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jools posted:
i was highly respectful of the weed impper bought for me, and it was good weed, although he did flake out on 3am mexican food, in short impper is a host of contrasts



eating a burrito before going to the gym is a guaranteed catastrophe.

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nah in this case its because i asked him to bring his netbook to the mexican place so i could do my flight shit early or whatever, but then the netbook was in the fuckin south side, so he wasnt there until 4am or some shit. i wasnt too bothered, i smoked weed and ate his roommates pasta
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previously tho id been eating second dinner at the same mexican place and he got caught up in some hoops
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you misspelled fourthmeal
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i ate three slices of Chicago Deep Dish then i had 4 tacos a few hours later. America
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i think it was actually the deep dish, then the gordita, then a shitload of beers and whisky including the giant beers
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#208
tardy on these heaters
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Drinking is bad, number one haraam. you will never find me in an establishment wherein alcohol is served
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tardy on these heaters
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same except i can sniff out gorditas from three miles off and they know me in the food truck community as La Hambre Monstrosa
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deadken posted:
i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imo


they're both gross and misogynistic, not funny at all, most of them aren't even joke per se, just repulsive statements and you're supposed to laugh at how repulsive they are. every time you make one you out yourself as a disgusting person to every adult around you. just stop

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comedy is best when it is inoffensive imo
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Poronto
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"genitals and aping Archie Bunker aren't inherently funny you stupid fucking children" is deeply offensive to the majority of dedicated comedy consumers
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discipline posted:
oh ish you took him to the taco bell and THEN out drinking? that's bad news bears imo

we were at a 24 h mexican place, not a taco bell lmao

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Kurdt
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it was a combination pizza hut and taco bell
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drivel of drunken hags
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chicago has really good mexican food
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gyrofry posted:
it was a combination pizza hut and taco bell

oh, how i wish. we only have combination taco bell/kfc over here

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Mike Nelson here.
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kentacohut
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Mike Nelson here.
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i have a kenhut in my neighbourhood but i wish it had taco

i live above a mexican restaurant but it is one of those homestyle ones where they are like you want tacos okay sure here are hot dogs and pickles and shit mixed in there.

there is a tortilla place nearby too but they don't serve burritos (megaconfused at that)

i haven't had a burrito in a month sigh i should go today and get one
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lame
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Lessons posted:

deadken posted:
i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imo

they're both gross and misogynistic, not funny at all, most of them aren't even joke per se, just repulsive statements and you're supposed to laugh at how repulsive they are. every time you make one you out yourself as a disgusting person to every adult around you. just stop



ahaha impper downvoted this

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yeah i did. "a disgusting person" *scrunched up face* breakin out the big dog insults
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Poronto
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getfiscal posted:
i live above a mexican restaurant but it is one of those homestyle ones where they are like you want tacos okay sure here are hot dogs and pickles and shit mixed in there.



have you tried out the colombian place near the junk shop they have p. good empanadas. i mean obv you wouldn't want to go and sit down at a restaurant with a close friend or cute girl and eat fucken empanadas but you can get a bunch for $10 and eat em w. home made avocado salad in front of the tv or something. don't order anything else on the menu tho, it is vile

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getfiscal posted:
i have a kenhut in my neighbourhood but i wish it had taco

i live above a mexican restaurant but it is one of those homestyle ones where they are like you want tacos okay sure here are hot dogs and pickles and shit mixed in there.

there is a tortilla place nearby too but they don't serve burritos (megaconfused at that)

i haven't had a burrito in a month sigh i should go today and get one


canada ladies and gentlemen

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littlegreenpills posted:
have you tried out the colombian place near the junk shop they have p. good empanadas. i mean obv you wouldn't want to go and sit down at a restaurant with a close friend or cute girl and eat fucken empanadas but you can get a bunch for $10 and eat em w. home made avocado salad in front of the tv or something. don't order anything else on the menu tho, it is vile

you mean mi tierra? no i haven't been there. i will try their empanadas. i haven't been to many restaurants here because i'm semi-poor and lazy and i just trudge to pizza pizza and get a slice or go get bad chinese food or something.

the other day i was at pizza pizza at like 1 am and some drunk guy was there and he was like $4 for a slice of pizza? no way and just sorta stood there so the worker said i want to punch you in your stupid face and was really angry and grabbed a bat and tried to chase out the guy by threatening to beat him. good times.

