#81
my wife is irl upset with me and threatens divorce unless i stop posting here cos she claims shes fed up with me casually praising stalin who paid her off
#82

Lysenko posted:

internet dating is easy if you're good looking



if you're willing to settle, sure

#83

littlegreenpills posted:

my wife is irl upset with me and threatens divorce unless i stop posting here cos she claims shes fed up with me casually praising stalin who paid her off



WIFE HATING STALIN IN EAR = DIVORCE ALL NIGHT

#84

littlegreenpills posted:

a mere 8 hour train ride away also im fuckin Sikh you know

or 12-15 hours (depending on layovers) bus ride which is SUper Fun

#85
hi tom you don't know me but i know you. im an idiot and a bad poster
#86

chickeon posted:

hi tom you don't know me but i know you. im an idiot and a bad poster



hi chickeon

#87
greetings,
#88

babyfinland posted:

piss posted:

hello, piss here

hi man i dunno if i ever said anything mean to u but i remember tihnking u were a corny rich kid so sorry for judging



i dont know why you thought that im really poor ahahaha also you talk to me on twitter im lemons ya damn fool

#89

swampman posted:

Holy shit! Welcome back, piss! Man it is sure nice to hear from you after all this time. I wish other great posters like you would return from the past to say hello, something that never seems to happen around here...


'hello its me piss

#90
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#91

piss posted:

swampman posted:

Holy shit! Welcome back, piss! Man it is sure nice to hear from you after all this time. I wish other great posters like you would return from the past to say hello, something that never seems to happen around here...

'hello its me piss

piss wins another thread.

#92

piss posted:

babyfinland posted:

piss posted:

hello, piss here

hi man i dunno if i ever said anything mean to u but i remember tihnking u were a corny rich kid so sorry for judging

i dont know why you thought that im really poor ahahaha also you talk to me on twitter im lemons ya damn fool


oh what up lol

#93

littlegreenpills posted:

my wife is irl upset with me and threatens divorce unless i stop posting here cos she claims shes fed up with me casually praising stalin who paid her off

maybe you should stop posting here and concentrate on your marriage. i don't know, maybe if LGP wife reads this she can tell LGP whether she thinks i'm right.

#94
i met my girlfriend at work. she's walking the cat in the yard with a leash while i read the rhizzone. next weekend we're going to manhattan to hang out with LazerJew. i'm in love now
#95
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#96
same
#97
same here
#98

discipline posted:

I met lazerjew irl and then he stopped posting here immediately

hes a busy man those jews aren't going to laze them selves

#99
i met lazerjew before it was cool
#100
[account deactivated]
#101
u rly set urself up for a joke there t bags
#102

discipline posted:

I met lazerjew irl and then he stopped posting here immediately

you fucked it up he was supposed to get me a bunch of money for business reasons and now he's mia and i have to secure loans elsewhere and its YOUR FAULT

#103

piss posted:

babyfinland posted:

piss posted:

hello, piss here

hi man i dunno if i ever said anything mean to u but i remember tihnking u were a corny rich kid so sorry for judging

i dont know why you thought that im really poor ahahaha also you talk to me on twitter im lemons ya damn fool



i like your tweets alot good stuff

#104
Hi im piss on twit.ter dude. Hahah Give me all your fives or subscribes or whatever. I Fucking love to brand. uck
#105
Fuck off with the social media. Youre in forum teritory now you peace of fuckin g shit. Jesus christ
#106
piss is cool. warm i mean lmao. but cool.
#107
Welcome to the ForUms MotherFucker

#108
what the heck

are you guys really going to stand by and watch me be cyberbullied, possibly to death???
#109

babyfinland posted:

dank_xiaopeng posted:

word, im studying nursing at a community college rather than an Actual School and its way better. only suckers pay for learning

if u pay for anything ur a ho

how do i get free learnings. also wouldn't i need to pay for food. tia

#110
tom doesn't, it's called "realpolitik"
#111

drwhat posted:

babyfinland posted:

dank_xiaopeng posted:

word, im studying nursing at a community college rather than an Actual School and its way better. only suckers pay for learning

if u pay for anything ur a ho

how do i get free learnings. also wouldn't i need to pay for food. tia



just walk into the class and act like u belong there

#112
hi piss
#113
hi. name's piss
#114
hi piss
#115
how did you win back your account
#116
i'm sorry u didn't have much success on okc tom but perhaps you should take them somewhere other than arbys
#117

discipline posted:

I met lazerjew irl and then he stopped posting here immediately



whew, glad im not the only one this happens to

#118

Ironicwarcriminal posted:

i'm sorry u didn't have much success on okc tom but perhaps you should take them somewhere other than arbys



if the mountain won't come to mohammed (pbuh)

#119
actually i suppose toy has posted since we've met up, but i prefer the other mythos better
#120
last we heard from lazerjew he was picking up work from some sort of college buddy marijuana startup consultancy business to make rent, so he probably is taking a hiatus from posting publicly to a truck bomb full of wootling suicide hens