Years later, when facing the firing squad, Thug Aureliano Lessons would remember the day that his father took him to see proletarians.
Jools Arcadio Buendiá was a pasty man, prone to a phlegmatic humour. The gypsy Getfisquadés would appear in town at random intervals, fixating the patriarch's mind on the new advances of Marxism developing in faraway places known to myth, with names like Nepal and Slovenia.
Úrsula Khamsek Disciplina Buendía, an ancient woman clad in shopping bags and sweatpants, frets over the ancient curse laid down by a medicine man of the ancient tribes of Florida. A potent curse, sinister in its machinations. Beware: When Capital and Feminism meet, the progeny will have the tail of a pig.
Alemán José returns from many summers of piracy upon the tropic seas, they so swollen and azul as to be of the sky before the flood. His nude body, clad in every vibrant tattoo, set Rosewecca to break off her engagement with the juvenile and effete Tomás of Finlandia, and his stallion manhood set her once again to eating dirt.
Every night under the harvest moon great cries of disappointment emerged from the old whorehouse in the center of town, which caused the birds such consternation that they became bats forevermore. Juey Nuevaton Buendía had returned to Rhizando.
RIP Gabriel Garcia Marquez. may a flight of marxoteens carry thee to thine rest
First Mandela, then the ultimate warrior, now GGM.
"El." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez