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oh damn maybe that was another thread that i missed? the one i remember was the guy got caught by a rentacop, and then he had a court date coming up
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Impper posted:
oh damn maybe that was another thread that i missed? the one i remember was the guy got caught by a rentacop, and then he had a court date coming up



that was the thread. there were only like 3 people who said "damn that sucks" and i remember the first two pages were just people comdemning him.

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Crow posted:

DRUXXX posted:
how to shoplift: be white

Yea, Get some white friends, cracka. one time a security guard on a segway followed me out after i used one bandaid box to stuff another box with more bandaids so i get more Bang for my Buck at HEB. Did you guys see the ludicrous prices for bandaids? its a CRIME

Once got caught stealing condoms & alcohol from target. The security guard opened my coat, saw what I was stealin, gave me the thumbs up, and sent me on the way, sayin, "get on wit yo bad self.".

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and that isn't a bourgeois vs. poor person thing either. some of the best food is found at local places that are sometimes the same price or cheaper than wendys or mcdonalds or whatever
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tpaine posted:
mr. crow are you a hemophiliac

what do you need all the 'daids for

IMA JUNKIE HA HA HA

Impper posted:

Crow posted:

DRUXXX posted:
how to shoplift: be white

Yea, Get some white friends, cracka. one time a security guard on a segway followed me out after i used one bandaid box to stuff another box with more bandaids so i get more Bang for my Buck at HEB. Did you guys see the ludicrous prices for bandaids? its a CRIME

Once got caught stealing condoms & alcohol from target. The security guard opened my coat, saw what I was stealin, gave me the thumbs up, and sent me on the way, sayin, "get on wit yo bad self.".

fucked up if true

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tpaine posted:
i haven't used a bandaid in like 15 years but i guess i'm not an ashy hulking queeftard like some people? sorry if that offends you.


Well then you dont know the prices do you.

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in PR it really is just fast food and expensive food and late nite / breakfast food lol
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i can believe it, i got all kinds of free shit when i was staying with impper
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Walmart should tie their workers wages directly to the amount of loss at each store in order to encourage proletarian solidarity
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jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.
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Can i get some free shit or what. crackas
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Yeah doggie i got a fuckin 10 bux and a fuckin free coffee and a fuckin free book and fuckin free weed and fuckin free adderall and fuckin free fuckin fuckin
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O shit i just remember i get 2 Free ten buxes
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I committ alot of crimes so i need a LOT of bandages! Im gonna crime me some food from the fridge. What should i eat?? i got radishes
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i think jools used all the free shit thats in chicago cracka. come april & june me & my friend is starting a fascist co-op on the west side. book it
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I booked it pal. Dont tell the adults. Its a kids world
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jools posted:
Yeah doggie i got a fuckin 10 bux and a fuckin free coffee and a fuckin free book and fuckin free weed and fuckin free adderall and fuckin free fuckin fuckin

All this free shyt had a price. Ur soul. Which now dwells in Chi City Mayne

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Whoa... from one deindustrialised shithole 2 Anuva
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I’m going to your dumb continent for the first time in 2 weeks time, I hope people give me free shit, I’ll even take the free chlamydia if I get like a box seat and some sportsgame for free or something
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Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.



was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

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AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks



literally everything free i got was drugs or money

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AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

there were tons of free amphetamines while he was there, though unfortunately he came just as i was running out of some real good shyt. which he ate on new years eve i think.

adderals, of course, well, almost everyone i kno loves to hand out adderals to seem cool

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jools posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

literally everything free i got was drugs or money



hahah, what the hell? free money? how does that happen. people just slipping you $5 dollar bills when you talk to them?

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Impper posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

there were tons of free amphetamines while he was there, though unfortunately he came just as i was running out of some real good shyt. which he ate on new years eve i think.

adderals, of course, well, almost everyone i kno loves to hand out adderals to seem cool



let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

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but i want my free money signed by the world renown author christ christy
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DRUXXX posted:
i didn't say i buy the 5s for myself i said i sell them to tourists AMERICAN NAZBRO. dont have on me man i thought we had nazbol solidarity in this forum. BF has given up nazbolism in favor of LGBT activism so we're the only ones still holding it down...



LGBT things is a serious problem yall. oppression and stuff

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AmericanNazbro posted:

jools posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:

Impper posted:
jools got ALL KINDS of free things , in , Wicker Park , Chicago.

was it anything cool or was it just like invitations to some shitty assholes art gallery or w/e

i get plenty of those when i go to hipster areas too i don't need anymore of those man. what i need is some drugs and some aphetamines. can i get hsoe for free if i go to chicago? thanks

literally everything free i got was drugs or money

hahah, what the hell? free money? how does that happen. people just slipping you $5 dollar bills when you talk to them?



there was a ten dollar bill just floating along the road one time, and then the other time some bro literally just gave me ten dolalrs after he bought me drinks Lmao

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babyfinland posted:

DRUXXX posted:
i didn't say i buy the 5s for myself i said i sell them to tourists AMERICAN NAZBRO. dont have on me man i thought we had nazbol solidarity in this forum. BF has given up nazbolism in favor of LGBT activism so we're the only ones still holding it down...

LGBT things is a serious problem yall. oppression and stuff


BUT What of Free Money?

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no breakfast in bed sadly but his roommate "Liz" cooked me a meal
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AmericanNazbro posted:
let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

we should plan it for some other time. for now i'm depressed & need to decompress

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Impper posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:
let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

we should plan it for some other time. for now i'm depressed & need to decompress



2 weeks from now I’ll be in the Canadian rockies skiing, you should come over and say hi, clear your head with some fresh mountain air.

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Impper posted:

AmericanNazbro posted:
let me come sleep on your couch or something. free drugs + breakfast made for you in bed souns too good to pass up, that's like a 5 star hotel in russia

we should plan it for some other time. for now i'm depressed & need to decompress



just do some illicit drugs my friend. those always seem to be the panacea for all bodily ills.