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Brooks is not sure how possible it will be to pee, cleanly, into a third-full bottle of extra-virgin olive oil, especially given the tiny circumference of its plastic top. The tip of his penis will not fit into that hole. The bottle is a little slippery. He pops off the black top that controls the outward flow of the oil and hands that to Mary. He turns away from her and unzips.

-"Ba Baboon" by Thomas Pierce, June 2, 2014 issue
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T0XKdnCpvdU
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Don't read in the toilet. It'll give u hemorrhoids

In any war and revolution you spend most of it sitting and waiting, so be kind to your anus - you wont read this from stalin, books or posters but we need your anus intact for the revolution
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Kurdt
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anus strategy. its why we keep zizek around
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Mike Nelson here.
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karl marx had 'roids, anyway i guess it's possible marx was wrong in some way, but you'll never get me to admit.
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Big part of why Che failed in Bolivia was he didn't brought enough asthma medicine. Why? Because they didn't have room with all that roid cream and jungle cushions
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Virginia was writing a letter to Chavez. She wanted him to help her rent one of the low-income Plan Bolivar houses being built near Yare. She needed her own place, she explained, because she was estranged from her husband, a National Guardsman, and they were still sharing a home. Virginia attributed the breakup of the marriage to her husband's jealousy over her friendship with Chavez. Virginia laughed raucously when she told me about this. "I don't look at Chavez as a lover," she said. "I admire him because he's got a big enough bicho"--penis--"to stand up for the country."

-"The revolutionary" by Jon Lee Anderson, 10 September 2001 issue
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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RBC posted:

T0XKdnCpvdU



are they supposed to be fraternal twins

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superabound can i use your sig image on badgame. is that cool with you
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whats badgame
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Mike Nelson here.
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palafox posted:

whats badgame

badgame is a forum for adults that play video games.

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"A comment about the progress of democracy in Russia... The last glimmer of Russian political liberty under the Bolsheviks was snuffed out in January, 1918, when Vladimir Ilyich Lenin forcibly dissolved the democratically elected Constituent Assembly. Lenin's motivations was uncomplicated: his party had been trounced at the polls. "Since we made the mistake of promising the world that thi- talk shop would meet, we have to open it up today," told a friend, laughing. "But history has not yet said a word about when we will shut it down." He did not wait even a week... For some Americans, including a few in the business of providing instant analysis of Russian affairs for the talk shows, Yeltsin's bypassing of the constitution in closing the Parliament, was a violation of democratic principles. One or two went as far as to draw a parallel with Lenin's move in 1918... Until recently, only a very vain Russian politican would court comparison with Lenin; now only a very foolish one would do so. Yeltsin is Lenin-like only in his decisiveness. His purposes, fortunately, turn Leninism upside down."

- Davey "The Crockerbarrel" Riddick, Oct. 4 1993
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political car tune
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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stegosaurus posted:

superabound can i use your sig image on badgame. is that cool with you



you can use everything i have. im a communist