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Poronto
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The Kidnapping of Michel Houllebecq

Ricky Lopez has been out of the major-league dope game for years. He spends his time shooting steroids and selling dime bags out of a basement on Chicago’s West Side. When a Houellebecq novel falls into his hands, he doesn’t like it. He responds in the only way he knows. Meanwhile, a shadowy literary connoisseur determines that Michel Houellebecq could create the world’s most perfect art. For that to happen, the famous author must be cast into the true domain of struggle: poverty and obscurity. Michel Houellebecq won’t take that lying down, even if he has to get out of bed.



co-written with the woman he is in love with. its high adventure with john christy

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Kurdt
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I miss impper
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UNUSUALY COOL
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lol
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so he got his houllebecq fanfiction vanity published?
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yo cool chris (not christy) im gonna be in chi in three weeks lets hang out
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aw nice. for sure
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tardy on these heaters
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Hahah hah he's letting his bitch Co write lmfao
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Lol bro
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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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EmanuelaOrlandi posted:

yo cool chris (not christy) im gonna be in chi in three weeks lets hang out


animedad posted:

aw nice. for sure


les do it dudes

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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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dammit dooble p0st
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Lets hang out
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sorry i didnt text u back earlier crow sometimes my phone does this weird thing where i go home after work and pass out and dont respond to anyone who wants to hang out
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Not gonna hang out
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political car tune
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Impper posted:

Not gonna hang out


that's a ban

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Chicago is the best American city

welcome to chicago
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chickeon
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what do you like about chicago lykourgo
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Kurdt
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in chicago, rape by envelopment is almost unheard of
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imo chicago is tied with new orleans for best us city. toronto guadalajara and montreal are all better than both as far as 'american' cities go.
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chicago has the best mexican food outside of the southwest
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chickeon posted:

what do you like about chicago lykourgo



there are lots of things to list

Chicago people make a list


2. the soil in my neighbourhood is good enough to grow things in the backyard

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grumblefish i posted first. please ammend your soil comment to be listed as number 2.

3. chicago has less jews than nyc
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im probably going to be in chicago this december to visit a college friend, do any of you monstrous slimecovered entities want to stupefy yourselves with ethanol in a room with me
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I'll be in salt lake forever, so, uh,
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political car tune
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stegosaurus posted:

I'll be in salt lake forever, so, uh,

06jF1EG8o-Q

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order an egg sunny side up for wankered lykourgos
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Marxsplainer
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lyk is not cool enough to hang out w me
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Marxsplainer
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(im cool as HELL yall)
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Too busy growing radishes in the rich Chicago soil
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Marxsplainer
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even though you too enjoy my gimmick i will not hang out with you
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Poronto
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i can't get by the checkpoint that says "your dick must be THIS big to enter chicago" soz
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Lykourgos posted:

2. the soil in my neighbourhood is good enough to grow things in the backyard



northsider spotted

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tardy on these heaters
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lykourgos u wanna hang out with king tom
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postposting posted:

Lykourgos posted:

2. the soil in my neighbourhood is good enough to grow things in the backyard

northsider spotted



Uh no, Chinatown/Bridgeport

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in the Bridgeport/Pilsen area you need to be careful of arsenic and lead due to the fisk and crawford power plants nearby. It's good to use some other soil on top to be safe.

"The playground at the Bridgeport Homes, 844 W. 32nd St., was closed June 5 after testing by Peoples Gas found high levels of arsenic 3 feet below the surface of a 10-foot-square area, CHA spokesman Derek Hill said. After soil in that area was removed to a depth of 6 feet, further testing by the CHA completed last week found unacceptable levels of arsenic below the original contaminated area, he said."

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2001-07-03/news/0107030223_1_arsenic-playground-cha

http://www.epa.gov/Region5/cleanup/22nd/pdfs/22nd-cip-2008.pdf

a friend of mine ran into a problem recently with heavy metals in the soil while setting up a community garden in pilsen.

but then again, consuming lead is part of a noble classical tradition so i'm sure it's fine
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i almost bought property in bridgeport. now in pilsen
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lame
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what's so great in toronto
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