getfiscal posted:
the other day i went to pizza pizza and the same worker was there and someone asked "is the new poutine any good" and he stared at the customer and goes "are you fucking kidding me i don't eat any of this shit" and then he pointed to the signs and explained why the pork in that was lowest-grade horrible shit and so on and then when the customers were sorta sheepish about it he goes "you know this is junk food right. not real food. junk food. terrible." good dude imo.
aren't you in quebec? who the fuck orders poutine at a fucking pizza pizza
Lessons posted:deadken posted:
i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imothey're both gross and misogynistic, not funny at all, most of them aren't even joke per se, just repulsive statements and you're supposed to laugh at how repulsive they are. every time you make one you out yourself as a disgusting person to every adult around you. just stop
then again you have the sense of humor of a piece of cardboard
Impper posted:getfiscal posted:deadken posted:
whats a kenhut. i feel like i should go to onekentacohut is a hilarious short form for a combination kentucky fried chicken, taco bell and pizza hut which has been built into a three-restaurants-in-one location.
kenhut is kentucky fried chicken with a small attached pizza hut counter
you go to kenhuts and say "i would like a large breadsticks with cheese" because it is functionally equivalent to getting a pizza with lots of cheese but it costs $7 and normally their pizzas cost like $20 because mr. hut gotta eat.pizza hut pizzas are $10 now for any large with up to 2 toppings. get the pan pizza it's much better than the breadsticks
don't eat at pizza hut man. they don't even have any robotic talking animals like chuckie cheese or ball pits like mcdonalds. there's no saving grace about pizza hut, at least with other fast food restaurants they make up for the terrible tasting food with toys or gimmicks
Groulxsmith posted:
i've been whining about deadken and impper's laddish posting as much as anyone but the pussy posting was funny and obviously derivative of the boorishness associated with that site we all used to use
thing is that i'm the furthest thing from a laddish type person and impper probably too... we're freaks, we read fascists, we write all these fucking words, but i'm also a heterosexual male who talks about sex which apparently is enough to be Super Bro On The Internet?? but yeah congrats on being neurotypical enough to Suss Out Wagwaan
shennong posted:
aren't you in quebec? who the fuck orders poutine at a fucking pizza pizza
no, i moved back to canada (toronto).
i have not had pizza pizza poutine yet.
you know how you can tell? i am still alive.
AmericanNazbro posted:
don't eat at pizza hut man. they don't even have any robotic talking animals like chuckie cheese or ball pits like mcdonalds. there's no saving grace about pizza hut, at least with other fast food restaurants they make up for the terrible tasting food with toys or gimmicks
there are pizza huts in chicago with arcades & like dance parties and shit. you just dont know pizza hut man
deadken posted:
thing is that i'm the furthest thing from a laddish type person and impper probably too... we're freaks, we read fascists, we write all these fucking words, but i'm also a heterosexual male who talks about sex which apparently is enough to be Super Bro On The Internet?? but yeah congrats on being neurotypical enough to Suss Out Wagwaan
i'll leave description of myself to jools or whatever. but whenever people start talking about me "bro-ing out" or whatever i only get the sense that they've never met anybody who's actually, living, in, like, the real, life, least of all an actual bro or lad
deadken posted:
getfiscal you should take up smoking, amphetamines, electronic dance music, cocaine. especially cocaine.
i was so agitated on saturday that i chainsmoked probably 45 or 60 cigs. all i know is i didnt stop smoking for hours. that one didnt feel good
deadken posted:
i thought the pussy smell/cigarette varieties posts were funny.... Guess It's All, Like, Subjective Or Whatever. more to the point though that you're meant to laugh at how repulsive they are is exactly the point. making a monster of yourself is like the foundation of all good satire. unless you actually think that i'm interested in making a serious comparison of Pudenda Whiffs, which would put you in the same class of aspergoid as the people who got mega offended by that 'all women are whores' post. context is actually important. context is an important part of the formation of meaning. if you try to create an inclusive discourse that functions on the lexical rather than the semiotic level then you end up with You Can't Say Ass Cowboy In Pakistan-level idiocy, you end up being unable to even articulate what it is you oppose, you end up with a discourse that is basically impoverished, in which actual meaning is subjugated to potential negative associations. is it ok for a white person to go in blackface and perform a crude stereotype of a black person? i don't think so. would it be ok if he did exactly the same thing, but not to mock or stereotype black people but to talk about blackface itself? this is an important question i think and one that merits actual consideration instead of kneejerk rejection based on a set of unutterable axioms. and yeah like impper said, lmao, 'disgusting person', we're not people here, we're all holograms
jesus christ. i'm not interested in the theory here, i'm not a semiologist or deconstructionist or literary theorist or a scholar of any sort, and i doubt you are either, but appealing to all that to justify your own gross, misogynistic jokes when they don't go over well is fucking absurd. if you were honestly doing a good job of satirizing misogyny you wouldn't need to appeal to some scholarly theory about how your intent is all that matters.
