discipline posted:

got this in the ol' email:

Give me an account. But first, a little backstory:

*3 time county Tech Deck and Pog champion.
*Mountain dew fanatic.
*Xbox Gamer

I enjoy gaming and engaging in belligerent arguments about things I am wholly ignorant. I don't know anything and I have no intentions of ever learning anything. I would make a fine addition to the forum.

Sincerely,

World's Fastest Mountain Dew Sipper

yay or nay my comrades? I feel like I might want to see documentation on the first point to back up his story

What kind of lazy ass doesn't proof read his cover letter?

discipline posted:

got this in the ol' email:

Give me an account. But first, a little backstory:

*3 time county Tech Deck and Pog champion.
*Mountain dew fanatic.
*Xbox Gamer

I enjoy gaming and engaging in belligerent arguments about things I am wholly ignorant. I don't know anything and I have no intentions of ever learning anything. I would make a fine addition to the forum.

Sincerely,

World's Fastest Mountain Dew Sipper

yay or nay my comrades? I feel like I might want to see documentation on the first point to back up his story

application denied

palafox posted:

i propose an affirmative action policy for clever, interesting people of backgrounds or affiliations that are, though somewhat removed from the general gestalt here, able to contribute meaningfully to the posting experience. it would be nice to have token members of the following leanings:
third positionist
paranoid schizophrenic
Freemason/reptilian
Non-Jewish illuminati
honorable veteran
syed qutb-style takfiri
liberation theologian/gamer
1, no more than 1 nick land-style technotard (all others to be banned on sight)
nepalese/bengali polyandrist (non-naxal)
returning tpaine
joris karl huysmans-style poncey sybarite
the synthesized combination of deadken and getfiscal, be it sexual or through hypnosis or whatever
cycloneboy and lykourgos after having found love and envelopment in each others' arms
anyone who embodies the synthesis of japanese imperial nationalism and national socialism
anyone who can get a crafts/recipes forum up and running
anyone who can get a decent investment/ homeownership forum up and running
anyone who can solve the problem of useless manicposting
one of those people the french government pays to teach the neurologically disabled to orgasm, but like, for troubled posters' emotions, and not sex-positive
representative of whatever anime contingent is opposed to anime maoists, hopefully anime guomintang
anyone whose kinsey scale reading is trot-curious
anime getfiscal
black metal getfiscal
black getfiscal
single craven beltway insider
sex-negative catamite for notable pro-bdsm, pro-abjection queer theory scholars
catamite-at-large (-in-waiting, -in-training, -du-jour, a-la-mode, etc.)
large catamite (getfiscal lovingly excluded)
large catboy (getfiscal lovingly included)


and it would be great to have multiple posters of the following leanings:
valerie solanas via ouija board or other medium
desi posters
alain de benoist stripped of the cultured veneer
federal agent
life coach

put this call for posters on the frontpage and take applications

palafox posted:

i propose an affirmative action policy for clever, interesting people of backgrounds or affiliations that are, though somewhat removed from the general gestalt here, able to contribute meaningfully to the posting experience. it would be nice to have token members of the following leanings:
third positionist
paranoid schizophrenic
Freemason/reptilian
Non-Jewish illuminati
honorable veteran
syed qutb-style takfiri
liberation theologian/gamer
1, no more than 1 nick land-style technotard (all others to be banned on sight)
nepalese/bengali polyandrist (non-naxal)
returning tpaine
joris karl huysmans-style poncey sybarite
the synthesized combination of deadken and getfiscal, be it sexual or through hypnosis or whatever
cycloneboy and lykourgos after having found love and envelopment in each others' arms
anyone who embodies the synthesis of japanese imperial nationalism and national socialism
anyone who can get a crafts/recipes forum up and running
anyone who can get a decent investment/ homeownership forum up and running
anyone who can solve the problem of useless manicposting
one of those people the french government pays to teach the neurologically disabled to orgasm, but like, for troubled posters' emotions, and not sex-positive
representative of whatever anime contingent is opposed to anime maoists, hopefully anime guomintang
anyone whose kinsey scale reading is trot-curious
anime getfiscal
black metal getfiscal
black getfiscal
single craven beltway insider
sex-negative catamite for notable pro-bdsm, pro-abjection queer theory scholars
catamite-at-large (-in-waiting, -in-training, -du-jour, a-la-mode, etc.)
large catamite (getfiscal lovingly excluded)
large catboy (getfiscal lovingly included)


and it would be great to have multiple posters of the following leanings:
valerie solanas via ouija board or other medium
desi posters
alain de benoist stripped of the cultured veneer
federal agent
life coach

i miss old lf

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wanna repeat that Dad

daddyholes posted:

give me supreme power to approve new posters and then give it to getfiscal when i forget, then make me mod of faily planet and ban me.

i'd never be a forum pig