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http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/05/12/britain-does-so-much-cocaine-its-now-in-the-drinking-water/?tid=hp_mm
Britain has a thing for cocaine. Traces of the drug have been found in toilet cubicles in Parliament. One of its major football clubs was just rocked by a cocaine scandal. And a once-prominent banker — nicknamed the Crystal Methodist — just pleaded guilty to cocaine possession.

Coke, unlike most other commodities, is cheaper in the United Kingdom than in most other Western European countries. The government estimates that 4.4 percent of 25 to 29-year-olds use it in powder form.

Britain’s drug use has now affected its drinking water. Water inspectors discovered traces of benzoylecgonine — the metabolized form of the drug — at four sites. The compound, which urine-based drug tests screen for, wasn’t at a high enough level to affect someone who drank the water, and researchers weren’t sure what caused its appearance. “We have not speculated on the source of the trace amounts and the research did not cover that aspect,” Principal Inspector Sue Pennison told The Washington Post.
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DEAD KEN?? ENGLAND? COCAINE????????

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penitent
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i pose a threat to britains water because i keep drinking it. all of it. slurpin down entire reservoirs. suckin clouds dry using a fairly fucking long straw. i fucking Love Water. i must drink water because i am constantly "stoned" on cocaine
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Poronto
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calm down ken
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Kurdt
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take 2 nembutal
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penitent
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death before calm. cocaineboi 4lyf
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Poronto
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do you buy a bunch of cocaine and feverishly take it all in order to post now because your new girlfriend makes you spend all your free evenings in intersectional knitting circles or something
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political car tune
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another night with deadken
ATgaIX5sXfw
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Kurdt
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Less Than Zero (the autobiography of dead ken as told to Bret Easton Ellis), is actually going to be made into a new hollywood motion picture
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penitent
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littlegreenpills posted:

do you buy a bunch of cocaine and feverishly take it all in order to post now because your new girlfriend makes you spend all your free evenings in intersectional knitting circles or something



you misunderstand. posting is my cocaine

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several doctors and pharmacologists have confirmed that the process of making another of my extremely good posts produces a somatic effect entirely identical to insuffulation of benzoylmethylecgonine
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gyrofry posted:

Less Than Zero (the autobiography of dead ken as told to Bret Easton Ellis), is actually going to be made into a new hollywood motion picture

another one?

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Kurdt
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yes, a Quentin tarrantino joint
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england's drinking water is full of used pee
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deadken posted:

several doctors and pharmacologists have confirmed that the process of making another of my extremely good posts produces a somatic effect entirely identical to insuffulation of benzoylmethylecgonine



i insulflated your mom b*tch

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EO murdered deadkens mom, dehydrated her corpse, ground the desiccated husk into a fine powder, and regularly snorts fat caterpillar lines of momdust???
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Kurdt
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not cool bro. you just. do not. snort. another mans mom. you just dont do it.
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Marxsplainer
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the ultimate high
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political car tune
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dank_xiaopeng posted:

the ultimate high

does he live in a castle?!