roseweird posted:

in my acadmic departmnet which isn't really my academic department anymore since ive fallen from the grace of the northeast unitarian elite due to laziness and bitterness theres a guy who studies nietzche and teaches a class on atheism and at the last department party this cute undergrad was hitting on me which was a mix of flattering and annoying but the flattering fell out of the mix when she told me "you know prof [atheism]? you seem llike a female version of him". anyway thanks daddyholes i appreciat ethe clarity but can i tell you something ??? i really like you i mean i think you're really cool , your devotion to your faith and your restraint and intelligence are excellent traits but why did you choose that username . i can hardly stand to type it. why didn't you just name yourself "fatheranus" or "papaorifices". what arwere you thinking.

Professor Atheism: god is dead.

A lengthy period of silence follows. suddenly, in the back of the class, a brave, transexual theist stands up: ive studied christianity A LOT- and from an academic point of view!