#41

discipline posted:

Why are you people talking about this this is awful



i dont know about these cretins but personally im trying to develop my currently wife based Posting Brand and diversify it into crazy aunt who shits in the garden territory, i have a whole bunch of wacky stuff lined up about her so stay tuned

#42

littlegreenpills posted:

i dont know ive never seen her do it. ive never even seen her new place as i avoid her because of her catastrophic array of personality disorders but i imagine she is practicing some form of crop rotation only shitting in the cloverpatch or whatever as my sis def mentioned forking it into the soil does that sound legit fw

lmao are you seriously telling us, in 2014, 2k14, a full fifteen years after carlos santana feat rob thomas "smooth", that you've never personally seen your aunt drop trou over a radish? you expect me to believe that

#43

Lessons posted:

Uhh shitting and pissing the garden is a good way to ruin the soil with nitrogen oversaturation and potentially fucking with the pH levels, it's possible to make manure out of human waste but you don't just use your field as a toilet



you can just dilute it with water in a bucket or something like a normal person though

#44
Ive never really thought about how i need to plant my shit but now this thread is here and I'm going for it. wish me luck.
#45
got my laptop propped up on a railing out here. Let's turn it out. Give me something to work with people.
#46
post some of yourshitty posts so that I shit, with delight.
#47
hey, just popping in to say that human feces is probably the greatest vector of deadly disease transmission in the entire non-western world and that the life cycles of hundreds of thousands of species of bad stuff likely rely on this vector.
#48
this is why people made toilets, so that they would stop dying of dumb sh!t
#49

gwarp posted:

hey, just popping in to say that human feces is probably the greatest vector of deadly disease transmission in the entire non-western world and that the life cycles of hundreds of thousands of species of bad stuff likely rely on this vector.


much like...your posting

#50

discipline posted:

Why are you people talking about this this is awful



it is definitely an issue which triggers aversion at a deeply basic level in most humans, however we need to plan as a society what we do with human waste. I think it is important as well to separate urine and feces as different substances with different utility. Urine has damaging components when not used correctly. One simple example does not even involve a damaging chemical. In vegetation-sparse regions of the world, urinating on said vegetation can cause die-off, as salt-seeking animals will damage the plant trying to get the salts and other desired chemicals left behind. Lessons raises valid concerns about chemical imbalances as well.

With feces, you simply need to control the decomposition flora. This involves purification of harmful cultures while promoting mutualist or commensalist cultures.

Analyzing the chemical and bacterial contents of human waste and applying those findings in practical ways will help to curb many common problems facing humanity today.

dont just poop in your garden, tho

#51
dilute your urine before watering your plants (20:1 is a good ratio so you don't burn your plants with too much nitrogen or ammonia) and just like.... don't shit in your garden. shit in a toilet please. god bless.
#52

libelous_slander posted:

Analyzing the chemical and bacterial contents of human waste and applying those findings in practical ways will help to curb many common problems facing humanity today.

dont just poop in your garden, tho

#53
lgp plz link your aunt to this thread
#54
this is all more support for my idea that lgp is actually a troll account.
#55
pee into a bottle of bleach and experience a searing cloud of purification
#56
http://www.weblife.org/humanure/pdf/humanure_handbook_third_edition.pdf

here is an exhaustively-researched, highly autistic book on the safe and effective use of turds as fertilizer
#57
ill try. she may not listen as she is stupendously wealthy
#58

dank_xiaopeng posted:

http://www.weblife.org/humanure/pdf/humanure_handbook_third_edition.pdfhere is an exhaustively-researched, highly autistic book on the safe and effective use of turds as fertilizer

please dont advertise my book on this site, i dont want to exploit the 'zzone for solicitation

#59

littlegreenpills posted:

ill try. she may not listen as she is stupendously wealthy



why doesnt she just buy compost then lol

#60
i believe its because she has a catastrophic array of personality disorders
#61
1DEASkU8RS0
#62

dank_xiaopeng posted:

http://www.weblife.org/humanure/pdf/humanure_handbook_third_edition.pdfhere is an exhaustively-researched, highly autistic book on the safe and effective use of turds as fertilizer



this book is hilarious and the author must be a real hoot:

A young English couple was visiting me one summer after I
had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, as
dinner was being prepared, the couple suddenly understood the horrible
reality of their situation: the food they were about to eat was
recycled human shit. When this fact abruptly dawned upon them, it
seemed to set off an instinctive alarm, possibly inherited directly
from Queen Victoria. “We don’t want to eat shit!” they informed me,
rather distressed (that’s an exact quote), as if in preparing dinner I
had simply set a steaming turd on a plate in front of them with a
knife, fork and napkin.

Fecophobia is alive and well and running rampant. One common
misconception is that fecal material, when composted, remains
fecal material. It does not. Humanure comes from the earth, and
through the miraculous process of composting, is converted back into
earth. When the composting process is finished, the end product is
humus, not crap, and it is useful in growing food. My friends didn’t
understand this and despite my attempts to clarify the matter for
their benefit, they chose to cling to their misconceptions. Apparently,
some fecophobes will always remain fecophobes.

#63
#64

discipline posted:

Why are you people talking about this this is awful



lol this got posted not in the 10 million threads about war and rape, but in one abt urine

#65

Lessons posted:

Uhh shitting and pissing the garden is a good way to ruin the soil with nitrogen oversaturation and potentially fucking with the pH levels, it's possible to make manure out of human waste but you don't just use your field as a toilet


as any former teenage anarchist knows from shitting all over the city at 3am, and then observing the results

#66

babyfinland posted:

discipline posted:

Why are you people talking about this this is awful

lol this got posted not in the 10 million threads about war and rape, but in one abt urine

hmmm little wonder you'd rather talk about shitting in a bucket rather than where your Rape Dollers come from

#67
Rape Dollers is my R&B stage name
#68

dank_xiaopeng posted:

http://www.weblife.org/humanure/pdf/humanure_handbook_third_edition.pdfhere is an exhaustively-researched, highly autistic book on the safe and effective use of turds as fertilizer



http://humanurehandbook.com/downloads/Chapter_5.pdf

check it out this part's about me

#69

discipline posted:

Why are you people talking about this this is awful



what kind of third worldist is disgusted by shitting in your kitchen garden

#70
all sorts of poopchat to catch up in good work everyone. I find its best when the function of our posts mirror their form
#71
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#72

drwhat posted:

all sorts of poopchat to catch up in good work everyone. I find its best when the function of our posts mirror their form



study poop, study capitalism. capitalism is poop. seems consistent.

#73

Crow posted:

a delicious curry of what


#74

Crow posted:

Lessons posted:

Uhh shitting and pissing the garden is a good way to ruin the soil with nitrogen oversaturation and potentially fucking with the pH levels, it's possible to make manure out of human waste but you don't just use your field as a toilet

Get this shit the fuck out of the Piss science thread.


Geezus Fuckin Crhyst I don't even-

#75
Yo fiddy, hit that wave