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deadken posted:

what happened to impper. he knows about authenticity. he can sort this one out. impper's the guy



from what I've heard from him he spends a lot of time playing military themed Facebook browser games

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MindMaster posted:

a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs

did you ever see that youtube video called 'this is what I came home to last night' where the guy filming it is yelling YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! GET OUT! at this fat naked woman who broke into his house and was sound asleep on his couch

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elektrenai posted:

MindMaster posted:

a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs

did you ever see that youtube video called 'this is what I came home to last night' where the guy filming it is yelling YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! GET OUT! at this fat naked woman who broke into his house and was sound asleep on his couch



hahah i have and as soon as i saw her i thought "this is just like that"

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i even looked for it earlier but somehow i cant find it
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MindMaster posted:

i even looked for it earlier but somehow i cant find it

oh it's long gone

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littlegreenpills posted:

deadken posted:

what happened to impper. he knows about authenticity. he can sort this one out. impper's the guy

from what I've heard from him he spends a lot of time playing military themed Facebook browser games



he sold out and got an office job, eh

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elektrenai posted:

MindMaster posted:

i even looked for it earlier but somehow i cant find it

oh it's long gone



CRAP

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c_man posted:

tpaine are you consciously being steve brule or is that just a pleasant coincidence?



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meet me in st louis
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wow all these new posts and still not a funny thread
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hey. fuck you man. i don't come into your thread and slap the dick out of your mouth. although i wish i could. i want you inside me. fuck.
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the worst thing about this Olmert conviction is that I can't think of any puns involving his name
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someone broke the olmerta?
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Kurdt
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ehudn't help himself
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I love age of empires II. This is my joke, there are many like it, but this one is GBS. Haha anyway, hope you enjyoed my fucking post i decided to make
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aoe2 pwns
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^ the cheats from aoe1 were hillarious

aerdil posted:

hey. fuck you man. i don't come into your thread and slap the dick out of your mouth. although i wish i could. i want you inside me. fuck.



ya i been waiting this was a not-so-sublte hint after our years of flirt

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Where are the jokes
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in aoe1 i always cheated myself an army of rocket cars and laser boys and used them to bring progress and civilization to the backwards classical societies
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Senorah posted:

Where are the jokes



well there weren't any until you posted hhheeeeyyyyyoooooooooooo

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What would happen if communism was brought to Saudi Arabia? At first, nothing. But soon there would be a shortage of sand.
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why did islam come to the arabs? because theyre the ones who needed religion the most!

-iranian joke #475
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the CIA spent ten years training a guy as a deep penetration agent. unfortunately he was white
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political car tune
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aerdil when are we hanging out? i dont want to post here anymore.

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A hoplite was taking philosophy classes between his deployments to Persia.

One of his lectures had a professor that was an atheist and a follower of Epicurus. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "Zeus, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock me off this platform with your thunderbolt, I will give you 15 minutes.

Several minutes drip by in silence, when the 15 min. time almost expired the hoplite gets up from his seat, approaches the professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The hoplite simply went back to his seat.

The professor came to, visibly shaken and asked the hoplite, "What the hades did you do that for?!"

The hoplite said, "Zeus was busy protecting Peloponnesian military who are out protecting your right to say stupid shit like that, so he sent me to fill in."

"But Ares is the god of war," said the professor.

"Whatever," said the hoplite.
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we can hang out ANY. TIME. that isnt between 5pm to 10pm thursday through monday, when i do most of my serial killing
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sorry i meant to say cereal killing, i have a real passion for killing at least 10 boxes of reeses' puffs cereal a day that i learned from tom
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nice Joke bro
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meet me in st louis
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can u do the reeses puff rap for us
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aerdil posted:

sorry i meant to say cereal killing, i have a real passion for killing at least 10 boxes of reeses' puffs cereal a day that i learned from tom



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MindMaster posted:

in aoe1 i always cheated myself an army of rocket cars and laser boys and used them to bring progress and civilization to the backwards classical societies



photon man

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its not laser boy its photon man
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Laser Boyz II Photon Men
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tpaine posted: