fortunately no amount of advertising can convince an Autist he needs to buy something he's not interested in
the ideal psychology for the modern information worker is autism
way ahead of you!!
i'm a mental retard for products haha. just kidding of course. like most 'zzoners i live in the woods and eat the bird cum and poop that falls out of the sky haha. just kidding of course. like most 'zzoners i live in my parents house haha. just kidding of course. like most 'zzoners im a high powered banker who eats frilly little wuss dishes for fancy pants know it alls and i dont even eat taco bell that often because i think im too good for it. i probably eat some kind of special meat and have opinions about wine instead of just huffing paint like a normal person
I eat doritos, rainwater and grain alcohol for breakfast
the grain is Corn
<<Stares intently at interviewer>> I grip my Corn..... BIPPY
[Is hired immediately as Senior Autist Deathhand]
[Is hired immediately as Senior Autist Deathhand]
gyrofry posted:the grain is Corn
thank u
cool, finally some defense contractor is going to make ender's game a reality and kill all the brown people
yeah that definitely didn't happen already
i remember reading some dumb article in the new yorker or the atlantic or whatever years ago and it was talking about how it was beginning to be common for social climber moms to brag about how their kids might have "a touch of the aspergers" or something. its really funny seeing a high society ideological trend directly working its way into hiring practices for lucrative jobs.
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