
tardy on these heaters
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can u pardon me for whatever i end up in jail for
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political car tune
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babyfinland posted:

can u pardon me for whatever i end up in jail for

lawmakers are going to have a big issue when tom's incarceration introduces "unprecendented prison overcrowding."

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tardy on these heaters
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last meal? read this wall of text pls.
#22
meet me in st louis
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kill yourself
#23
Mike Nelson here.
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guidoanselmi posted:

kill yourself

a coffin made of pizza boxes

#24
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Swear to uphold the constitution and the memory of the founding fathers, and then immediately reduce the franchise so only rich people can vote. Swim in the tears generated.