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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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Superabound posted:

#SundayNightSissyFights

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my boss took us to the hobbit and gave me a ham this year. i did not have the heart to tell her that I do not eat swine, was just look "oh look, an extra ham"
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I have a christmas turkey (a workey) from last year and from this year
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thirdplace posted:

my boss took us to the hobbit and gave me a ham this year. i did not have the heart to tell her that I do not eat swine, was just look "oh look, an extra ham"



was it honey baked, those are legit

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i only eat long pig
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Double sick! Scored another cris turk!
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political car tune
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Panopticon posted:

i only eat long pig

what the Zambizi tribesmen call human flesh

#688
Poronto
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i got $1000 and a 10% raise
#689
sup b*tch
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how's your wife lgp
#690
Poronto
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shes ok. sober and legs closed
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mt.real
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littlegreenpills posted:

shes ok. sober and legs closed


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objekt-a.tumblr.com
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littlegreenpills posted:

sober and legs closed



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littlegreenpills posted:

shes ok. sober and legs closed



its important to keep her from having sex with anyone, especially, you

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RBC posted:

Last week my boss pulled me into his office and gave me a $500 bonus and said I would get a 50 cent an hour raise to $ 13.50. I blurted out wow that's really not a lot of money and thanked him for not laying off anyone this year. Then I left today without saying goodbye or merry christmas and I'm going to quit next month because, man fuck that guy. Jobs own.



Update in case anyone cares: today I gave my notice because I just got an offer to be a warehouse manager for a furniture retailer for 40k/year. Also the look on my bosses face was priceless when I told him and he whined about trying to find someone to replace me and then asked me to write a document about how i actually do my job before i leave because he has no idea lol. Also his dad just got diagnosed with a terminal illness.

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owned
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defhilarious posted:

After some time of being unemployed, I got hired on as seasonal helper at UPS for their peak holiday season. I unload and sort packages from shipping containers in a warehouse for 6 hours a day, beginning at 3:00 in the morning. Then I shower and get my fancy uniform BROWN SHIRT on, and go ride around in spine-shattering glorified golf cart for another six hours in the afternoon/evening delivering mostly expensive electronics and firearms/ammo to southern yuppies in a ridiculous new-money gated community, which seems to have way more lawn care maintenance and home repair workers than homeowners.

On the upside, being outside in the afternoon and being active again in general helps with keepin my mood up during the winter time, and after the peak season it's looking like they might hire me on as a "gen-u-ine" year-round UPS employee, including a pretty sweet full benefits package, part-time daily/weekly over-time pay, and union membership. That, or they'll just kick me to the curb until next winter.

You know, just in case anyone was wondering. Thanks.



cool, i'm trying to get a courier job at the moment too....is it true that you guy sleep with all the stay at home wives in the suburbs?

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#698
Mike Nelson here.
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RBC posted:

I just got an offer to be a warehouse manager for a furniture retailer for 40k/year.

who's better than RBC? noooooooobody

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Mike Nelson here.
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that joke will only make sense to toronto people
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chickeon
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bad boy furnite, veery nice E: holy hsit the tpaine post lmao
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#702
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I make more than fifteen dollars an hour now. Gahahaha
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Mike Nelson here.
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stegosaurus posted:

I make more than fifteen dollars an hour now. Gahahaha

in your face kshama sawant

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Kurdt
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you can't just 'make' dollars
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gyrofry posted:

you can't just 'make' dollars


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getfiscal posted:


getfiscal posted:

RBC posted:
I just got an offer to be a warehouse manager for a furniture retailer for 40k/year.
who's better than RBC? noooooooobody



They specialize in quasi-legal "reproductions" of overpriced designer furniture and its located in a former portuguese fish warehouse (everything smells like fish and cigars)

Bad boy would probably be a step up

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double post
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RBC posted:

RBC posted:

Last week my boss pulled me into his office and gave me a $500 bonus and said I would get a 50 cent an hour raise to $ 13.50. I blurted out wow that's really not a lot of money and thanked him for not laying off anyone this year. Then I left today without saying goodbye or merry christmas and I'm going to quit next month because, man fuck that guy. Jobs own.

Update in case anyone cares: today I gave my notice because I just got an offer to be a warehouse manager for a furniture retailer for 40k/year. Also the look on my bosses face was priceless when I told him and he whined about trying to find someone to replace me and then asked me to write a document about how i actually do my job before i leave because he has no idea lol. Also his dad just got diagnosed with a terminal illness.



convince the workers you manage to unionize imo

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today at work a pitbull took down a deer in our driveway and then proceeded to gnaw on it as it struggled and tried to get up. we like tried to shoo it away, including with cars but the dog was pretty into the whole thing and stood his ground until the dnr showed up to put the deer out of its misery #workchat #natureredintoothandclaw #actuallyitwasntfunnyandwasawful
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i wouldn't recommend it!!
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what? jobs own

also doing your taxes for those jobs. i'll leave a copy lying around. Yeah those are all W2s
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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thirdplace posted:

today at work a pitbull took down a deer in our driveway and then proceeded to gnaw on it as it struggled and tried to get up. we like tried to shoo it away, including with cars but the dog was pretty into the whole thing and stood his ground until the dnr showed up to put the deer out of its misery #workchat #natureredintoothandclaw #actuallyitwasntfunnyandwasawful



its really fucking terrifying that the Natural Order is still allowed theze brazen encroachments into our carefully constructed living nightmares of artifice and delusion, however brief

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The Natural Order, my new favorite EBM project
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checking in to say that i still Love my Job
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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TG posted:

checking in to say that i still Love my Job



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i was headed to a law office to pick some documents up and this lady and her bf were outside a nice restaurant and they asked me if i would take their picture. i cracked a joke like, haha, let me set the packages down, make sure you watch 'em for me, haha, and i took the picture and handed the lady her iphone back and i said 'ok is that good?' and she said, hey buddy, quit your day job, this is great. that lady's name? rosa luxembourg. boom
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i need a job can anyone on rhizzone give me a job willing to move anywhere will work for peanuts or cents on the dollar
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Not Your S.H.I.E.L.D.
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ive got a job for ya: go find me a Job