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Mike Nelson here.
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some lurid hysteria for you all: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/world-cup-sexy-brazil-sees-explosion-in-teen-prostitutes-1.2678812

best part of article:

In advance of the World Cup, Happy Child produced a short, snappy video called "It's a penalty" to be played on some flights from the U.K. to Brazil.

Soccer stars like Brazilian David Luiz and former U.K. player Gary Lineker warn travellers that sex with underage girls is offside, and can get you charged not only in Brazil but also in countries that have reciprocal laws, like Britain and Canada.

the english actually need to be reminded that sex with homeless children is illegal.

anyway, go world soccer cup!

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Mike Nelson here.
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i'm gary lineker and having sex with young girls is a straight red card!
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tardy on these heaters
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they view it the same as tourists visiting amsterdam to smoke weed
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i for one am glad we have advertising agencies to produce great world changing content such as this
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"But I really like Brazilian dance," she added, obviously trying to absolve herself for her disinterest in African dance. Much more of this and Bruno would really get irritated. He was starting to get pissed off about the world's stupid obsession with Brazil. What was so great about Brazil? As far as he knew, Brazil was a shithole full of morons obsessed with soccer and Formula One. It was the ne plus ultra of violence, corruption and misery. If ever a country were loathsome, that country, specifically, was Brazil.
"Sophie," announced Bruno, "I could go on vacation to Brazil tomorrow. I'd look around a favela. The minibus would be armor-plated; so in the morning, safe, unafraid, I'd go sightseeing, check out eight-year-old murderers who dream of growing up to be gangsters; thirteen-year-old prostitutes dying of AIDS. I'd spend the afternoon at the beach surrounded by filthy-rich drug barons and pimps. I'm sure that in such a passionate, not to mention liberal, society I could shake off the malaise of Western civilization. You're right, Sophie: I'll go straight to a travel agent as soon as I get home."
Sophie considered him for a moment, her expression thoughtful, her brow lined with concern. Eventually she said sadly, "You must have really suffered ..."




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tardy on these heaters
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lol that little meme chart i didnt get that it was being sarcastic until the end
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chickeon
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same
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this is now the world cup thread i guess
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penitent
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yea i didn't clock until porcos fardados/vitimas da sociedade
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Mike Nelson here.
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as a natural conservative i knew at the first panel.
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should be obvious at "healthy child's play"
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Laugh all you'd like but perhaps if bphn had te same heads up on his flight to Thailand he wouldn't have made such a faux pas himself
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chile right now is defeating its colonizers 2x0 surprising everyone
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Poronto
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strange how them macros use white ppl v. black ppl as the basic visual metaphor to indicate levels of barbarous degeneracy cool
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UNUSUALY COOL
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im into the fatuous suggestion that people who unironcally repost that picture disagree that what is shown is innovative art, as though they dont believe that innovation in art is itself bad
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Black ppl: love stalin & pomo art, hate church

Also: loves hiphop, hates pagode, samba, sertanejo, axé & forró
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Are you brazzers prospero?
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Yes

Also yes
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aerdil posted:

Laugh all you'd like but perhaps if bphn had te same heads up on his flight to Thailand he wouldn't have made such a faux pas himself



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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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getfiscal posted:

i'm gary lineker and having sex with young girls is a straight red card!



"....and remember, just because no one scores, doesnt mean its boring"

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penitent
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10 year olds twerking is a healthy expression of sociality and an important step on the road to a well-adjusted adulthood
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Seems to me that big worldwide events like the World Cup and the Olympics are basically the host country's turn to spend the citizen's money on lavish giveaways to the holders of Big Capitol in a gamble by the rich to make connections and gain influence at the expense of the people. It explains why every event is more expensive than the last, why more poor people are shoved out of their homes than before, and how every event is considered a success before the fact, regardless of the reality of the situation or the number of people trampled by policemen/soldiers.

They are basically trading the future of their country for personal influence, and when the yearly budget comes around they can justify social program budget cuts because "the money just isn't there," ignoring that they spent record amounts on what boils down to a combination colosseum/hippodrome/roman bacchanalia. Of course children get fucked - this isn't the time for niceties, it is time to give whatever your country has to offer to the rich and powerful in a chance to ascend yourself into that powerful place of global capitol, where nations don't matter and one is free to do anything.
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deadken posted:

twerking is a healthy expression of sociality


its not twerking per se. twerking is as if the participants don`t feel anything on their parts, As if you took our people's traditional dances and forced it on girls who never even masturbated on a pillow before and dont care how their butts feel. that miley looked like the pre-sexual dummies on that pic was very apt and telling. ours is more sensory/sensual. "this motion would feel as good to you as it`d feel on my pussy"

to call it twerking is like me going "oh hey mr farrakhan i hear you're one of those no-pork people, so happy hannukah".

i grew up with this so please respect and dont appropriate my rape culture

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i had a friend who called grind dancing a "free boner"
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UNUSUALY COOL
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as someone who sends boner invoices all day i concur.
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Kurdt
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leave miley alone
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getfiscal posted:

i'm gary lineker and having sex with young girls is a straight red card!

brass eye already did this iirc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NesjvRihbEg @ 1.22
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he does all this dumb stuff to whitewash his image as the nation's foremost pusher of potato chips to children
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im pretty sure there are reports of huge influxes of trafficked sex workers in every country the world cup visits, almost as if it were as much of an accepted commercial arrangement as coca cola sponsorship
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replacement of labour with capital... electrification of the whole nation... outlawing of child molestation... social progress everywhere is away from physical exertion and towards idleness. like sex trafficking, sports are a reactionary tendency.
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every year around the super bowl there are stories about sex trafficking and then they turn out to be lies. however, non-americans are all hyper-deviant sex creatures so the world cup rumors are probably true
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british people are really terrible and im extremely racist against them.
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What did Wales ever do?
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Poronto
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my dad went on a field trip to somerset when he was a kid and they were all standing on the beach and the guide said "you can see Wales from here" and they were all looking like "whales? where? i dont see any damn whales wtf"
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meet me in st louis
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sigh i guess ill just have to find a young looking woman of age. what's the etiquette for asking for a prostitutes id?? tia
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tardy on these heaters
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guidoanselmi posted:

sigh i guess ill just have to find a young looking woman of age. what's the etiquette for asking for a prostitutes id?? tia



slice them open count their rings

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~twisted~