roseweird posted:MindMaster posted:a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs
what did she say
im not sure, my mom found her before i did but she said shed heard her talking downstairs before she actually went down to see who the hell it was, shed put some pictures of various family members on the table and was just sitting there.
we have a couch with one of those english looking flower and bird motifs and it frightened her. i think it was the parrot:
conec posted:MindMaster posted:a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs
some stupid piece of sh`t jock barged into my apartment at 3am months ago he was piss faced drunk i was sleeping but i woke up n was screaming bloody murder he said he left his wallet in the apartment next to mine and got locked out i just kept screaming yet he continued to go thru my entire apartment looking for a door that wud open to other apartment now i have an eco class w him he sits behind me i picture his face slamming into the table he sits at would be cool if someone smashed his head n his little budweiser hat soaked up the blood mwahaha
it's not cool to wish violence on people conec. talk to jesus
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MindMaster posted:wait. did one of you write that jacobin piece about the ol' age of empires
yeah i wrote that. it was me
tpaine posted:i mean my failure as a writer. you wish you had the cojones to just give up and stop writing about age of empires for brolitics rags or whatever
I do not understand what you mean by this.
conec posted:aye tpaine theres a huge dead palmetto bug a few feet away from me na mean flamingos na mean
damn, rip
tpaine posted:deadken posted:tpaine posted:i mean my failure as a writer. you wish you had the cojones to just give up and stop writing about age of empires for brolitics rags or whatever
I do not understand what you mean by this.
i mean you wish you had sunk everything to one big project that was doomed from the start and gave up entirely on a meaningful life afterward. it's authentic. you might even call it indie? i'm the chillwave of authors
i don't wish i'd done that it sounds horrible
conec posted:MindMaster posted:conec posted:aye tpaine theres a huge dead palmetto bug a few feet away from me na mean flamingos na mean
damn, rip
yea deres another `1 in my kitchen
damn, rip
this has happeed bafoe i mean seeing dead roaches/palmettos
damn, rip
w e and not picking them up despite everything else being clean cos im afraid of getting too close to them yea everythings dusted floor is swept but im not gonna go over it w a swiffer ur gonna have to look that up its an american product cos its swiffer is slippery i might be applying too much pressure n the slickness will have me shove into the roach thing n its limbs will snap off iv had two ppl suggest that i jus use my broom to push it out my front door but then its limbs will break off everywhere and thats even more terrifying i dont want to pick up its legs n sh-t so yea jus gona liv w em for a while dere was a dead one under my desk
RIP
a while back someone else ended up picking it up for me but ya it collected tons of dust i would stand on the other side of the room n sunlight wud beam on the dead roach
damn.. rip
coated in dust underneath my desk n id jus stare at it fckd up thats what i waste most of my time doing is staring at shid i keep my mirrors covered so i wont end up looking at myself my bathroom mirror has a scarf over it i jus lift the scarf when im washin face n brushing teef etc but then it has to go back down i cannot check my outfits seems like itd free up some of my time but no i have lots of trinkets n knick knacks n drawers full of mementos etc it only gets worse outside cos as focused as i am on the pretty flowers in bloom or how insanely neat the sidewalk is not a single leaf on it no cigarette butts nothing someone says sth and their voice nd their words jus violates my peace u kno what i mean
i do. i love neat sidewalks.
