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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:
let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

we should plan it for some other time. for now i'm depressed & need to decompress

2 weeks from now I’ll be in the Canadian rockies skiing, you should come over and say hi, clear your head with some fresh mountain air.

i'd unironically go if it wasnt in canada

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there is going to be a rhizzone secret santa thread and the only thing allowed to be sent to each other is trot pamplets, mdma or those weird british french fries made from pumpkins. believe it!
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here's some free shit: my posts
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Back to food chat, I just went outside for a ciggie and this fellas was here, I wonder what he tastes like? I'd ask the local indigenous population but my ancestors murdered them all.

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Impper posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

Impper posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:
let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

we should plan it for some other time. for now i'm depressed & need to decompress

2 weeks from now I’ll be in the Canadian rockies skiing, you should come over and say hi, clear your head with some fresh mountain air.

i'd unironically go if it wasnt in canada



Is Canada that bad? We were looking at American places but we all want to get drugs and quite frankly I’m scared to death of being locked up in some sunbelt hellhole prison filled with white supremacists and MS-13.

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Is Canada that bad? We were looking at American places but we all want to get drugs and quite frankly I’m scared to death of being locked up in some sunbelt hellhole prison filled with white supremacists and MS-13.

ive been to western canada/vancouver and really hated it, otherwise i dont really know. i cant speak for all of america but it's stupidly easy to get drugs in chicago

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tpaine posted:
FUCK THAT THING! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon

This guy hangs around too and we feed him bread

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haha that thing is massively cool
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Impper posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:
Is Canada that bad? We were looking at American places but we all want to get drugs and quite frankly I’m scared to death of being locked up in some sunbelt hellhole prison filled with white supremacists and MS-13.

ive been to western canada/vancouver and really hated it, otherwise i dont really know. i cant speak for all of america but it's stupidly easy to get drugs in chicago



Cool well i'll put Chi city on my to-do list.

We're not hanging around Vancouver, fuck that smug post-industrial shithole, i'm not too concerned about local culture either, got plenty of that in europe last year. Just lookin' to shred that sweet, sweet, pow....

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tpaine posted:

jools posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

jools posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

literally everything free i got was drugs or money

hahah, what the hell? free money? how does that happen. people just slipping you $5 dollar bills when you talk to them?

there was a ten dollar bill just floating along the road one time, and then the other time some bro literally just gave me ten dolalrs after he bought me drinks Lmao

i fuckin LOVE this little limey faggit! dude's a fuckin riot man, i'm a buy him some drinks and then give him a TENNER! fuck yeah!



lol it was actually a british guy who gave me the ten dollars

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tpaine posted:

Impper posted:
haha that thing is massively cool

yeah...if you think fucking hellspawn nightmare creatures are massively cool. which i guess you ,must, given who you married. fucker.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo

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Ironicwarcriminal posted:

tpaine posted:

FUCK THAT THING! WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon

This guy hangs around too and we feed him bread



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what the FUck is that rat-pig thing
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tpaine posted:

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

tpaine posted:

Impper posted:
haha that thing is massively cool

yeah...if you think fucking hellspawn nightmare creatures are massively cool. which i guess you ,must, given who you married. fucker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jB2QFmXUCo

haha the first time i saw that bird was when steve irwin was trying to clean out its cage and he was genuinely more afraid of it than he was of any crocodile. the man was seriously terrified of that fucking thing and at one point it got too close and just threw himself over the fence like "fuck this shit!" apparently cassowaries actually coordinate their hunts like the fucking RAPTOR from steohen speilberg jurrassic park? clever girl indeed. we know who the god damn heritors of the dinosaur's mantle of fuckoff craziness is and its fucking birds. you hear me? do not even mess with them, they're hardercore than us shitty hairless rats or monkeys and would gladly carry us off into their dens if evolution didn't make most of them get small. fuck



yeah i seem to remember in the 90s some kid was taunting a wild one in the rainforest and it slit him from throat to groin with its razor sharp claws, they are fucking scary motherfuckers and i thank christ we dont have them in the bush around here

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jools posted:
what the FUck is that rat-pig thing



eastern swamp wallaby a.k.a a black stinker

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Impper posted:
i think jools used all the free shit thats in chicago cracka. come april & june me & my friend is starting a fascist co-op on the west side. book it



call it Hezballin

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babyfinland posted:
anyone wanna drop some cast iron knowledge up in here, help a noobie out

so far to clean it i just heat it up real hot and scrape it

aren't you supposed to just scour it with salt?

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I made my pabst gumbo the other night
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mcdoubles

What's The Beef?™
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thelneff i know your corporation has been posting declining profits for multiple quarters but i dont think your posting is going to reverse the trend. perhaps engineering sanitation crises in fast-casual restaurants can cause a rebound
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libelous_slander posted:

thelneff i know your corporation has been posting declining profits for multiple quarters but i dont think your posting is going to reverse the trend. perhaps engineering sanitation crises in fast-casual restaurants can cause a rebound



http://metalmidi.x10.bz/midi/slayer/Slayer-Angel%20Of%20Death.mid

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