#81
put a little toothpick american flag in your yogurt cup sweetheart
#82
would anyone here buy a foot powered machine that waves a 3' tall american flag and plays turkey in the straw
#83
sorry bro carrot in raita is for foolish scrublets just layin the cards on the table
#84
thats the dumbest thing i ever heard in all my years
#85
im sorry you think that baby finland
#86
yall makin me hongry... nice inshallah piano thing tom
#87
your texture game is laughable
#88
we just scored some groovy organic whispered-to gently killed grassfed top round steak from the farmers market so ima make philly cheese steaks for dinner tonightand drink about one million whiskies becasue it is payday and im flush with scrilla
#89
look at this heinous lil noioblet, doesnt know how to grate an english cucumber so it maintains its delicately crisp bite. why dont u just tkae a dribbly steaming dump on a plate and call it a gourmet masterpiece
#90
Usually variants on a dish are not immoral or bad. This is something you learn as you get older
#91
For instance I make a good Laura Bush guacamole. That means I use lemon juice, and run someone over with a car.
#92
variants on recipes are revisionist
#93
white people cooking ethnic cuisine is a deeply problematic microaggression
#94
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#95
did you take your turn yet???
#96
jodie whats ur favorite kitchen tool u got. whats ur favorite knife
#97
my appalachian forebears spent their days subsisting on white whiskey, cornbread, apples and fatback and not much else, the food of my people leads to rickets and cirrhosis
#98
rhizzone a place for white ppl to discuss their ethnic heritage with misty-eyed pride
#99
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#100
did u write ur papers
#101
heh my ancestors were failed slavers, fugitives, moonshiners, and wildeyed calvinists, an inbred, degenerate and backward folk. appalachian pride heritage not hate
#102
teh, triple word score
#103

dank_xiaopeng posted:

heh my ancestors were failed slavers, fugitives, moonshiners, and wildeyed calvinists, an inbred, degenerate and backward folk. appalachian pride heritage not hate



yeah you and every other white person here has some kind of sob story about how theyre actually one of the poor ones stfu

#104
bloo bloo im finnish. swedish yoke. bloo bloo north carolina trailer trash my dad the first person to graduate HS in my family so epic proletarian .. .shuttt upppp
#105
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#106
no i actually think my ancestors were shitty
#107
bf youre just mad abt your FOOLISH raita recipe, i understand...
#108
i remember when we all realized that like half of LF had lived in north carolina for at least a year. I remember
#109

babyfinland posted:

rhizzone a place for white ppl to discuss their ethnic heritage with misty-eyed pride

the riTzzonE a place for crackers

#110
im from rockbridge county VA
#111
Someday Tom we can go, to Durham, and hang out with peepaw and his friends, who are successful hip hop artists.
#112
i made that joke once in a thread just before it got gassed and always felt like it deserved more of an audience. been thinking about it a lot lately, in fact. thank you tom for the hook. thank you.
#113

dank_xiaopeng posted:

no i actually think my ancestors were shitty



STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DEAD YAKUBIAN ANCESTORS

#114

daddyholes posted:

Someday Tom we can go, to Durham, and hang out with peepaw and his friends, who are successful hip hop artists.



OK

#115
FEEL LIKE IM AN ALL CAPS KIND OF POSTER NOW
#116
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#117
same
#118

gyrofry posted:

white people cooking ethnic cuisine is a deeply problematic microaggression

did you know? anticapitalism is racist, because black american culture is all about bling

man i read something like that a few days ago and it made me want to throw things so hard.

#119

babyfinland posted:

FEEL LIKE IM AN ALL CAPS KIND OF POSTER NOW


this is the name of my upcoming altrock single

#120

dank_xiaopeng posted:

yeah you and every other white person here has some kind of sob story about how theyre actually one of the poor ones stfu



Short of being an actual aristocrat or fabulously wealthy, I don't think I could be a more privileged white person. I come from a United Empire Loyalist family of professionals.

Unlike the vast majority of the human race, my poverty is entirely the result of sloth, foolishness and personality defects inconsistent with the modern workplace.