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roseweird posted:

last week i hung out w a cool girl who introduced me to this movie

that's not a joke tho



its this sort of unrestrained whimsy that brought down communism in the eastern bloc

#82
lgp start a dating advice column
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deadken posted:

here's a joke: i've been seeing a girl who is on tumblr & has vague social justice warrior tendencies & refers to her 'thin privilege' & so on and finds it gratifying that i am aware of the culture and terminology. what she does not know is that i only know this stuff because i enjoy to make fun of it on the ironic stalin fail aids forum it's ninja now. here's the punchline: all this is definitely going to blow up in my big stupid privileged face



same and she also likes daisies

#85
i;m femonist. love me...
#86
let wddp talk to her
#87
the other day i got like 50+ hits on my blog from wddp & i have no idea if they even know it's me lol
#88
"ex-lf bigot dead ken defends fred phelps, calls homosexuality and non-procreative sex 'a fetishistic perversion'"
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#90
i wrote that post for u tpaine glad you enjoy
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deadken posted:

the other day i got like 50+ hits on my blog from wddp & i have no idea if they even know it's me lol

thats more hits than the rhizzone has posters, they must be doing well

#92
im goign to be famous. i got invited to pitch something to the new york times lmao
#93
goatse it
#94
is it gonna be on the history of liberia
#95
i will go forth where petey failed. rip
#96

guidoanselmi posted:

something like

#97
pitch some sort of rhizzone cross-promotion to them
#98
Congrats dude
#99
Now make it burn
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#102

conec posted:

https://soundcloud.com/cut-up-depressed-alone/bowelmovements12yo cuda`s experimenting a bit 2014 uh sh`t yea in 2015 cuda tapes are comin out so yea 3 years on a rock my dudes ((gonna b 3 years in making so yea)) this is prob jus a throw away thoe.. peace



Holy shit.

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#105
Im going to play For Diaper Ppl Only at my wedding.
#106

Makeshift_Swahili posted:

pitch some sort of rhizzone cross-promotion to them



absolutely not, because i will then have to explain this place to tumblr girl

#107
waiting until its too late to reveal the rhizzone to her eh, like those wives who suddenly discover their husband is a serial killer or has three other families
#108
none of the people i actually know irl have any idea that i've invested probably hundreds of hours of my time in a tiny stupid internet forum in which i am widely disliked and i hope to keep it that way
#109
I MARRIED AN IRONIC COMMUNIST
#110

jeffery posted:

guidoanselmi posted:
something like



nah HK had made it into an xtranormal thing

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didnt xtranormal recently go bust cos the only thing anyone was using it for was joke videos and as a result noone bought the paid for version lol
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deadken posted:

none of the people i actually know irl have any idea that i've invested probably hundreds of hours of my time in a tiny stupid internet forum in which i am widely disliked and i hope to keep it that way

Sometimes I show people my posts at this forums when i need to prove that im much, much smarter than they are

#114
i was posting back pre-9/11 in the michaelmoore forums because no know i typically know IRL cares about things.

whoa https://web.archive.org/web/20011027034427/http://www.michaelmoore.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi

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#115
a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs
#116
take it easy lady, that's not actually stalin
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id never met a schizophrenic person before. she was talking about blood and gran canaria and dogs and just saying random proverbs, so me and my mother, since I Live with My Mother, just sat down at the table with her and gave her coffee as if nothing weird was going on. i just started saying some common proverbs too and these seemed to make sense to her. later she was picked up by her mother who, it turns out, lives down the street. she wasnt violent and didnt wreck anything, but she did put a photo of some roosters on the toilet seat instead of closing the lid
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conec posted:

MindMaster posted:

a schizophrenic lady broke into my house last night and talked to some photographs

some stupid piece of sh`t jock barged into my apartment at 3am months ago he was piss faced drunk i was sleeping but i woke up n was screaming bloody murder he said he left his wallet in the apartment next to mine and got locked out i just kept screaming yet he continued to go thru my entire apartment looking for a door that wud open to other apartment now i have an eco class w him he sits behind me i picture his face slamming into the table he sits at would be cool if someone smashed his head n his little budweiser hat soaked up the blood mwahaha



what a dope