#121
penitent
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its true though there are subtle variances in the aroma of pussy... american pussy i have found to be fresher-smelling, while european pussy is richer, more organic... allow me to show you my spreadsheets
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#124
penitent
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i got 3000 business cards printed with 'Pussy Sommelier' and let me tell ya they go down a TREAT
#125
penitent
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tpaine posted:
so if pussy was a cigarrete american would be the regular and europe would be special blend...interesting. what pussy is menthol?



technically the cigarette metaphor doesnt hold up because pussy actually prolongs your life (science)... but i'd say scandinavian pussy, winter fresh blast cool sensation, also favoured by black men (racial stereotype)

#126
Mike Nelson here.
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ways to make women feel comfortable at the rhizzone:

- post extensive jokes about female genitalia
#127
penitent
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if a woman wants to make jokes about my dick they can be my guest.... trust me i've heard em all
#128
penitent
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you see i'm an equal opportunity offender
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#130
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getfiscal posted:
ways to make women feel comfortable at the rhizzone:

- post extensive jokes about female genitalia



like he gives a fuck

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#132
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deadken posted:
if a woman wants to make jokes about my dick they can be my guest.... trust me i've heard em all



i hope you like the taste of your entrails

#133
penitent
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im a misogynist you see. i hate women.
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#135
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my entrails taste.... like shit!!
#136
lame
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they're the entrails of a counter-revolutionary, only worth anything when they're spread about the street
#137
penitent
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i think that could cause trips, falls, and potentially traffic accidents.
#138
penitent
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i resent the implication that anyone should feel comfortable at the rhizzone. posting is struggle
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#140
Mike Nelson here.
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i tried posting in byob when it was founded but that place was way too chill and there was a cat and well let's just say i decided to invent ron paul and maoism-third worldism instead
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#142
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deadken posted:
i resent the implication that anyone should feel comfortable at the rhizzone. posting is struggle



thank you white man for saying what needs to be said

#143
penitent
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im not white
#144
tardy on these heaters
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just shut the fuck up already
#145
penitent
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i am a man though although gender doesnt exist apparently
#146
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deadken posted:
im not white



you're the colour of shit

#147
Mike Nelson here.
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futurewidow posted:
thank you white man for saying what needs to be said

#148
penitent
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futurewidow posted:

deadken posted:
im not white

you're the colour of shit



yeah vaguely

#149
penitent
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i mean, not like hangover shit. and one time i got this food poisoning and my shit was green, that was weird
#150
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deadken posted:

futurewidow posted:

deadken posted:
im not white

you're the colour of shit

yeah vaguely



same here brother, i still think you're degenerate scum

#151
penitent
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basically all my posts are about the fact that i'm degenerate scum, ur not really adding any new information here
#152
penitent
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i mean if Saying The Word Pussy Repeatedly In A Humorous Context is what it took to make you realise that then you havent really been paying much attention
#153
lame
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ive been trying not to pay attention to the human garbage that frequent this forum, i know you're not alone
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#156
penitent
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i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imo
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tpaine posted:
im'm not human scum am i 'window



we're all scum. We're. All. Scum.

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#159
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deadken posted:
i think any model of discourse that doesnt take into account the difference between ironic-but-not-really WOMAN GET IN THE KITCHEN style 'jokes' and self-conscious parody of exactly that kind of mentality is shallow to the point of uselessness. imo



welp that's me told

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penitent
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you cant be Sometimes Scum. unless youre like a slime mould, coagulating into a walking thing, then a leaf, zeppelin, model for a future communist society