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canada is wrong in every facet
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Impper posted:
yeah i did. "a disgusting person" *scrunched up face* breakin out the big dog insults


lol @ impper criticizing others for pretentious prose

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penitent
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whats a kenhut. i feel like i should go to one
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lol @ the idea that i was criticizing that as "pretentious prose"
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Mike Nelson here.
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deadken posted:
whats a kenhut. i feel like i should go to one

kentacohut is a hilarious short form for a combination kentucky fried chicken, taco bell and pizza hut which has been built into a three-restaurants-in-one location.

kenhut is kentucky fried chicken with a small attached pizza hut counter

you go to kenhuts and say "i would like a large breadsticks with cheese" because it is functionally equivalent to getting a pizza with lots of cheese but it costs $7 and normally their pizzas cost like $20 because mr. hut gotta eat.

#230
drivel of drunken hags
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order a water and fill it up with pop for the ultimate lifehack
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Kurdt
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Mike Nelson here.
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the other day i went to pizza pizza and the same worker was there and someone asked "is the new poutine any good" and he stared at the customer and goes "are you fucking kidding me i don't eat any of this shit" and then he pointed to the signs and explained why the pork in that was lowest-grade horrible shit and so on and then when the customers were sorta sheepish about it he goes "you know this is junk food right. not real food. junk food. terrible." good dude imo.
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getfiscal posted:
the other day i went to pizza pizza and the same worker was there and someone asked "is the new poutine any good" and he stared at the customer and goes "are you fucking kidding me i don't eat any of this shit" and then he pointed to the signs and explained why the pork in that was lowest-grade horrible shit and so on and then when the customers were sorta sheepish about it he goes "you know this is junk food right. not real food. junk food. terrible." good dude imo.

sounds like they need to fire him asap

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getfiscal posted:

deadken posted:
whats a kenhut. i feel like i should go to one

kentacohut is a hilarious short form for a combination kentucky fried chicken, taco bell and pizza hut which has been built into a three-restaurants-in-one location.

kenhut is kentucky fried chicken with a small attached pizza hut counter

you go to kenhuts and say "i would like a large breadsticks with cheese" because it is functionally equivalent to getting a pizza with lots of cheese but it costs $7 and normally their pizzas cost like $20 because mr. hut gotta eat.

pizza hut pizzas are $10 now for any large with up to 2 toppings. get the pan pizza it's much better than the breadsticks

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that deal does not exist in canada, impper

do you know how i know? i am still alive.
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Lessons posted:

deadken posted:
i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imo

they're both gross and misogynistic, not funny at all, most of them aren't even joke per se, just repulsive statements and you're supposed to laugh at how repulsive they are. every time you make one you out yourself as a disgusting person to every adult around you. just stop



i thought the pussy smell/cigarette varieties posts were funny.... Guess It's All, Like, Subjective Or Whatever. more to the point though that you're meant to laugh at how repulsive they are is exactly the point. making a monster of yourself is like the foundation of all good satire. unless you actually think that i'm interested in making a serious comparison of Pudenda Whiffs, which would put you in the same class of aspergoid as the people who got mega offended by that 'all women are whores' post. context is actually important. context is an important part of the formation of meaning. if you try to create an inclusive discourse that functions on the lexical rather than the semiotic level then you end up with You Can't Say Ass Cowboy In Pakistan-level idiocy, you end up being unable to even articulate what it is you oppose, you end up with a discourse that is basically impoverished, in which actual meaning is subjugated to potential negative associations. is it ok for a white person to go in blackface and perform a crude stereotype of a black person? i don't think so. would it be ok if he did exactly the same thing, but not to mock or stereotype black people but to talk about blackface itself? this is an important question i think and one that merits actual consideration instead of kneejerk rejection based on a set of unutterable axioms. and yeah like impper said, lmao, 'disgusting person', we're not people here, we're all holograms

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getfiscal posted:

deadken posted:
whats a kenhut. i feel like i should go to one

kentacohut is a hilarious short form for a combination kentucky fried chicken, taco bell and pizza hut which has been built into a three-restaurants-in-one location.

kenhut is kentucky fried chicken with a small attached pizza hut counter

you go to kenhuts and say "i would like a large breadsticks with cheese" because it is functionally equivalent to getting a pizza with lots of cheese but it costs $7 and normally their pizzas cost like $20 because mr. hut gotta eat.



i have in fact been to a kenhut. Kewl

#238
drivel of drunken hags
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i've been whining about deadken and impper's laddish posting as much as anyone but the pussy posting was funny and obviously derivative of the boorishness associated with that site we all used to use
#239
penitent
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when you stop mocking people with aspergers bad things happen to the discourse imo. autists should have a special chip put in their computer that relegates them to their own lil corner of the internet. separate but equal
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penitent
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i find the idea that one the one hand Intent Doesn't Matter but on the other the number of Privilege Points you have is very important in determining whether you are allowed to say a thing or not very strange + contradictory.