![](https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/s403x403/65561_10151503536675359_1502489806_n.png)
Anti-gay white Republican wins election in inner city Houston after PRETENDING to be African-American in campaign flyers
- Republican 'endorsed' by cousin with same name as respected state representative
- Incumbent Bruce Austin demands recount after losing seat he held
The surprise winner of a Texas election has been criticized for misleading the mainly black constituents into believing he was African American.
Dave Wilson, a white Republican and anti-gay activist, beat Houston's 24-year incumbent Bruce Austin in what has been described as a 'racially tinged campaign'.
Mr Wilson won with a margin of 26 after he campaigned using flyers featuring African Americans and the message 'Vote for our neighbor Dave Wilson'.
'I'd always said it was a long shot. I didn't expect to win,' the former fringe candidate told KHOU.
His flyers, designed using pictures he had found on the internet, also claimed he had been endorsed by Ron Wilson for the Houston community college seat.
Many in the area could have been led to believe the endorsement was from the former African-American state representative but the small print stated the Ron Wilson in question was the candidate's cousin.
'He's a nice cousin,' Mr Wilson told KHOU as he held back a laugh. 'We played baseball in high school together. And he's endorsed me.'
![]()
![](http://media.rhizzone.net/forum/img/smilies/crying.gif)
THE NIGHTMARE
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I’m circumcised!
Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver’s license photo and it was that same color, black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it’s a wheelchair! That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I’m also disabled! I said to myself, aloud “This is impossible! It’s impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled!” “It's the pure and holy truth,” whispers someone from behind me. I turn around, and it’s my boyfriend.
Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual, and on top of that, with a Mexican boyfriend.
Oh, my God .... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, nooooo...I’m bald!!!
The telephone rings. it’s my brother. He is saying, ‘Since mom and dad died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless piece of crap... Any job!’
Mom? Dad? Nooooo ... Now I’m also an unemployed orphan! I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan, but he doesn’t get it.
Frustrated, I hang up. It’s then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker??
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, ‘Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama?’
Say it isn’t so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one-armed, drug-addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, Oh dear God, please don’t tell me I'm a Democrat!
lol
![](https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1380808_643304282389128_1651497993_n.jpg)
![](https://scontent-b-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/p350x350/282846_717766514913996_636833211_n.jpg)
![](https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/p526x296/1476035_696275883729726_1899697762_n.jpg)
![](https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1382906_670760636281251_203846867_n.jpg)
![](https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/p526x296/1185479_643093025714679_101642064_n.jpg)
palafox posted:https://scontent-a-cdg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1380808_643304282389128_1651497993_n.jpg
its a crying shame that American schoolchildren are no longer forced to participate in daily recitations of pledges written by devout socialists. hell in a damn handbasket imho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sHxr-995o
Superabound posted:i like it because it Combats Sexism
i'm going to resist the oppressive forces of bodyshaming by exclusively making thorough love to fat men and wordlessly posting gengoroh tagame in every thread. q1 2014 will mark great improvements in my sex life AND my posting, a rare combination
i can do a lot better
sorry
"Deleuze? More like Deloony, or Deluded. Haha what's Deleuze?"
sometimes, tho, if you truly hate something, you have to never, ever set it free.
tsinava posted:actually I already do have a catchphrase, it's:
"Deleuze? More like Deloony, or Deluded. Haha what's Deleuze?"
Deloozer too obv?
I wanted to be ableist.
![](http://i.imgur.com/msxPO97.jpg)
Edited by Crow ()
![](http://i.imgur.com/zdP6hZf.png)