Impper posted:
also on saturday i finally met the most pretentious man in the universe, a black guy wearing military fatigues & ed hardy hat, chainsmoking, bragging about all the "bumps" of cocaine he does, about how he does only "american drugs," his "degenerate lifestyle" {his words], that he refuses to use drugs "made in a lab," and then offhandedly mentions "my screenplay," "my painting career," "my articles in the reader," and "my bike shop i'm going to start," and then to top that off when we were both talking to the same girl and she started to turn away from him and ignore him to talk to me, he conspiratorially patted me on the shoudler and said "congratulations, you win this time bruh she's all yours" before heading back into the bar
that was me
deadken posted:
i think there's a certain kind of male feminism that functions as a byproduct of sexual deprivation, the kind of fetishisation of women that knows that broey objectification/nice guy idealisation is wrong so it actually appropriates the language of feminism itself. this is really unhealthy in that it results in neurotic self-hatred, learned helplessness, continued celibacy, etc, but at the same time it can be used to delegitimise feminism which is pretty dangerous. this is why i still propose the New Masculinism, self-loathing men make poor allies
myfanwy made this same post on this forum and i think a lot of people got mad
Lessons posted:
jesus christ. i'm not interested in the theory here, i'm not a semiologist or deconstructionist or literary theorist or a scholar of any sort, and i doubt you are either, but appealing to all that to justify your own gross, misogynistic jokes when they don't go over well is fucking absurd. if you were honestly doing a good job of satirizing misogyny you wouldn't need to appeal to some scholarly theory about how your intent is all that matters.
using the word 'discourse' does not equate to appealing to deconstructionist theory bro, its hardly a complex point i'm making
deadken posted:
that was me
to be fair to him the girl was busy bragging about how much weed she smokes, her extensive amphetamine usage, about how she fucks off at her job, and so on. so it was only a matter that she and i got along better
Impper posted:deadken posted:
that was meto be fair to him the girl was busy bragging about how much weed she smokes, her extensive amphetamine usage, about how she fucks off at her job, and so on. so it was only a matter that she and i got along better
that was also me
Lessons posted:
there's a common misconception of Derrida's famous statement that "there is nothing outside the text". many naively assumed that he was, absurdly, claiming that all that matters in a literary text is the text itself, but what he actually meant was that nobody can say your misogynistic jokes aren't funny, they're gross. in fact if we want we can walk around in fucking blackface and if anyone criticizes us we can flail our arms around screaming "ITS IRONIC! ITS IRONIC!!" and then bash their face in with a copy of On Grammatology.
this actually sounds pretty cool
Impper posted:
i've had an idea for a while to do a story about the personality & evolution of these two neighborhoods in chicago, as sort of projections of our generational ideals that get corrupted when our bodies & desires inhabit them for any length of time; one has already been deeply corrupted while the other is still in its infancy. however i'm 100% sure this has been done a million billion times and the various angles i've thought of haven't seemed to work
i want to write a series of novellas each set in one of calvino's invisible cities, completely mangling the original and not adding anything new or interesting
discipline posted:deadken posted:
i think there's a certain kind of male feminism that functions as a byproduct of sexual deprivation, the kind of fetishisation of women that knows that broey objectification/nice guy idealisation is wrong so it actually appropriates the language of feminism itself. this is really unhealthy in that it results in neurotic self-hatred, learned helplessness, continued celibacy, etc, but at the same time it can be used to delegitimise feminism which is pretty dangerous. this is why i still propose the New Masculinism, self-loathing men make poor alliesMaybe these people exist, but does anyone like that post here? Did anyone like this tell you to stop the crass pussy chit chat? Ich glaube sie nicht Tim. Just let the pussy jokes go or get thee to FYAD for your 60 hours.
thug lesson apparently. but uh i havent made any pussy jokes since you told me not to?
deadken posted:
im literally disagreeing with the whole 'il n'y a pas une hors-texte' thing in that post, i mean are you seriously seeing the words 'semiotic' and 'discourse' and going all neuron association DECONSTRUCTION head bubble brain squelch or something
i think you know just enough about literary theory to slap together some theoretical excuses while completely ignoring the point that your ironic blackface act is not going to go over very well, just like your gross 'jokes'
Lessons posted:deadken posted:
im literally disagreeing with the whole 'il n'y a pas une hors-texte' thing in that post, i mean are you seriously seeing the words 'semiotic' and 'discourse' and going all neuron association DECONSTRUCTION head bubble brain squelch or somethingi think you know just enough about literary theory to slap together some theoretical excuses while completely ignoring the point that your ironic blackface act is not going to go over very well, just like your gross 'jokes'
its not a 'theoretical excuse', its a reply to the points you raised, either respond to it substantively or, ya know, quit yuh whining
discipline posted:
idgi all those things are dumb & pointless
Impper posted:AmericanNazbro posted:
don't eat at pizza hut man. they don't even have any robotic talking animals like chuckie cheese or ball pits like mcdonalds. there's no saving grace about pizza hut, at least with other fast food restaurants they make up for the terrible tasting food with toys or gimmicksthere are pizza huts in chicago with arcades & like dance parties and shit. you just dont know pizza hut man
i just can't imagine myself eating poor quality fast food pizza anymore after eating gourmet pizza from some yuppie pizzeria and having the most delicious tasting small pizza that costed $28
also, today i found out cereal tastes really good in half and half dairy creamer. i strongly suggest it
deadken posted:
my psychosexual melancholy is Fucking Hilarious
Yea i'll be the judge of that (pause, thinks it over) Not