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april fools
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Turn sickness into a weapon!
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Any Muslims who plan to post in this thread should note that it's expected of a good Muslim that they be fully dressed, and with their hair covered if female, sitting upright in a chair when they communicate their thoughts to others publicly over the web.

But the rest of us can lie half dressed in bed with our macbooks, clicking through a dozen unrelated tabs every ten minutes, basking in the LCD glow as we rewire our brains better for media consumption in last days of our postindustrial schizoid society.
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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The only thing more retarded than choosing to convert to a religion as an adult is sticking with the one you were assigned to randomly by accident of lineage/geography at birth
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Superabound posted:

The only thing more retarded than choosing to convert to a religion as an adult is sticking with the one you were assigned to randomly by accident of lineage/geography at birth


Actually, there is something more retarded: a palsied down syndrome teen who believes Jesus Christ is his personal savior.

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tpaine posted:

it's really hilarious, and to be fair any adult conversion to religion is. it's just...why choose that one? i mean, i can understand choosing buddhism, because who doesn't tolerate a buddhist? all you're hear about buddhists is mild annoyance. 'oh man, this bald guy with a big belly wants me to achieve nirvana'. great, i bought nevermind like everyone else. but islam? sure, let me just pick the religion millions of americans think we're at war with. this will make my life a lot better! who are these people?


thats gold jerry! gold!

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dont pay the troll toll
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dont pay the troll toll
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for whom the bell trolls
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swirlsofhistory posted:

Superabound posted:

The only thing more retarded than choosing to convert to a religion as an adult is sticking with the one you were assigned to randomly by accident of lineage/geography at birth


Actually, there is something more retarded: a palsied down syndrome teen who believes Jesus Christ is his personal savior.


Damn, hacked by the 'stang again. 'windturbine1' probably not the securest password. Live and learn I guess.

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try using "fuckliberals420", its been pretty secure for me.
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you should change your password to an absurdly long string of randomly typed and unremembered characters and if you ever get signed out of your account well thats just the price you pay for Not Remaining Vigilant
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you should do it roseweird im trying to get back into practicing we could be online islam buddies
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roseweird posted:

convert to islam if you wanna marry a muslim girl who doesn't hate her parents basically

will do, i'll report back with results.

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roseweird posted:

the converts i've known (a few, a couple to judaism and one to islam) have just been brainy/overthinking dudes with fetishes for women of the conversion culture



this is exactly why we need more Sexy Communists

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Poronto
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communism is a symptom of sexual frustration
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Mike Nelson here.
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i'm not sure what the big deal with converting to islam as an adult is. seems no more controversial than becoming a scientologist, or a raelian?
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love me some scientologism
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i guess i'm brainy/overthinking (i poston here right??) but i don't think i have a fetish for islamic women. its actually the food and the architecture that i have a fetish for. i fuck warm baclava
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what's particularly islamic about baklava
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traditionally made without bloody matzoh
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there was this guy ferretball on SA who among other things slept with a woman in Kenya(?) and divined she was a devout muslim and hence he was safe from hiv because of the smell of her genitals, which reflected "a muslim diet"
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there was this guy ferreball on SA who explained why rape is sometimes justified
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Mike Nelson here.
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i also had an intensely erotic experience involving baklava
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