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Kurdt
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Does facial recognition software work on babies
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Poronto
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if you do facial recognition software on a baby it gives you the baby's true name and he/she will grow up to be a wizard
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Poronto
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that joke was brought to you by ursula k le guin and getfiscal
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it does and it really freaked me out on facebook when i was looking at my cousin's baby pics and there were white boxes were around the babies' (one and like threeish y/o) heads inviting me to name and tag them
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Dont Mess With Sucess
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gyrofry posted:

Does facial recognition software work on babies

Potential idea for stopping the next hitler: in vitro facial recognition software

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rFTRmjimtCc
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Recognize This
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jeffery posted:

Does facial recognition software work on dogs

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ilmdge posted:

jeffery posted:

Does facial recognition software work on dogs



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I assume you mean does bourgeois ideology interpellate onto first world ameriKKKan babies when they recognize themselves in the mirror of labor aristocratic privilege? Yes, as Lacan says
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I just wrote a paper which which extensively quotes Huey P. Newton, Lacan, and Marx. If you wonder why I dont post much anymore its because I basically am getting a degree making LF posts
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babyhueypnewton posted:

I just wrote a paper which which extensively quotes Huey P. Newton, Lacan, and Marx. If you wonder why I dont post much anymore its because I basically am getting a degree making LF posts



we can all only hope that you remain totally sequestered from interacting with other human beings as much as possible

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Let me talk to her
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gyrofry posted:

Does facial recognition software work on babies



If I'm right, you're asking this because you're making a plan that if you be a baby, you'll be immune to surveillance. I hate to break it to you but I tried it, and eventually you turn into a grownup with a unique appearance, so you're back where you started.

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Kurdt
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that was literally why i asked the question and also thinking about babies for smuggling
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Scared OP?
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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for a while they thought the facial recognition software WAS working on babies but then it turned out every single one of them was getting flagged as David Morse
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gyrofry posted:

Does facial recognition software work on babies



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It depends on the babies, OP.
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chickeon
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does not work in cases of babeyes without a face
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Kurdt
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how is babby surveilled
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UNUSUALY COOL
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