#561
24 weeks of verbal salad flow
i guess shes got her reason and I think I fuckin know
now we gotta get used to not postin next door to conec
#562
dis is me an my boy wheels
#563
you cant, like, own a thread. threads are gifts you give to the forum and the forum decides what to do with them
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#566
Change tpaines name to Detective Kim Jongil
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41283053/generator.html
#569

c_man posted:

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41283053/generator.html



fix the lazy text overlap that shows up nearly every iteration and youll be ready to get pink faux hawked into the bleeding edge of gawker

#570
i didnt make it i found it on byob
#571
shit! I'm behind the curve!!!!
#572
then perahps you should go back there
#573
The government doesn’t protect fatties <I>now</I>, and is not going to anytime soon. BUT YOU CAN’T BE FAT AND AN ANARCHIST BECAUSE ANARCHY WOULD BE BAD FOR FAT PEOPLE, THE GOVERNMENT PROTECTS YOU is a completely false argument <I>because the government doesn’t protect us</I>.

I am not an anarchist. I am a progressive. Fellow progressives, don’t talk out your asses on this one, ok?
#574
i thought fat anarchists were called juggalos.

have i been using the wrong word
#575

corey posted:

then perahps you should go back there


i only post when im feelin ornery and i only read byob when im feelin chill. its a no go

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conec posted:

hey what does this cereal remind u of lol


Lol

#580

conec posted:

hey what does this cereal remind u of lol

maybe y'all already know this but the co-founder of kellogs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Battle_Creek_Sanitarium

Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema, “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine.

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Makeshift_Swahili posted:

conec posted:

hey what does this cereal remind u of lol

maybe y'all already know this but the co-founder of kellogs:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Battle_Creek_Sanitarium

Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema, “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine.



he wasnt totally crazy:

As an advocate of sexual abstinence, Kellogg devoted large amounts of his educational and medical work to discouraging sexual activity

#582
I'm going to make you poop yogurt in a non-sexual manner.

Please stay calm.

It's good for you.
#583
conec rulez
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∀p∩Ɔ
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#588
cut my pork into pieces
this is my tangy sauce
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#591
a friend that abandons you when you need it most, returning only at its own convenience, taunting you constantly
#592

roseweird posted:

conec posted:

uh ssooo what's going on there


obviously you've never inadvertently scalded yourself on alphabet spaghettios

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#596
don't bodyshame
#597

conec posted:

roseweird posted:

conec posted:

http://puu.sh/77Yq4.jpg

uh ssooo what's going on there

that pics from a week or so ago.. took shower, fingers pruned n tattoo got extra puffy.. that happened a few times.
now it looks like this..
http://puu.sh/77SiS

i will tattoo over it again soon and wear a glove when i shower plastic glove will wear rubber band around it fool proof plan imo



im going to try this except with the letters R H I Z and a regular pen

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Superabound posted:

im going to try this except with the letters R H I Z and a regular pen



aight i changed my mind im getting DO NOT RESUSCITATE tattooed across my chest in gothic script

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